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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    thats right ladies

    ori can make you pregnant simply by standing too close during winter months

    I have been asked to read the following. "This next band is so potent that standing near them will get you pregnant." Give it up for Tenacious D!

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I have issues with online dating services like OKCupid.

    My thoughts are if girls are this attractive but are having to use online services, there's got to be something wrong with them.

    Girls, help me out. Is this true?

    You don't need a girl to tell you this is full of shit.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    t daric: there are lots of girls that have tons of things wrong with them that don't use online dating services, too

    damned if you do, damned if you don't

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
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    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    wait

    what

    oh man this does suck

    I am so scared right now
    no really

    how does this work

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no seriously what is Orik talking about

    shit

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I have issues with online dating services like OKCupid.

    My thoughts are if girls are this attractive but are having to use online services, there's got to be something wrong with them.

    Girls, help me out. Is this true?

    You don't need a girl to tell you Daric is full of shit.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    You are continually a source of pure terror. I think you should be a horror writer.

    Rinder on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    no seriously what is Orik talking about

    shit

    it's a transmet quote, you people are philistines

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    no seriously what is Orik talking about

    shit

    Yeah, that normally happens to guys in the winter. It's nothing new, though I'm kinda surprised you don't know about it.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »

    you look fabulous

    <3 on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so you're sweating semen

    no I have never heard this in my life

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I have issues with online dating services like OKCupid.

    My thoughts are if girls are this attractive but are having to use online services, there's got to be something wrong with them.

    Girls, help me out. Is this true?
    I like finding out whats wrong with them, and then exploiting it as much as possible.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ive never had that happen

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought we were talking about tightness because that stuff can be annoying but oh well

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

    Yeah sometimes my lyrics are sexist

    but you lovely bitches know I'm trying to correct this

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Ranx on
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry! ZOT is unavailable! May I suggest: ZOTilicous, ZOT_taco, ZOT_pal, i_am_ZOT, needy_ZOT

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ZOT_taco

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man I only called her big because she is and that we don't have to talk nice about groups of people because some of them post here. and it happened to be a topic of conversation at the time because I assumed thats what crook was talking about (our fat bashing). what. well whatever, I don't particularly mind. as long as everything is in the open

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Know who is a silly man?

    John Holmes.

    He has sex with socks on!

    Futore on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    Wren wonders if you talk about him.

    NotACrook wrote:
    Threads like these are why mully doesn't like you guys.
    Wren wrote:
    look we can't be nice to big women just because one posts here.

    that would be like being nice to gays

    Wait why I am being quoted here?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    needy zot
    go with needy zot!

    t NAC: because wren said it in response to you, is why

    mully on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I wish I had more pictures of myself in drag to put up on okcupid

    oh god fiz is already e-stalking me

    Shankusu on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

    Yeah sometimes my lyrics are sexist

    but you lovely bitches know I'm trying to correct this
    other rappers dis me

    say my rhymes are siss-y

    why

    why

    why exactly

    wha whyyyyy

    be more constructive with your feedback, please

    why

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Attractiveness has nothing to do with virginity.
    If you are socially withdrawn it doesn't matter how good you look...you ain't gettin' any.

    Rinder on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Not a virgin, but not exactly far from the gates either. No biggie!

    Polago on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I have (had) an OKCupid account

    I am an adonis

    does this mean I am unbalanced?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

    Yeah sometimes my lyrics are sexist

    but you lovely bitches know I'm trying to correct this
    other rappers dis me

    say my rhymes are siss-y

    why

    why

    why exactly

    wha whyyyyy

    be more constructive with your feedback, please

    why

    because I rap about reality

    like me and my grandma drinkin a

    cup o tea


    there ain't go party like my grandmas tea par-tay

    hay

    ho

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I heard that there are people being dicks in here. Don't make me write a scathing report.

    Quit it or I'll rub my dick on you

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Not a virgin, but not exactly far from the gates either. No biggie!

    well

    once tfs moves to vancouver

    you never know
    8-)

    Ranx on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    polago is an extremely pretty man

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Attractiveness has nothing to do with virginity.
    If you are socially withdrawn it doesn't matter how good you look...you ain't gettin' any.

    come on mang you saw polago at pax

    you know how that shit be rollin'

    Ranx on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It was nice to meet polago

    he struck me as an extremely genuine person

    a trait I find most endearing

    Javen on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I knew orik would come in here and back me up

    Ranx on
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    Wren wonders if you talk about him.

    NotACrook wrote:
    Threads like these are why mully doesn't like you guys.
    Wren wrote:
    look we can't be nice to big women just because one posts here.

    that would be like being nice to gays

    Wait why I am being quoted here?

    yours was just part of it, yours wasn't the bad part, the response was.

    and seriously wren?
    seriously?

    you don't see what's wrong with that?
    no one said you have to talk nicely about them and be all "i love big chicks"
    but that's not what you said. you said we can't be nice to her
    as in act civil towards her

    and so the fuck what if she's big?
    that brings me back to the point i made earlier in this thread
    what the fuck does it matter what she looks like?
    she's still an awesome person, does she have to have a tiny waist, flirt with you on the internet and send you pics of her rude ass titties for you to think that? jesus. i am wicked mad about this right now.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    polago is a very good friend, and very, very intelligent
    also his hair is amazing

    mully on
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