Am I going to be banned if I go on a drunken rant for several hours? I know horrific typos will get the temp ban, but what about raging against the machine? And specific posters.
Democrats I can understand, but when rednecks say "If the Democrats win, I'm moving to Canada!" I really don't know what is going through their head. Even our Conservatives are liberal compared to some of the stuff that goes on in the south.
Well, remember that dude on the bus?
That said, I'm not a democrat, I'm just a Jewcar. I hate everyone.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Democrats I can understand, but when rednecks say "If the Democrats win, I'm moving to Canada!" I really don't know what is going through their head. Even our Conservatives are liberal compared to some of the stuff that goes on in the south.
Well, remember that dude on the bus?
That said, I'm not a democrat, I'm just a Jewcar. I hate everyone.
Lucky for you, I'm part Native American, so rather than run around blowing people up, I will just whack them with a stick and call it coup.
But I'm only part Native American, so the stick may be an aluminum bat.
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I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
But the tits and ass were still there, right?
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I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
But the tits and ass were still there, right?
I don't want to set your boobs on fire... :whistle:
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
But the tits and ass were still there, right?
I don't want to set your boobs on fire... :whistle:
I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
But the tits and ass were still there, right?
Yeah. They were. Or at least, were discussed, a rip off.
In other news, my flatmate couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
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ege got smacked in the Intel thread.
I sphinx it amusemink.
I think I am going to buy Boob Calibur 4, and I will love it for its high-end boobie processors just to show my disdain for all those who show their disdain for the high-end boobie processing.
Better than my dream. I dreamt that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch. Which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
Hey, hey, stop having sex dreams about my ex.
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Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
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I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Similarly, progressive darling Theodore Roosevelt held that the 15th Amendment, which gave African-American men the right to vote, was "a mistake," since the black race was "two hundred thousand years behind" the white.
Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help
I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had
I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help
I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.
I'm going to start calling you Hennifer Ropez.
YO SOY MARCO RODRIQUEZ EN BOCA CERRADA NO ENTRAN MOSCAS BIATCHA.
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I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help
I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had
Did you think, maybe, that you were just mistaken about whose car it was?
I mean, you could have confused his car for your own. See?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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I also outlawed the color blue.
Well, remember that dude on the bus?
That said, I'm not a democrat, I'm just a Jewcar. I hate everyone.
False alarm, Senj.
dang, my titty sense was tingling
Lucky for you, I'm part Native American, so rather than run around blowing people up, I will just whack them with a stick and call it coup.
But I'm only part Native American, so the stick may be an aluminum bat.
Or a smaller stick!
I don't want to set your boobs on fire... :whistle:
But I do.
Yeah. They were. Or at least, were discussed, a rip off.
In other news, my flatmate couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
Hate this new sleep schedule
Nite chat.
Look just be happy I don't identify more with my Viking heritage.
Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch.
I sphinx it amusemink.
I think I am going to buy Boob Calibur 4, and I will love it for its high-end boobie processors just to show my disdain for all those who show their disdain for the high-end boobie processing.
Hey, hey, stop having sex dreams about my ex.
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Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
That doesn't sound erotic at all.
I know! And her mom is totally cool!
It also makes it fucking hard to get the girl off.
I'm going to start calling you Hennifer Ropez.
I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had
Gonna lord it over all of you bastards.
He was after your fork and flask.
Did you think, maybe, that you were just mistaken about whose car it was?
I mean, you could have confused his car for your own. See?
You look fat in those pants Zimmy.
I'm not wearing pants, Quid.