also I do believe that one day I will discover the key to sexual attraction towards other human beings
hopefully the hormones will aid in this, as they have been documented to do so in some others
Are you saying that you don't find people attractive?
I can rank people based on 'attractiveness' but it's based almost entirely on externalities ... clothes and hair and accessories and things I just want for myself. I don't get erections. I can force one by ... you know ... going at it, but it's entirely a mechanical gesture.
Like I've said in the past, I've never watched porn, and this is part of the reason why. I get no physical, sexual stimulation out of people.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Someone makes a sweeping generalization of homosexuals, causing Eddy to go - take a drink
Someone makes a sweeping generalization of homosexuals, causing Mikeman to go :winky: - take a drink
Someone makes a post that feigns seriousness but is really a dick joke - take a drink
Irene posts something as relatively nerdy as a pokemon CCG tournament at an NFL game - take a drink
Irene posts something nerdy only as a segue to sexual innuendo - take a drink
I could do this all day.
These aren't the official rules, but luckily we have a mechanism by which to allow groups of players to customise the rules as they see fit.
Like if Calvinball could kill by depressing the central nervous system!
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also I do believe that one day I will discover the key to sexual attraction towards other human beings
hopefully the hormones will aid in this, as they have been documented to do so in some others
Are you saying that you don't find people attractive?
I can rank people based on 'attractiveness' but it's based almost entirely on externalities ... clothes and hair and accessories and things I just want for myself. I don't get erections. I can force one by ... you know ... going at it, but it's entirely a mechanical gesture.
Like I've said in the past, I've never watched porn, and this is part of the reason why. I get no physical, sexual stimulation out of people.
Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?
Well there's yer problem...
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Someone makes a sweeping generalization of homosexuals, causing Eddy to go - take a drink
Someone makes a sweeping generalization of homosexuals, causing Mikeman to go :winky: - take a drink
Someone makes a post that feigns seriousness but is really a dick joke - take a drink
Irene posts something as relatively nerdy as a pokemon CCG tournament at an NFL game - take a drink
Irene posts something nerdy only as a segue to sexual innuendo - take a drink
I could do this all day.
These aren't the official rules, but luckily we have a mechanism by which to allow groups of players to customise the rules as they see fit.
Like if Calvinball could kill by depressing the central nervous system!
Exactly!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.
But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.
But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v
Chastise me if this joke is in bad taste.
Furry time?
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.
But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v
Chastise me if this joke is in bad taste.
Furry time?
I have no animal-related fantasies, no. o_O
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Like I've said in the past, I've never watched porn, and this is part of the reason why. I get no physical, sexual stimulation out of people.
You do mention that pretty often. What's your diet like? Exercise? Are you abusing cough syrup?
Maybe I should abuse cough syrup...
Like if Calvinball could kill by depressing the central nervous system!
Maybe you are suffering from random bouts of massive blood loss?
this is why it happens to me, at least
Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?
Well there's yer problem...
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N--no. No you shouldn't.
Exactly!
I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.
You're not Dizzy, you're Elldren!
I know I shouldn't. DM does horrible horrible things to me. Like make me dizzy and hallucinate.
But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v
Such a great series.
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
Does it make you dizzy?
Currently DMing: None
Characters
[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
No.
You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
Want to talk to me about making a phalla game with the first book as the theme?
I need help deciding who plays what role
Chastise me if this joke is in bad taste.
Furry time?
This one hits about 5 different rules for taking a drink.
I hope you all did.
No.
I combo'd up and popped a Vicodin.
I have read it but don't feel like paging through it to find stuff?
Oh man, bonus points.
Sure, though I don't have my books on hand (I need to remedy this).
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
Search functionality is something I miss in real life.
His younger brother, Blue Mars, would probably be a vigilante, but only on prime-numbered days, since blue is a more serene color.
No.