Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
Man, I've never understood the concept of salting peanuts with the shells still on them unless you eat the whole thing.
Like, I go to Texas Roadhouse or something where they have buckets of peanuts sitting out in the waiting area for people to munch on while they wait for a table, and everybody's taking off the shells, and I'm like you're getting rid of the salted part!
Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
Man, I've never understood the concept of salting peanuts with the shells still on them unless you eat the whole thing.
Like, I go to Texas Roadhouse or something where they have buckets of peanuts sitting out in the waiting area for people to munch on while they wait for a table, and everybody's taking off the shells, and I'm like you're getting rid of the salted part!
I was eating some salted unshelled peanuts one time and I was told I wasn't supposed to suck on them to get the salt off before shelling them, that I should just discard the shell. I was like, what, the salt is what I came for!
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Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
Man, I've never understood the concept of salting peanuts with the shells still on them unless you eat the whole thing.
Like, I go to Texas Roadhouse or something where they have buckets of peanuts sitting out in the waiting area for people to munch on while they wait for a table, and everybody's taking off the shells, and I'm like you're getting rid of the salted part!
Oh I love the shell, I just don't love it on the rebound. I remember I ate a whole bag of peanuts over a week at work. That weekend my asshole felt like I had been on the phish farewell tour.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
Man, I've never understood the concept of salting peanuts with the shells still on them unless you eat the whole thing.
Like, I go to Texas Roadhouse or something where they have buckets of peanuts sitting out in the waiting area for people to munch on while they wait for a table, and everybody's taking off the shells, and I'm like you're getting rid of the salted part!
Oh I love the shell, I just don't love it on the rebound. I remember I ate a whole bag of peanuts over a week at work. That weekend my asshole felt like I had been on the phish farewell tour.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I was talking to a friend about the movie The Bird Cage. She said she was really surprised that Robin Williams played the straight man. I said "no, he was gay too."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Stop boring me
You mean the one about how math teachers look like child molesters?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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*juggles*
haha. Yeah I've had to get over being "that guy" for survival purposes.
I've talked to her about and she invited and whatnot, I just didn't say it would be today.
And to those bored peeps- my life is so fucked up it's entertainment damnit. What more do you want?
NOOOOOO.
Man, I've never understood the concept of salting peanuts with the shells still on them unless you eat the whole thing.
Like, I go to Texas Roadhouse or something where they have buckets of peanuts sitting out in the waiting area for people to munch on while they wait for a table, and everybody's taking off the shells, and I'm like you're getting rid of the salted part!
*juggles chainsaws*
I was wondering if someone was going to take that bait.
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But then few things wouldn't be
I was eating some salted unshelled peanuts one time and I was told I wasn't supposed to suck on them to get the salt off before shelling them, that I should just discard the shell. I was like, what, the salt is what I came for!
Oh I love the shell, I just don't love it on the rebound. I remember I ate a whole bag of peanuts over a week at work. That weekend my asshole felt like I had been on the phish farewell tour.
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we make a good comedy duo
I'll be the straight man
She'll be the lesbian.
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I took it in a different direction.
I have no regrets.
And somewhere in the world and for no reason known to him, drez starts masturbating furiously.
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We all float down here.
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Isn't it just a circus song with a static picture? Or does it transform into something vile and despicable?
Congrats?
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It starts as something vile and despicable!
Seriously?
That's bad. You got something else lined up?
I can't! I'm in Zimmyjail!
Also last night I decided that I will start using my full name again once I get out of here.
Zimmydoom is a malcontent, a societal parasite and former convict.
Zimmilion Maximus Phillimino Doom is a respectable, upstanding member of the community.
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