I suppose this disappointing thing about sex is that it's still basically the same regardless of who you have it with. This is why I hope the Drake equation works out as a very large number. Sex with aliens is guaranteed to be totally different from species to species.
And if you think that is not like the second thing someone is going to think of doing when we meet an alien civilization, you are incredibly naive. The first thing of course will be sizing up all the orifices and protrusions.
If you're really worried about it, we have a lot of different species right here on earth.
But none of them are capable of appreciating it on as many high level as we do, except maybe dolphins and all they want to do is rape you. Whereas with aliens, its possible they will appreciate it on the same or even higher levels.
You should read Foucault.
It's pretty reasonable to believe that we enjoy sex on a mostly artificial basis.
I debating whether or not to sig this. Would it be arrogant?
Not at all. I wasn't even being sarcastic. The first thing I clicked on this morning was this thread and the second post I saw amounted to "I'm bored with having sex with humans, lets find some aliens."
Of course, the first post was Cake - The Distance, which might be better than having sex with aliens.
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Fishing is only really a pain to level at like one specific range. I can't remember what that was anymore, but I do know that I levelled it in Azshara.
Damn it I forgot to slide mount my swimmers today. Probably for the best.
Yeah, I've found that if I go a day without doing it, it makes it a lot more satisfying the next day.
I just realized that I was merely assuming that ELM was talking about some kind of scientific procedure here, but given who made the statement, it's entirely possible that he actually was talking about masturbation.
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job fairz
i kinda think i look nice in a suit
even though i do not like wearing a suit
As long as you aren't barrel chested, most men look great in a suit. I fucking kill in a suit, because I have a good frame for it. I have just enough muscle so that I look masculine, but slim enough so that I look trim and svelt.
Now if I could just have there be actual muscle when I took off the suit :P
Damn it I forgot to slide mount my swimmers today. Probably for the best.
Yeah, I've found that if I go a day without doing it, it makes it a lot more satisfying the next day.
I just realized that I was merely assuming that ELM was talking about some kind of scientific procedure here, but given who made the statement, it's entirely possible that he actually was talking about masturbation.
Quite allright, VH, I was about to make the same joke anyway.
I mean, slide-mounting my swimmers. Oh my, I like how you talk dirty, ELM. :winky:
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I MAKE a pact with you, Descartes--
I have detested you long enough.
I come to you as a grown child
Who has had a pig-headed father;
I am old enough now to make friends.
It was you that broke the new wood,
Now is a time for carving.
We have one sap and one root--
Let there be commerce between us.
I never have any idea what Podly is talking about and his avatar frightens me.
I think he likes it that way. On both counts.
Occasionally he'll say something in regular-speak, and people will begin to have a conversation with him, and he'll go "shit, too many people understood what I just said" and start going into philosobabble.
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Sex is most definitely not the same across the board, unless we're working with a very broad definition of what constitutes sex. (Or even good sex.)
*mulls over his sexual escapades*
...yeah, definitely not the same.
Edit: Okay, I think what you're really saying is that you'd totally be down for a romp in the hay with an Asari.
she cannot know of our love!
Though I don't feel that sleepy or anything.
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You should read Foucault.
It's pretty reasonable to believe that we enjoy sex on a mostly artificial basis.
I'm bored with nothing to do today, last night sucked but I got through the first night which is usually the worst. :P
Now I am going to go pick some flowers in WoW.
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If you would like to catch some fish, I'll give you my account info.
Seriously, level my fishing.
Not at all. I wasn't even being sarcastic. The first thing I clicked on this morning was this thread and the second post I saw amounted to "I'm bored with having sex with humans, lets find some aliens."
Of course, the first post was Cake - The Distance, which might be better than having sex with aliens.
Yeah, I've found that if I go a day without doing it, it makes it a lot more satisfying the next day.
Your current sig is better IMO.
I got the best bait for fishing.
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Hush, oh sweet nexy, hush. We will still have our sweet, sweet moments in the No. 3 Stall, Men's Bathroom, Local Olive Garden, NJ.
i kinda think i look nice in a suit
even though i do not like wearing a suit
I just realized that I was merely assuming that ELM was talking about some kind of scientific procedure here, but given who made the statement, it's entirely possible that he actually was talking about masturbation.
As long as you aren't barrel chested, most men look great in a suit. I fucking kill in a suit, because I have a good frame for it. I have just enough muscle so that I look masculine, but slim enough so that I look trim and svelt.
Now if I could just have there be actual muscle when I took off the suit :P
Quite allright, VH, I was about to make the same joke anyway.
I mean, slide-mounting my swimmers. Oh my, I like how you talk dirty, ELM. :winky:
would you...
would you say this makes you a master baiter?
I have detested you long enough.
I come to you as a grown child
Who has had a pig-headed father;
I am old enough now to make friends.
It was you that broke the new wood,
Now is a time for carving.
We have one sap and one root--
Let there be commerce between us.
come on
someone catch the reference in my last post!
I think he likes it that way. On both counts.
Occasionally he'll say something in regular-speak, and people will begin to have a conversation with him, and he'll go "shit, too many people understood what I just said" and start going into philosobabble.
I understand him fine.
And that is the reason I am afraid.
None of the smart people are online, Poldy.
Make it stop spinning.
People and their goddamn birthdays forcing others to drink in celebration.