I had to sit next to a lady on the Greyhound bus once who smelled like urine and week old sweat. It was so digusting that I kept having gag reflexes and an hour into the trip I went to the bathroom to vomit, but I just dry heaved. As soon as another seat became free, I moved.
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Locke1127 (8:30:00 PM): I was napping
Locke1127 (8:30:03 PM): which is weird
Locke1127 (8:30:13 PM): not going to sleep much tonight
Locke1127 (8:30:24 PM): I was also having a dream within a dream
Locke1127 (8:31:23 PM): and both were largely concerned with the nature of dream itslef
pinballwizard630 (8:32:02 PM): haha
Locke1127 (8:32:40 PM): like
Locke1127 (8:32:52 PM): like there were three stages
pinballwizard630 (8:33:08 PM): silly boy
Locke1127 (8:33:14 PM): one was one where you know you're dreaming and you're trying to hold on to it
Locke1127 (8:33:17 PM): you know?
Locke1127 (8:33:21 PM): trying not to think about it
pinballwizard630 (8:33:34 PM): yeah
Locke1127 (8:33:46 PM): from that I went into the most vivid dream of my life
Locke1127 (8:34:00 PM): I crashed my car
Locke1127 (8:34:03 PM): like
Locke1127 (8:34:08 PM): it was so real that I said to myself
Locke1127 (8:34:19 PM): well, this is a dream, but only because I have my old car again
Locke1127 (8:34:42 PM): and I "woke up" from that into a very average dream that I thought was just my life
Locke1127 (8:34:49 PM): where I was biking to work
Locke1127 (8:34:58 PM): waking up from THAT into real life was weird as hell
He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs his ass and a third his prick; they then exchange tasks, so that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass kissed, each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are required of them all.
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He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs his ass and a third his prick; they then exchange tasks, so that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass kissed, each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are required of them all.
He was fond of depucelating, has gradually broadened his scope of activity: he has a great number of children by several women, then, when they reach the age of five or six, he depucelates them, boys and girls alike, and directly he has fucked them, throws them into a blazing oven. Or he sometimes throws them in at the same moment he discharges.
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your posts are lacking merit or style
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Il aimait à prendre des pucelages, et perfectionne en faisant une grande quantité d'enfants à plusieurs femmes; puis, dès qu'ils ont cinq ou six ans, il les dépucelle, soit fille ou garçon, et les jette dans un four ardent sitôt qu'ils les a foutus, au moment même de sa décharge.
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Ammonia isn't spice.
I just threw up
dear god it's a blobfish
whyyyyyyyyyyyy
"deal w/ it"
That's no moon.
WE 'AVE A BOB SLED TEAM
Locke1127 (8:30:00 PM): I was napping
Locke1127 (8:30:03 PM): which is weird
Locke1127 (8:30:13 PM): not going to sleep much tonight
Locke1127 (8:30:24 PM): I was also having a dream within a dream
Locke1127 (8:31:23 PM): and both were largely concerned with the nature of dream itslef
pinballwizard630 (8:32:02 PM): haha
Locke1127 (8:32:40 PM): like
Locke1127 (8:32:52 PM): like there were three stages
pinballwizard630 (8:33:08 PM): silly boy
Locke1127 (8:33:14 PM): one was one where you know you're dreaming and you're trying to hold on to it
Locke1127 (8:33:17 PM): you know?
Locke1127 (8:33:21 PM): trying not to think about it
pinballwizard630 (8:33:34 PM): yeah
Locke1127 (8:33:46 PM): from that I went into the most vivid dream of my life
Locke1127 (8:34:00 PM): I crashed my car
Locke1127 (8:34:03 PM): like
Locke1127 (8:34:08 PM): it was so real that I said to myself
Locke1127 (8:34:19 PM): well, this is a dream, but only because I have my old car again
Locke1127 (8:34:42 PM): and I "woke up" from that into a very average dream that I thought was just my life
Locke1127 (8:34:49 PM): where I was biking to work
Locke1127 (8:34:58 PM): waking up from THAT into real life was weird as hell
when did I get so boring
like if I had a paper that was going to be handed back, I'd have a dream the night before that I got a C+.
That's not even a terrible grade. Not good, but not terrible.
Or I'd be driving and almost run out of gas and be really uspet but then find a gas station.
Boring.
or if they do they should go do it out behind the old barn, into a bag
then never speak of if again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n41c6eXWZwM
He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs his ass and a third his prick; they then exchange tasks, so that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass kissed, each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are required of them all.
sounds hot
ahahahaha
He was fond of depucelating, has gradually broadened his scope of activity: he has a great number of children by several women, then, when they reach the age of five or six, he depucelates them, boys and girls alike, and directly he has fucked them, throws them into a blazing oven. Or he sometimes throws them in at the same moment he discharges.
Il aimait à prendre des pucelages, et perfectionne en faisant une grande quantité d'enfants à plusieurs femmes; puis, dès qu'ils ont cinq ou six ans, il les dépucelle, soit fille ou garçon, et les jette dans un four ardent sitôt qu'ils les a foutus, au moment même de sa décharge.
Its an oedipal complex
how many vivs out of Viv
YOU ARE JAILED
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
I mean for serious are you even going to live out the sentence
is this a snarky way of asking if I am a fan of you
he doesn't seem to be screaming out of happiness.
it shows right there in my profile why I got jailed, and that it expires Jan 1
but I'm LAZY