I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
ugh, after a week of trying to think of a topic I'm going to class with no essay. I can simply not think of a story that involves me feeling solidarity with a group of individuals. sorry, teach.
I have completed the MMPI-A. Now to wait until I get my results telling me that I am a perfectly normal human being and that I will live a perfectly normal human life.
Poor Sabs. If you're still reading, I'm totally giving you a hug.
My hand is also starting to slide down a little too far...
In fact, I've found my way to your side, and I'm straddling your thigh. Both my hands are wandering in tandem now, one in front. One in back.
As my left hand glides smoothly over your nubile happy-trail, my right hand just begins to find the insignificant incline that is the beginning of your posterior.
I find myself unimpressed with your piece, but I shield my smile in your shoulder, which you misinterpret as a surprised love quiver
I want to back away, but you've already go that look in your eye, and it's too late.
I have completed the MMPI-A. Now to wait until I get my results telling me that I am a perfectly normal human being and that I will live a perfectly normal human life.
Oh hey, that's nifty. MMPI-A is one of the actual useful ones. I forget which one everyone usually does, but I remember it was mostly BS. MMPI-A is actually used for psychiatric evaluation instead of just wankery.
Poor Sabs. If you're still reading, I'm totally giving you a hug.
My hand is also starting to slide down a little too far...
In fact, I've found my way to your side, and I'm straddling your thigh. Both my hands are wandering in tandem now, one in front. One in back.
As my left hand glides smoothly over your nubile happy-trail, my right hand just begins to find the insignificant incline that is the beginning of your posterior.
I find myself unimpressed with your piece, but I shield my smile in your shoulder, which you misinterpret as a surprised love quiver
I want to back away, but you've already go that look in your eye, and it's too late.
How come that didn't show up properly in my post? Lousy forum software.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
Also, not ever having played a SOCOM game before, I bought SOCOM 3 for seven dollars. So far, what I have learned from this game is that Navy SEALs can't hold their breath for more than thirty seconds, and the M16 is a pea-shooter. Really, on the first mission, I found that I was shooting guys with a three-round-burst, and they would go down, and then get up again and I'd have to shoot them again. And then I'd repeat that like two or three times before they'd stay down. Eventually I just ditched it and grabbed one of their AK-47's. That thing puts guys down.
Lord hear me now
Junk boats and English boys
Crashing out in super marts
Electric fences and guns
You swallow me
I'm just a pill on your tongue
Up here on the nineteenth floor
The neon lights make me come
And late in a star's life
It begins to explode
And all the people in a dream
Wait for the machine
To pick the shit up, leave it clean
Kid, hang over here
What you learning in school?
Is the rise of an Eastern sun
Gonna be good for everyone?
The radio station disappears
Music turning to thin air
The DJ was the last to leave
She had well conditioned hair,
was beautiful, but nothing really was there :whistle:
Also, not ever having played a SOCOM game before, I bought SOCOM 3 for seven dollars. So far, what I have learned from this game is that Navy SEALs can't hold their breath for more than thirty seconds, and the M16 is a pea-shooter. Really, on the first mission, I found that I was shooting guys with a three-round-burst, and they would go down, and then get up again and I'd have to shoot them again. And then I'd repeat that like two or three times before they'd stay down. Eventually I just ditched it and grabbed one of their AK-47's. That thing puts guys down.
You practically made the same discovery as the US soldiers in Vietnam... damn, it must be a good game.
Also, not ever having played a SOCOM game before, I bought SOCOM 3 for seven dollars. So far, what I have learned from this game is that Navy SEALs can't hold their breath for more than thirty seconds, and the M16 is a pea-shooter. Really, on the first mission, I found that I was shooting guys with a three-round-burst, and they would go down, and then get up again and I'd have to shoot them again. And then I'd repeat that like two or three times before they'd stay down. Eventually I just ditched it and grabbed one of their AK-47's. That thing puts guys down.
You practically made the same discovery as the US soldiers in Vietnam... damn, it must be a good game.
Interestingly enough, when my grandfather was in Vietnam, he ditched his for the same reason in favor of an old rifle from World War II.
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My hand is also starting to slide down a little too far...
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
man what about getting high and playing rock band
o wait
you can't really write about that in an essay
okay what about playing rock band
I'm in class, I can't think of anything good. I gotta be taking notes, too.
It's all that would come to me.
How come that didn't show up properly in my post? Lousy forum software.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
there's no turning
even while we sleep
we will find you
acting on your best behavior
turn your back on mother nature
everybody wants to rule the world :whistle:
God I loved him before his brain broke
Yes, we faced similar issues back when I first joined. People were confused, angered even.
And for a short while, I contemplated having this av just because...
Junk boats and English boys
Crashing out in super marts
Electric fences and guns
You swallow me
I'm just a pill on your tongue
Up here on the nineteenth floor
The neon lights make me come
And late in a star's life
It begins to explode
And all the people in a dream
Wait for the machine
To pick the shit up, leave it clean
Kid, hang over here
What you learning in school?
Is the rise of an Eastern sun
Gonna be good for everyone?
The radio station disappears
Music turning to thin air
The DJ was the last to leave
She had well conditioned hair,
was beautiful, but nothing really was there :whistle:
You practically made the same discovery as the US soldiers in Vietnam... damn, it must be a good game.
I forgot how to cursive, and now I need a signature! Fuck!
I just always sign my name in print, anyways. No one ever says anything about it.
I think it's bullshit, but, hey, wouldn't be the first time my parents lied to me.
true story
Interestingly enough, when my grandfather was in Vietnam, he ditched his for the same reason in favor of an old rifle from World War II.
spend a decade or two not using it
Uh.... yeah.
You can sign xxxxx or "yours truly" or whatever the fuck you want.
My brother once signed a Bennigan's check "Bitches'N'Hoes"
There's especially no law about cursive.
christ.
Never learned cursive.
As she stood before the Arch-Penis, she contemplated the events which led her there.
Better than all the other music in this [chat] so far.
Well
Except capital letters
Cursive capitals blow
What, like...
"This pizza is so arch."
What the hell does that even mean?
I used to make American tourists sign the thing by printing "CHECK ID" on it.
I was advised to cease using it by my 6th grade teacher if I ever had any interest in having anyone read what I wrote.
Arch
1. playfully roguish or mischievous: an arch smile.
2. cunning; crafty; sly.
[edit]: Yes, that is cool.
knowing or superior
That pizza is mocking you, sir