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There's no way he's straight, he's in De[chat] Mode!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.

    I'm not wearing pants, Quid.
    WELL THEM NEITHER AM I

    Quid on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.

    I'm not wearing pants, Quid.

    Zimmy, you're so fat that your fat rolls look like pants which you look fat in.

    Incenjucar on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.

    I'm not wearing pants, Quid.

    Zimmy, you're so fat that your fat rolls look like pants which you look fat in.

    :(

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Aww, Zim Zim.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now drunk and pantsless. I'm advancing in inebriation much faster than intended.

    Quid on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.
    Correction: more abusive. Unless you’re permanently inebriated.

    Umm.

    How often does Quid drunk post? I can't actually tell, because he functions similarly in both drunk and sober states.

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.
    Correction: more abusive. Unless you’re permanently inebriated.
    Umm.

    How often does Quid drunk post? I can't actually tell, because he functions similarly in both drunk and sober states.
    See?

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    YOU ALL SHUT UP.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.
    Correction: more abusive. Unless you’re permanently inebriated.

    Umm.

    How often does Quid drunk post? I can't actually tell, because he functions similarly in both drunk and sober states.
    Fuck yeah I do.

    Edit: Wait! No! DAMMIT. You shall rue this stilist!

    Quid on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    YOU ALL SHUT UP.

    I can't hear you past the chins and flabby cheeks.

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    :(

    I want to paint your lower half denim blue and take you to linedancing.

    Incenjucar on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    YOU ALL SHUT UP.

    I can't hear you past the chins and flabby cheeks.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :cry:

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Who here has actually been in a place that had spontaneous line dancing?

    Because the steak there is excellent.

    Quid on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey Quid, hey. Hey. Hey, Quid.

    Have you been high today?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid, hey. Hey. Hey, Quid.

    Have you been high today?
    No.

    The Man won't let me get high.

    :(

    Quid on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    God, Zimmy, I hope you don't actually have any weight issues or anything. Unless it's that you're underweight, in which case I can maeks u a sammich.

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid, hey. Hey. Hey, Quid.

    Have you been high today?
    No.

    The Man won't let me get high.

    :(

    :(

    Then who put the goat in there?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God, Zimmy, I hope you don't actually have any weight issues or anything. Unless it's that you're underweight, in which case I can maeks u a sammich.

    I used to be underweight. Now I could probably stand to tighten up a bit, but I still look pretty skinny.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Who here has actually been in a place that had spontaneous line dancing?

    Because the steak there is excellent.

    Me! Me!

    It was some steakhouse in Georgia. Logan's! Yeah, it was a Logan's. They danced to Boot Scoot Boogie, I believe.

    Grey Ghost on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goat?

    Quid on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Who here has actually been in a place that had spontaneous line dancing?

    Because the steak there is excellent.

    Me! Me!

    It was some steakhouse in Georgia. Logan's! Yeah, it was a Logan's. They danced to Boot Scoot Boogie, I believe.
    And how was the steak?

    Quid on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Who here has actually been in a place that had spontaneous line dancing?

    Because the steak there is excellent.

    Me! Me!

    It was some steakhouse in Georgia. Logan's! Yeah, it was a Logan's. They danced to Boot Scoot Boogie, I believe.
    And how was the steak?

    Top notch.

    Grey Ghost on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Goat?

    The yellow goat I ate!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Facts can not be denied.

    Quid on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to see line-dancing steak.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You want her, you need her
    And yet you don't believe her
    When she says her love is dead
    You think she needs you

    And in her eyes, you see nothing
    No sign of love behind the tears
    Cried for no one
    A love that should have lasted years

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    toesday_bun.png

    !!!

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The place it happened at had a giant slide that started on the second floor and ended on the dance floor. Which always pissed me off when people started dancing and they closed it off. Also, ties were banned and they cut them off of anyone who wore one in and stapled it to the wall with their name and date.

    Quid on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Holy fucking shit Hippie. That is wonderful.

    Quid on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    toesday_bun.png

    !!!

    :shock:

    Don't feed that thing after midnight, whatever you do.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That bunny has been learning from a cat.

    We're all going to die.

    --

    It really hurts my head when people question such very basic things.

    Incenjucar on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    That bunny has been learning from a cat.

    We're all going to die.

    --

    It really hurts my head when people question such very basic things.

    You provide linky, yeeees???

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Two cop cars just tore up the street.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So, that thirty year-old couple is definitely fuckin'.

    That fucking bed needs some springs if I can hear it so well below me.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Two cop cars just tore up the street.

    Hopefully they put a new one down

    Senjutsu on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Two cop cars just tore up the street.

    Hopefully they put a new one down

    ZING!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    You provide linky, yeeees???

    Art thread.

    Apparently if you can't end world hunger you shouldn't bother giving some starving dude a sandwich.

    Incenjucar on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And they said the fucking four year-old slept below me. Liars.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hippie, I'm not getting rid of my cat for you just so you can live with us because Quid wants to jack off in your eye and steal your bunnies.

    Just so you know.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    aww wittle bunny wabbit all stwetchin

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