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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

    Yeah sometimes my lyrics are sexist

    but you lovely bitches know I'm trying to correct this
    other rappers dis me

    say my rhymes are siss-y

    why

    why

    why exactly

    wha whyyyyy

    be more constructive with your feedback, please

    why

    because I rap about reality

    like me and my grandma drinkin a

    cup o tea


    there ain't go party like my grandmas tea par-tay

    hay

    ho
    i'm the mutha flippin

    i'm the mutha flippin

    i'm the mutha flippin

    who's the mutha flippin?

    i'm the mutha flippin

    i'm the mutha flippin


    i'm the mutha flippin

    mutha flippin

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    It was nice to meet polago

    he struck me as an extremely genuine person

    a trait I find most endearing

    if by endearing, you mean goddamn sexy

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    What's this then? Italics?!

    I am just saying that if you were insinuating that you yourself are a virgin

    I would be very shocked

    on account of your man-prettiness

    Attractiveness has nothing to do with virginity.
    If you are socially withdrawn it doesn't matter how good you look...you ain't gettin' any.

    come on mang you saw polago at pax

    you know how that shit be rollin'

    Yeah, Polago actually has a great personality and is sociable.
    That is why he isn't a virgin.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    shank should gone for SkankoButcho

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    It was nice to meet polago

    he struck me as an extremely genuine person

    a trait I find most endearing

    Dizzzaaaawwwwww now I'm blushing like a pretty princess.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    should have gone with needy_zot

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So tomorrow will be my 'I've got a thing, maybe you have a thing, maybe we could have a thing' talk with this girl. It will either result in a solid relationship or possibly my hopes and dreams being crushed (not really).

    This should prove interesting.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    So tomorrow will be my 'I've got a thing, maybe you have a thing, maybe we could have a thing' talk with this girl. It will either result in a solid relationship or possibly my hopes and dreams being crushed (not really).

    This should prove interesting.

    good luck!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rinder wrote: »

    Attractiveness has nothing to do with virginity.
    If you are socially withdrawn it doesn't matter how good you look...you ain't gettin' any.

    Boy am I figuring that out the sad way

    I don't get any physical action now that I'm done with school and sitting around in my naked all day

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    good luck vsove!

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fiz I forget are you a gorgeous hunk of man-meat or not

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't read all of what Beavo said

    all I saw was rude titties


    what's this about rude titties?

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    shank should gone for SkankoButcho

    I didn't know that I'd be running with that theme until after I had made the account :(

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fiz is rather rugged

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    peanutbutter is too good.

    i'm eating it by the spoonful

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I didn't read all of what Beavo said

    all I saw was rude titties


    what's this about rude titties?

    fat tits, you dont want them

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    TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    So tomorrow will be my 'I've got a thing, maybe you have a thing, maybe we could have a thing' talk with this girl. It will either result in a solid relationship or possibly my hopes and dreams being crushed (not really).

    This should prove interesting.

    Good luck dude

    Think I might be there in a few weeks anyway

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thanks for the wishes of luck, Orik and bts.

    At this point I just want to get it over with one way or another. I've been stressing about it since Friday and this weekend has been much less enjoyable than it, by all rights, should have been.

    Fortunately I have Fallout 3 to soothe my weary soul.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    fiz is rather rugged

    he always seems so taciturn

    fiz, take a picture where you are smiling

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I just read the last ten pages, something about pming tits? I got tits I can pm.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    peanutbutter is too good.

    i'm eating it by the spoonful

    My favorite thing involving peanut butter is a Fluffernutter. I love those.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    yours was just part of it, yours wasn't the bad part, the response was.

    and seriously wren?
    seriously?

    you don't see what's wrong with that?
    no one said you have to talk nicely about them and be all "i love big chicks"
    but that's not what you said. you said we can't be nice to her
    as in act civil towards her

    and so the fuck what if she's big?
    that brings me back to the point i made earlier in this thread
    what the fuck does it matter what she looks like?
    she's still an awesome person, does she have to have a tiny waist, flirt with you on the internet and send you pics of her rude ass titties for you to think that? jesus. i am wicked mad about this right now.

    wait I'm not sure what you're saying now. I said we don't have to be nice towards fat people in general because it might offend one that posts here. I'm pretty sure I edited out the "can't" in that because I realized way before this that it made it sound a bit different than I meant. if I didn't then I guess its too late now. maybe I didn't really care what someone on the internet might think about a single post, misconstrued or not. maybe I still don't.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    couldn't resist zot_taco

    because holy shit that is the best name suggestion I've ever seen

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    omg i hope everyone is nice to each other!!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    fiz I forget are you a gorgeous hunk of man-meat or not

    Not. My account is superterry though if you need to see it in action

    Fiz on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    is one of you MizKriss?

    I really hope it's one of you

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It could just be that you're a dick, Wren.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mah okcupid profile is still inthought

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I really would like to know what type of person potu is in real life

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    okay the flight of the conchords song is done so I'm going to bed

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, holy shit, OkCupid test.
    ENTP - The Inventor
    You scored 82% I to E, 47% N to S, 67% F to T, and 84% J to P!

    The single word that describes your type is "inventor", and you belong to the larger group called rationals. You love to tinker with things and come up with new ideas. You are outgoing and curious with an insatiable appetite for knowledge. You have no real desire to lead, only doing so if there is no other way. 2% of the population share your personality type.

    You are a flirtateous and energetic romantic partner, fun and engaging, always looking for something unusual to try. In your enthusiam, you may make promises you can't keep. Your competitive nature and need to be perceived as an expert can be daunting to a romantic partner at times. You so enjoy the tug of a good debate that sometimes you act as if you don't take anything seriously. You are usually very supportive and helpful to your mate, but somewhat scattered and unable to devote your full attention there. You feel most appreciated for your great ideas, unusual perceptiveness, and ability to understand and communicate with people. You feel most appreciated when your partner understands your need for lots of social contact and your need to live life as spontaneously as possible.

    That's a disturbing thing to read when being introspective.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i just wonder how many people in here are the types who shout rude things at overweight people on the streets

    instead of just talking big about how much they dislike it on the internet

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This thread got big fast.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    drag a guy kicking and screaming

    alright

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=TheGoddamnBoss

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i just wonder how many people in here are the types who shout rude things at overweight people on the streets

    instead of just talking big about how much they dislike it on the internet

    mully how many people do you know who yell at fat people on the street

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i just wonder how many people in here are the types who shout rude things at overweight people on the streets

    instead of just talking big about how much they dislike it on the internet

    i shout things like 'try Dr. Worveston's refreshing weight-loss elixir', but then i am a snake oil salesman so

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    okay the flight of the conchords song is done so I'm going to bed
    good night sweet prince

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i just wonder how many people in here are the types who shout rude things at overweight people on the streets

    instead of just talking big about how much they dislike it on the internet

    I told a girl tonight that she looks less fat and she went "thanks :)"

    But she's gotten used to how I am

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    It could just be that you're a dick, Wren.

    there's no questioning that. I'm not saying what I said was nice, but I certainly didn't mean we can't be nice to mully at all for some reason. that just doesnt make sense

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