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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User
    Godfather wrote: »
    Veritas wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    So I ran out of Bourne movies to watch.

    I'm out of stuff to watch that isn't porn now.

    You should look for some bourne porn.

    It combines the intense precision and action of a spy thriller with sex and each scene climaxes with explosions.

    Yeah but the camera is all shaky so you can never get a good look at the sexings.

    Yeah I hear ya, it's not really my thing but I hear Michael Bay has a good collection.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    If anyone is looking for a great movie go watch In Bruges.

    It was fantastico.

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  • acadiaacadia Registered User
    Godfather wrote: »
    Veritas wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    So I ran out of Bourne movies to watch.

    I'm out of stuff to watch that isn't porn now.

    You should look for some bourne porn.

    It combines the intense precision and action of a spy thriller with sex and each scene climaxes with explosions.

    Yeah but the camera is all shaky so you can never get a good look at the sexings.

    Go see Taken.

    Liam Neeson plays a former SPY. So, you know, similarities abound.

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Good morning. It's far too cold.

    Did some cooking last night. Spicy Roast Chicken with Sweet Onions.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    that puppy video destroys me
    i am destroyed

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    Six wrote: »
    Good morning. It's far too cold.

    Did some cooking last night. Spicy Roast Chicken with Sweet Onions.

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    This looks lovely. Asparus is the greatest.

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Grenn wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Good morning. It's far too cold.

    Did some cooking last night. Spicy Roast Chicken with Sweet Onions.

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    This looks lovely. Asparus is the greatest.

    Indeed!

    There was apparently a breeze in my kitchen felt only by the asparagus.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    painting day! woooo!

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    Raise your hand if your currently in Tokyo.

    *raises hand*

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Mars Elliot wrote: »
    What's he throwing a sizzy fit about now?
    I accidentally made eye contact and he started talking to me.
    Do you really hate me this much?

    That's unfortunate. I guess I'll learn from it though.

    If you want to learn anything, learn that arguing with someone's opinion is as useful as fishing in the toilet.

    Learn that brevity is the soul of wit.

    And learn that arguing, debating, and conversating all mean the same thing to you.

    But mostly, learn that you are an annoying fucker and nobody wants to read your long, windy, bullshit diatribes about the most retarded shit on earth.

    tl;dr: YOU ARE AN ANNOYING FUCKER

    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    MagicToaster wrote: »
    Raise your hand if your currently in Tokyo.

    *raises hand*


    exciting!!
    is it everything you dreamed it would be?
    and so much more?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    MagicToaster wrote: »
    Raise your hand if your currently in Tokyo.

    *raises hand*

    Raise your hand if you're currently in Tokyo and watching Hector through his window.

    *raises hand*

    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    SAYYY I CAN MAKE WORDS GOOD SOMETUMES

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    I don't know why but I always laugh at this commercial.

    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    I don't know why but I always laugh at this commercial.

    Because it is poking fun at silly Asian foreigners!

    Mr. McMittens
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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    I don't know why but I always laugh at this commercial.

    Because it is poking fun at silly Asian foreigners!

    Whoa, I think that's a little racey betel.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck Registered User regular
    Mainly it's that cows are inherently funny!

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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Prospicience wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    I don't know why but I always laugh at this commercial.

    Because it is poking fun at silly Asian foreigners!

    Whoa, I think that's a little racey betel.

    There is nothing racy about what I said!

    Mr. McMittens
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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    "silly foreigners"? Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Mars Elliot wrote: »
    What's he throwing a sizzy fit about now?
    I accidentally made eye contact and he started talking to me.
    Do you really hate me this much?

    That's unfortunate. I guess I'll learn from it though.

    If you want to learn anything, learn that arguing with someone's opinion is as useful as fishing in the toilet.

    Learn that brevity is the soul of wit.

    And learn that arguing, debating, and conversating all mean the same thing to you.

    But mostly, learn that you are an annoying fucker and nobody wants to read your long, windy, bullshit diatribes about the most retarded shit on earth.
    And you're a brainless jackass whose opinion I couldn't care less about (and who should learn to act by his own judgments).

    Brief enough?

    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Prospicience wrote: »
    "silly foreigners"? Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.

    Not racy!

    Arguably racist, but still no!

    Mr. McMittens
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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    Okay, you win this time. But, I'll be here, in front of my computer just waiting for you to slip up *slides finger across neck in a menacing way, somehow implying death*

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Prospicience wrote: »
    "silly foreigners"? Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.

    Not racy!

    Arguably racist, but still no!

    It means you're a misogynist. </d&d>

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Mars Elliot wrote: »
    What's he throwing a sizzy fit about now?
    I accidentally made eye contact and he started talking to me.
    Do you really hate me this much?

    That's unfortunate. I guess I'll learn from it though.

    If you want to learn anything, learn that arguing with someone's opinion is as useful as fishing in the toilet.

    Learn that brevity is the soul of wit.

    And learn that arguing, debating, and conversating all mean the same thing to you.

    But mostly, learn that you are an annoying fucker and nobody wants to read your long, windy, bullshit diatribes about the most retarded shit on earth.
    And you're a brainless jackass whose opinion I couldn't care less about (and who should learn to act by his own judgments).

    Brief enough?

    Now you're just making shit up.

    also: California! California! Hey!

    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Six wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Prospicience wrote: »
    "silly foreigners"? Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.

    Not racy!

    Arguably racist, but still no!

    It means you're a misogynist. </d&d>

    Ugh I hate women so much.

    Mr. McMittens
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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Prospicience wrote: »
    "silly foreigners"? Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.

    Not racy!

    Arguably racist, but still no!

    It means you're a misogynist. </d&d>

    Ugh I hate women so much.

    I hate women so much that I didn't even know that I hated women.

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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    Mr. McMittens
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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    eat some chocolate

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    Uterus, do your thing!
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    Find something else to hate.

    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    Get a male escort. Or Ford Escort.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    stop it
    i think you're neat.

    alternatively: fly to florence with me.
    italy

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    By problems, do you mean too much self-loathing or not enough?

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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA
    Speaking of misogyny, this teaching gig is starting to leave me with less and less hope for the male sex...a vast, vast majority of the smarter, more studious, kinder, and more mature students are girls; I keep thinking back to my past and asking myself, "I wasn't that bad when I was their age, was I?" I'm trying to tell myself it's societal upbringing.

    In other news, I can't get the faint smell of turpentine out of my room. If I get brain cancer here, I just want you to know, I love you, Metalbourne.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Try putting your donger in a dishwasher and see how that comes out.
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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    Six wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    By problems, do you mean too much self-loathing or not enough?

    I was wondering if anyone would notice that. I jokingly meant too much, but in reality maybe there is not enough.

    It was just a joke about me being a misogynist!

    Beavo can I still go to Italy with you if I don't actually hate myself?

    Mr. McMittens
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Guys on an unrelated note, I am having problems with self-loathing lately. What do I do?

    By problems, do you mean too much self-loathing or not enough?

    I was wondering if anyone would notice that. I jokingly meant too much, but in reality maybe there is not enough.

    It was just a joke about me being a misogynist!

    Beavo can I still go to Italy with you if I don't actually hate myself?

    yes
    come draw with me!
    it's 13k a year, and we will leave as super artists!

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    Since I'm an Italian citizen, I should get to go for free.

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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA
    My mom's an eight Italian, and I'm in Spain, where we speak something that has the same lingual root as Italian, so I should go for free, too.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Try putting your donger in a dishwasher and see how that comes out.
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  • BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User
    I have no Italian heritage at all, speak no Italian, and my Spanish is atrocious. I should have to pay extra to go to Italy.

    Mr. McMittens
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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA
    Goddammit, I knew I shouldn't have gone to their site; now I really, really want to go...

    EDIT: Why am I still looking at it?!

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Try putting your donger in a dishwasher and see how that comes out.
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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    That's why I've avoided it, totally don't have the money to go... not even close, nuh uh.

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