the headline just screams "hey there mr closet homosexual, yes you Mr Senator, this link has naughty boy pictures. he needs to be spanked, ney, he begs to be spanked".
i mean... come on... the kid is 17 years old and he's making it national news that he takes off his glasses - and his clothes!
Slungsolow on
fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
Meth stories are insane. I personally haven't had the horror of any experiences with it, but its just incredible.
The closest I ever came to crazy drugs was my sister snorted K for a little while. At least that doesn't make you go crazy and lose teeth and act like a real fucker. It just puts you to sleep, or if you take too much it kills you.
Meth stories are insane. I personally haven't had the horror of any experiences with it, but its just incredible.
The closest I ever came to crazy drugs was my sister snorted K for a little while. At least that doesn't make you go crazy and lose teeth and act like a real fucker. It just puts you to sleep, or if you take too much it kills you.
You're saying drugs are bad for you? That's just a myth man. They make your brain bigger.
Only cop-on-me action I've experienced since I got my license back in 2000 was a written warning for coasting down a hill at 60mph in a 40 zone. It was a female cop too. Not to be a chauvinist bigot or anything but ladycops really suck. It's like they look at you and see an ex-boyfriend or an abusive father.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
that is a good story
I have this other story where I go to a bar with my friend, and I meet this girl who wants to go home with me, but instead of being smooth and cool about it, she is really drunk and spills her beverage all over me about 8 or 9 seperate times, and I have to get the shirt dry-cleaned the next day.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
that is a good story
I have this other story where I go to a bar with my friend, and I meet this girl who wants to go home with me, but instead of being smooth and cool about it, she is really drunk and spills her beverage all over me about 8 or 9 seperate times, and I have to get the shirt dry-cleaned the next day.
The one time I got pulled over the cops checked to see if the front and back lights of my bike were working properly, and then they gave me a little flashlight keychain.
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
that is a good story
I have this other story where I go to a bar with my friend, and I meet this girl who wants to go home with me, but instead of being smooth and cool about it, she is really drunk and spills her beverage all over me about 8 or 9 seperate times, and I have to get the shirt dry-cleaned the next day.
that not is a good story
I kind of like it. It makes me laugh when I tell it.
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no, but they imply that you can see it.
i mean... come on... the kid is 17 years old and he's making it national news that he takes off his glasses - and his clothes!
The closest I ever came to crazy drugs was my sister snorted K for a little while. At least that doesn't make you go crazy and lose teeth and act like a real fucker. It just puts you to sleep, or if you take too much it kills you.
Only cop-on-me action I've experienced since I got my license back in 2000 was a written warning for coasting down a hill at 60mph in a 40 zone. It was a female cop too. Not to be a chauvinist bigot or anything but ladycops really suck. It's like they look at you and see an ex-boyfriend or an abusive father.
It does not, unfortunately, bestow the capacity to comprehend these hyperspatial facets of reality, and madness thus ensues.
you're a fucking penguin nucsh
stop complaining
quite honestly, im surprised you DONT seeing as your avatar is a freaking camera.
ps.. Gazongas is STILL a funny word
That sort of happened to me, although I had no lights on my bike, and the officer informed me that I needed them. He then asked me if he knew why he really pulled me over.
Without thinking, I responded "Because it's 4 in the morning and you have nothing better to do?"
The cop smiled and nodded, and went back to his car.
Eh, my avatar would make more sense if Knob hadn't fucked with my title and sig...
I have this other story where I go to a bar with my friend, and I meet this girl who wants to go home with me, but instead of being smooth and cool about it, she is really drunk and spills her beverage all over me about 8 or 9 seperate times, and I have to get the shirt dry-cleaned the next day.
Well, i'll be god damned.
I kind of like it. It makes me laugh when I tell it.
my god, you're 19?!
Negative. Now excuse me while I piss on you for that accusation.
[spoiler:b97c474959] Though I acknowledge at some point I DID consciously put it there, I had forgotten about it. [/spoiler:b97c474959]
It's mine.
Fuck! Now you all know that im not really "barely" legal....the jig is up eh?
yes you may tfs
's coo
just be gentle
with
adventure time
With tits.
That I could have sex with.
But she wasn't my sister.
edit: the adventure begins.
I act the part and you look the part, that was the deal.
we only dig dudes under 16 (see TFS)
also you look older. you should probably shave or something.