Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!
On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!
On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.
Science: If it doesn't work, we're gonna jam a razor blade in that shit.
Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!
On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.
Science: If it doesn't work, we're gonna jam a razor blade in that shit.
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
"My girlfriend wants to have my baby.
Yay! She's had a few problems with her lovely
lady bits and so I have had to have a few tests
carried out too to make sure I'm firing on all
cylinders. General health assessment - check.
Blood tests - check. Semen count - err, well, I
actually kept putting that off. Not because I
have a problem about wanking in public places,
it's more because the doctors gave me a number
of a clinic on Euston Road to phone and sort
out my own appointment. This was back in early
September. I only got round to ringing them
last week. I was supposed to go down there
today armed with a fresh batch of my man juice
for them to count, quaff, whatever they do with
it. I slept in. Got up late. Quickly knocked
one out. (You're not allowed to cum for three
days before giving them your best dairy
produce, so it didn't take too long), and then
legged it down to the tube with my man juice in
a little container under my arm so I wouldn't
miss my appointment. I made the appointment -
just - at ten thirty... Only my specimen
didn't... If you happen to be on the Northern
Line, High Barnet branch today and see a small
container containing what looks like spunk,
well, yes, it is actually spunk..."
Hohoho.
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Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.
Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.
It's the Australian equivalent of Have I got news for you
Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.
It's the Australian equivalent of Have I got news for you
It sounds more like the Australian equivalent of Mock the Week.
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What the hell is with these "American Pie presents" things? Is the next generation really so out of touch with internet pornography they need half-assed featurettes which are really just code for cheap soft-core porn to be produced?
On the plus side, some idiot kids probably kill themselves when college doesn't work out like this so I suppose it's not all bad.
I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
First of all it was overpriced.
Second of all the fried dumplings (which in every other Americanized Chinese place I know means 'pan fried', so still soft but crispy on the bottom) were deep-fried.
Third of all the ribs didn't have any sauce. No 'rub', either- just the plain, undecorated flavor of pork without any sort of spice or sauce.
Fourth, the roast pork lo mein smelled like asshole. Someone actually came downstairs saying they smelled the stench through the heating system. It smelled and tasted terrible.
What the hell is with these "American Pie presents" things? Is the next generation really so out of touch with internet pornography they need half-assed featurettes which are really just code for cheap soft-core porn to be produced?
On the plus side, some idiot kids probably kill themselves when college doesn't work out like this so I suppose it's not all bad.
these are the same people who buy Maxim instead of Playboy
I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
You should get good takeout tonight to make up for it.
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i have come to the conclusion that this divalproex the doctor has me on is rubbish and, while it is keeping me from having a manic episode and it's keeping my malfunctioning adrenal gland from firing off too much juice, it's also making me depressed
to the point that my girlfriend had to talk me out of killing myself this morning and i am currently debating whether to check myself into the loony bin as the thought is verrrrry tempting.
the tricky thing with medicating bipolar disorder is that if you take away one half (like the manic part) but don't do anything about the other, the other tends to take over.
so i either need to be on more drugs, or different drugs
I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
You should get good takeout tonight to make up for it.
I can't get take out two nights in a row, at this rate I'll be hideous.
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On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.
Science: If it doesn't work, we're gonna jam a razor blade in that shit.
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Boy was I fucked up last night.
Ouch.
That hurts.
Hohoho.
Eh?
And even those you think to know the origin of... well, yeah.
I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.
They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.
Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
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It's the Australian equivalent of Have I got news for you
It sounds more like the Australian equivalent of Mock the Week.
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stay classy.
On the plus side, some idiot kids probably kill themselves when college doesn't work out like this so I suppose it's not all bad.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
First of all it was overpriced.
Second of all the fried dumplings (which in every other Americanized Chinese place I know means 'pan fried', so still soft but crispy on the bottom) were deep-fried.
Third of all the ribs didn't have any sauce. No 'rub', either- just the plain, undecorated flavor of pork without any sort of spice or sauce.
Fourth, the roast pork lo mein smelled like asshole. Someone actually came downstairs saying they smelled the stench through the heating system. It smelled and tasted terrible.
Ok rant over.
these are the same people who buy Maxim instead of Playboy
they're losers
don't tell your girlfriend
i'll be here all week, folks
to the point that my girlfriend had to talk me out of killing myself this morning and i am currently debating whether to check myself into the loony bin as the thought is verrrrry tempting.
the tricky thing with medicating bipolar disorder is that if you take away one half (like the manic part) but don't do anything about the other, the other tends to take over.
so i either need to be on more drugs, or different drugs
either way, think i need to make some phone calls
I can't get take out two nights in a row, at this rate I'll be hideous.
Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .
it could also be a colour out of space
have there been any meteor crashes near you recently
I don't think so but our sigs are breaking.
uh, mine aren't
maybe you have a problem
Hm yeah I guess it's just on my side. Your sig and avatar are red x's. My sig is a red X. Could just be chrome.