some of the mormon ladies i encountered in high school were pretty smoking hot though, to be fair. and all of them married by the time they were 19 and started popping out kids asap.
so then they turn into milfs
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The Jehova's witnesses who bother me on occasion have got wise to my tendency to slam doors on people and have started sending round the combination of old women who remind me of my nan and small children, who I feel too bad to slam the door on most of the time.
Crafty bastards
Tell them you'll call the cops if they keep on harassing you. Worked for me.
Mostly I figure that this way is more work for them, plus they only come round once every couple of months. Also that seems like a bit of an overreaction, they are WAY less annoying than fucking cold callers and their ilk
The Jehova's witnesses who bother me on occasion have got wise to my tendency to slam doors on people and have started sending round the combination of old women who remind me of my nan and small children, who I feel too bad to slam the door on most of the time.
Crafty bastards
Tell them you'll call the cops if they keep on harassing you. Worked for me.
Mostly I figure that this way is more work for them, plus they only come round once every couple of months. Also that seems like a bit of an overreaction, they are WAY less annoying than fucking cold callers and their ilk
See, in Australia, it's illegal for those faggots to call you unless you are on a list.
The Jehova's witnesses who bother me on occasion have got wise to my tendency to slam doors on people and have started sending round the combination of old women who remind me of my nan and small children, who I feel too bad to slam the door on most of the time.
Crafty bastards
Tell them you'll call the cops if they keep on harassing you. Worked for me.
Mostly I figure that this way is more work for them, plus they only come round once every couple of months. Also that seems like a bit of an overreaction, they are WAY less annoying than fucking cold callers and their ilk
See, in Australia, it's illegal for those faggots to call you unless you are on a list.
I'm fairly sure that's meant to be the case here as well, but it stops nothing
my friend brought his church group around trying to get me to go to church with him.
i didn't want to let them in the house because it was a mess but instead we all stood outside while they were talking to me and the mosquitos were eating them up because they were wearing shorts and i was wearing jeans and i was like "oh yes, yes" and the pastor or whatever was like "well you have very interesting views on the lord and i think you should come to church and get them straightened out" and i was like "yeah, sometime, boss."
the next day at school everybody heard ole DL refused to let his buddies' church group in cause he was drinking beer and blah blah blah.
what a bunch of fags
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My school was weird as fuck, all the good Christian kids were popular and shit. Everyone that took up smoking, drinking and general tomfoolery was an outcast.
also if anybody has the other part of the red phone to a supreme being, i would like for you to ask why they ripped off my grandma's roof with powerful winds several nights before she's going in to get her cancer operated on again and the insurance company proves they're the fucking devil and say people in oklahoma who lost their homes to tornadoes are more important
and with that said i'm going to austin to spend time with my mom waiting on my grandma's surgery.
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edited February 2009
MY GOD HAS A HAMMER
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edited February 2009
"more important?"
It doesn't fucking matter what other people's problems are. If your shit is insured you gotta get that paper
and then the next table in the hall way we have some environmentalist kids who are handing out condoms because having "Unnecessary children leads to additional consumption and pollution."
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That's pretty awesome. Not the environmental part, but people passing out free condoms. Nice kids.
Oh that's nothing actually. The environmentalists only did it like twice. There is this HIV awareness group that does it like once a week. 8-)
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I first read the thread title as "morons are fucking prompt" but hey it works either way
Man, I like mormons. Some of my best friends in high school were latter-day saints. And one time, my sister and her husband were painting their house when two mormon missionaries showed up. She exasperatedly said she didn't have time to talk about anything, since she was painting. The mormons said alright and left. The next day they showed back up in work clothes with paint and brushes and helped her finish the job, free of charge.
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celestial marriage
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I really don't like Mormons but that was awfully nice of them. Why didn't Jehova's witnesses that showed up when I was paining my dad's house lend me a hand? Fucking assholes.
Fact: Prince is a Jehova's witness. As part of his religious contract, he has to go door-to-door and convert people, just like everyone else. He brings two body guards with him.
I always talk to them and offer them some water or something, because they are walking around all day, mostly getting doors slammed on them by assholes.
But I also explain my perspective on things and put it in the plainest terms possible that I don't believe in what they would like me to believe in. If you explain it logically, it makes sense to most people. "To join your church, I would have to believe that what is written in the Book of Mormon is true, correct? Ok, well, I don't meet that pre-req, would you like some orange juice?"
Fact: Prince is a Jehova's witness. As part of his religious contract, he has to go door-to-door and convert people, just like everyone else. He brings two body guards with him.
I always talk to them and offer them some water or something, because they are walking around all day, mostly getting doors slammed on them by assholes.
But I also explain my perspective on things and put it in the plainest terms possible that I don't believe in what they would like me to believe in. If you explain it logically, it makes sense to most people. "To join your church, I would have to believe that what is written in the Book of Mormon is true, correct? Ok, well, I don't meet that pre-req, would you like some orange juice?"
Being LDS myself and having been "one of those guys in ties", I can attest that this is a quality way to handle this situation. Cuz honestly if someone says the above, there's not too much else to say seeing as they already know about the Book of Mormon and have apparently tried to figure out if its true or not. Game. Set. Match.
I always talk to them and offer them some water or something, because they are walking around all day, mostly getting doors slammed on them by assholes.
But I also explain my perspective on things and put it in the plainest terms possible that I don't believe in what they would like me to believe in. If you explain it logically, it makes sense to most people. "To join your church, I would have to believe that what is written in the Book of Mormon is true, correct? Ok, well, I don't meet that pre-req, would you like some orange juice?"
Why not offer them something usefull like clozapine.
My personal experience: Stay the fuck away from Mormonism. Unless you like large, organized cults. Sorry if I offend other Mormons out there, but I'm one of you until I send in my fucking papers or find a cool way to get excommunicated.
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Everytime Jehovah's witnesses come to my door and ask to speak to my mom or dad I say "sorry, my dad is busy taking care of my mom, she just had a blood transfusion" and it usually gets rid of 'em quick smart. Apparently their religion is opposed to medical procedures or something.
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I always talk to them and offer them some water or something, because they are walking around all day, mostly getting doors slammed on them by assholes.
But I also explain my perspective on things and put it in the plainest terms possible that I don't believe in what they would like me to believe in. If you explain it logically, it makes sense to most people. "To join your church, I would have to believe that what is written in the Book of Mormon is true, correct? Ok, well, I don't meet that pre-req, would you like some orange juice?"
Being LDS myself and having been "one of those guys in ties", I can attest that this is a quality way to handle this situation. Cuz honestly if someone says the above, there's not too much else to say seeing as they already know about the Book of Mormon and have apparently tried to figure out if its true or not. Game. Set. Match.
My dad had a crisis of faith for a while and converted. I took in all of it I could, learned everything about it and in the end didn't believe a word of it.
So, yeah, I don't want to waste their time, but I don't think that gives me any cause to be rude.
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Mostly I figure that this way is more work for them, plus they only come round once every couple of months. Also that seems like a bit of an overreaction, they are WAY less annoying than fucking cold callers and their ilk
See, in Australia, it's illegal for those faggots to call you unless you are on a list.
I'm fairly sure that's meant to be the case here as well, but it stops nothing
i didn't want to let them in the house because it was a mess but instead we all stood outside while they were talking to me and the mosquitos were eating them up because they were wearing shorts and i was wearing jeans and i was like "oh yes, yes" and the pastor or whatever was like "well you have very interesting views on the lord and i think you should come to church and get them straightened out" and i was like "yeah, sometime, boss."
the next day at school everybody heard ole DL refused to let his buddies' church group in cause he was drinking beer and blah blah blah.
what a bunch of fags
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and with that said i'm going to austin to spend time with my mom waiting on my grandma's surgery.
It doesn't fucking matter what other people's problems are. If your shit is insured you gotta get that paper
Oh that's nothing actually. The environmentalists only did it like twice. There is this HIV awareness group that does it like once a week. 8-)
Your school seems to be pretty awesome. :^:
I would have thought someone might have claimed that Jesus lives on mars or something by now.
To be honest I'm kind of dissapointed.
They didn't even try to convert her or anything.
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One was a girl, and the other was a guy who went mormon to try to score that ass (he failed)
That's the extent of my mormon experiences.
But I also explain my perspective on things and put it in the plainest terms possible that I don't believe in what they would like me to believe in. If you explain it logically, it makes sense to most people. "To join your church, I would have to believe that what is written in the Book of Mormon is true, correct? Ok, well, I don't meet that pre-req, would you like some orange juice?"
Don't forget two chicks named Diamond and Pearl.
Being LDS myself and having been "one of those guys in ties", I can attest that this is a quality way to handle this situation. Cuz honestly if someone says the above, there's not too much else to say seeing as they already know about the Book of Mormon and have apparently tried to figure out if its true or not. Game. Set. Match.
Why not offer them something usefull like clozapine.
you're not talking about the band, Lamb of God, right?
Man, I'm so confused. I should go to bed.
Mine basically subsisted on only Cottage cheese and Salsa, though that probably had less to do with him being a Mormon then him just being an idiot.
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He was high.
Now it all makes sense.
CAN'T YOU PEOPLE READ
No they just assign a different adolescent wife a day of the week for banging.
My dad had a crisis of faith for a while and converted. I took in all of it I could, learned everything about it and in the end didn't believe a word of it.
So, yeah, I don't want to waste their time, but I don't think that gives me any cause to be rude.
In this way, it's actually like a really slow, drawn-out orgy.