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I mean, c'mon...

LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital FrontierThe Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited May 2008 in Singularity Engine++
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Who the hell approved this?

I have one...kinda scared to try it.

Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
Legacy on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    CHEESE IN A CAN

    WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I heard they actually turn out pretty good.

    never had them myself though, so who knows

    gurusloth on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What hath science wrought

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    would go well with cheez whiz

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pancakes in a can? What, was the "just add water" mix not convenient enough?

    FCD on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CHEESE IN A CAN

    WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

    Its not cheese, fool.

    Its pancake mix.

    And its madness.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    NEXT IT WILL BE BOTH CHEESE AND PANCAKE BATTER IN ONE CANISTER

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited May 2008
    That actually looks like something worth trying.

    Polago on
  • SSGN727SSGN727 USS MICHIGAN Floating CalmlyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CHEESE IN A CAN

    WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

    Its not cheese, fool.

    Its pancake mix.

    And its madness.

    ZING!

    SSGN727 on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh my god

    also do they still make that spray butter stuff?

    that shit's great for popcorn

    Fallout on
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  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    Pancakes in a can? What, was the "just add water" mix not convenient enough?

    Not JUST pancake in a can...

    But...a 'Batter Blaster'. I mean...who was the marketing genius that came up with that...

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SSGN727 wrote: »
    CHEESE IN A CAN

    WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

    Its not cheese, fool.

    Its pancake mix.

    And its madness.

    ZING!

    Where's the zing?

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    NEXT IT WILL BE BOTH CHEESE AND PANCAKE BATTER IN ONE CANISTER

    I have a can of this.

    Also, a can of Garlic Cheddar Easy Cheese.

    Hmmm...

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Crap, now I'm int he mood for pancakes.

    Or waffles.


    With butter, man.

    Dee Kae on
  • SSGN727SSGN727 USS MICHIGAN Floating CalmlyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    On the left side of the image, I accidentally hit quote instead of reply but was much too lazy

    SSGN727 on
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  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    would go well with cheez whiz

    Cheez Whiz isn't actually spray cheese.

    It took me a year to figure out that Easy-Cheese is what I'm thinking of.

    Cheez Whiz is in a jar.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll blast you with my organic batter.

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bwahahaha

    i wonder how much fine print they need to explain how an aerosol can of batter is 'organic'

    bsjezz on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SSGN727 wrote: »
    On the left side of the image, I accidentally hit quote instead of reply but was much too lazy

    Ahahaha

    Okay I get you now.

    I thought you were telling me that I'd zing'd Zot.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Crap, now I'm int he mood for pancakes.

    Or waffles.


    With butter, man.

    Can the Waffle Blaster be far behind?

    FCD on
    "If anyone tried to steal your WAX LIPS, you would eat their eyeballs and deliver an angry lecture into their empty sockets." Hearts Boxcars, The Midnight Crew
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    would go well with cheez whiz

    Cheez Whiz isn't actually spray cheese.

    It took me a year to figure out that Easy-Cheese is what I'm thinking of.

    Cheez Whiz is in a jar.

    Fuck you're right. Oh well whatever they're both horrible

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited May 2008
    bout time they came out with dis shit son

    Bbaj on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    waffles really are delicious

    the most delicious?

    the most deliciousest

    J3p on
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Crap, now I'm int he mood for pancakes.

    Or waffles.


    With butter, man.

    Can the Waffle Blaster be far behind?

    I'd like to see them try.

    Dee Kae on
  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll blast you with my organic batter.

    This man, right here, understands me.

    I mean...c'mon...

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

    And to top it all off its in an aerosol can.

    Captain Planet is spinning in his grave.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited May 2008
    CFC's all up in dis

    Bbaj on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This isn't nearly lazy enough for me.

    I demand the peanut-butter pre-mixed in as well.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

    And to top it all off its in an aerosol can.

    Captain Planet is spinning in his grave.

    exactly; i am blown the fuck away by this

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    hahahahahaahaahahaha

    how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes

    America, my fellow Apoidea.

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  • SSGN727SSGN727 USS MICHIGAN Floating CalmlyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SSGN727 wrote: »
    On the left side of the image, I accidentally hit quote instead of reply but was much too lazy

    Ahahaha

    Okay I get you now.

    I thought you were telling me that I'd zing'd Zot.

    The poor old chap doesn't need a zinging right now after the phalla drama brought upon him by evil

    SSGN727 on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    I'll blast you with my organic batter.

    This man, right here, understands me.

    I mean...c'mon...

    I once started watching a porn video where a pair of girls were messing around with some whipped cream.

    It was fun until one of them stuck the tip up the other girl's ass and filled her with cream.

    I stopped watching at that point.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this product is unbelievably wasteful

    Shorty on
    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    I'll blast you with my organic batter.

    This man, right here, understands me.

    I mean...c'mon...

    I once started watching a porn video where a pair of girls were messing around with some whipped cream.

    It was fun until one of them stuck the tip up the other girl's ass and filled her with cream.

    I stopped watching at that point.

    D:

    B.C. on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    I'll blast you with my organic batter.

    This man, right here, understands me.

    I mean...c'mon...

    I once started watching a porn video where a pair of girls were messing around with some whipped cream.

    It was fun until one of them stuck the tip up the other girl's ass and filled her with cream.

    I stopped watching at that point.

    Aw you probably missed the best bit when one eats the cream as the other pushes it out.

    J3p on
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  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited May 2008
    what are the different flavors?

    Bbaj on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There was still a good 3/4 of the video left, too.

    I presume the cream came out again at some point but I wasn't terribly interested in finding out.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ah, the term i was looking for was felch

    that's a pretty handy word

    though it's only really used for semen so i guess it was wrong anyway.

    dang

    J3p on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited May 2008
    What're the best things in a can?

    I'd like to sample some wares.

    Polago on
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