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Fuck Muscle Cramps, this is a Teddy Roosevelt thread

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    so i guess i just joined facebook for some reason

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    IM A MANS MAN
    I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT
    MAAAAAN
    hey man, I pay rent!





    (they take it out of my allowance)

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm going to say it again:
    There should be a Facebook application that organizes the women I know by the size of their racks.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dude Dru do you have a fridge in the basement? I could totally bring over a sixer of RC Cola and we'll play Goldeneye while listening to the rap my mother disapproves-of.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    guys i am up too late coloring a picture of questlove

    hurghf

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm going to say it again:
    There should be a Facebook application that organizes the women I know by the size of their racks.

    for all i know there could be

    im still figuring this shit out

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    why am i not tired goddamn

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hiii projeckkk

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Instead of writing an essay today, I drank, played videogames and made fun of my friend's intersex girlfriend.

    In hindsight this was all a poor choice.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    IM A MANS MAN
    I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT
    MAAAAAN
    hey man, I pay rent!





    (they take it out of my allowance)

    and mom had better not take anything out of my mini-fridge!

    i bought that stuff myself! or at least moved it downstairs from the big refrigerator and wrote my name on it!

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    uh, hey

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Instead of writing an essay today, I drank, played videogames and made fun of my friend's intersex girlfriend.

    In hindsight this was all a poor choice.

    wait

    what games did you play?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Dude Dru do you have a fridge in the basement? I could totally bring over a sixer of RC Cola and we'll play Goldeneye while listening to the rap my mother disapproves-of.
    man that would be rad but I know my mom will just like, keep coming downstairs to supposedly do laundry and just hassle us because she doesn't really like you dude

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hey

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm going to predict that loomdun gets infracted soon

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is there a creepy infraction?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That would make me very sad

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    probably

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I played Resident Evil 5. I unlocked another character in The Mercenaries. So, there's that at least.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had a muscle cramp when I was sprinting for 40 minutes running 5 miles carrying all my art supplies earlier tonight

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I played Resident Evil 5. I unlocked another character in The Mercenaries. So, there's that at least.

    well then id call your day a success

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I had a muscle cramp when I was sprinting for 40 minutes running 5 miles carrying all my art supplies earlier tonight

    art supplies my ass


    that bag was full of cheetos and you know it.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    that's too goddanged broad an assertion, TDOT

    that said, prisons do seem to perpetuate a sad cyclical series of events leading back to eventual imprisonment once again

    I don't think it's so much that prisons perpetuate that series as the treatment of released convicts.

    I'm not saying that some ostracism isn't deserved, but, well, think about the guy who committed his crime, and actually learned his lesson, and is now trying to make a life for himself, but can't get a job anywhere because who the fuck is going to hire someone with a conviction in this economy? When the average job has ten people applying for it, the guy with the conviction who isn't "automatically excluded" isn't going to get hired, and can't work most jobs anyway, since even out-of-public-sight-back-room-warehouse jobs require background checks.

    Of course, those fucks are luckly they're not allowed to work a warehouse job, I should know.

    Edit: Rachel Maddow used a good quote, "a person is not as bad as his worst deed" While I'm not sure it's true in every case, there's a romantic tone there, and I kind of like that line.

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I had a muscle cramp when I was sprinting for 40 minutes running 5 miles carrying all my art supplies earlier tonight

    Was there a fresco painting emergency you were trying to get to?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    is there a creepy infraction?
    I would be banned ten times over if there was.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hay guys :V

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hay guys :V

    No, you're wrong, as usual.

    Wait....are we still arguing? Or is this where we do the pseudo-gay-hug-it-out thing?

    Someone should check the manual, just to be sure.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nah I'm over being wrong. Now I just wanna be bros.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nah I'm over being wrong. Now I just wanna be bros.

    Dude, Backward's Name was ripping your shit last night after you left. I swear to god, he was all

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    SRSLY!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm still waiting for Backwards stunning commentary as to why repeat offense child molesters should be allowed out of prison.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I DON'T SEE WHAT MY WEIGHT HAS TO DO WITH ME BEING A TOTALITARIAN DOUCHEBAG :cry:


    edit: Man think about the stimulation to the economy that giant public-works gladiator coliseums would be! hundreds of thousands of workers building mammoth marble altars to bloodshed and mindless violence in every major american city! The prison population would be lowered! Violent offenders only, of course.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm still waiting for Backwards stunning commentary as to why repeat offense child molesters should be allowed out of prison.

    Because he was 19 and she was 15 the first time, and two years later when he got out he hit it again?

    ....I...I don't know, man. I think, nowadays, age of consent gets mucky starting at, like, age twelve.

    Cuz, I mean, they probably don't understand all the implications of what they're doing

    But some twelve year olds are phsyically completely capable of child bearing

    But physical maturity is just one aspect of a person, and as a society we factor in more than just the physical

    But a century ago twelve year olds were getting married off all the time

    But the damn polygamists are doing it, so it must be wrong

    It's just....it starts getting hinky around age twelve, I'd guess. Hell, I know of twenty-one year olds who aren't mentally mature enough to fuck. The reason they don't included, I'd guess, is because the line has to be drawn somewhere, and at some point a person has to be accountable for their own actions.

    It's just, man, I don't fucking know.
    I DON'T SEE WHAT MY WEIGHT HAS TO DO WITH ME BEING A TOTALITARIAN DOUCHEBAG :cry:

    Because the bigger you are, the more of you there is, and if your wri (wrongness per square inch) is static, then being fat would result in more total wrongness?

    Again, fuck, I just don't know.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    age twelve? really?

    really?

    seriously?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    age twelve? really?

    really?

    seriously?

    I'm wondering that myself.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    age twelve? really?

    really?

    seriously?

    I picked a number out of a hat. Twelve is probably the youngest age that you can regularly, though infrequently, find people who have reached puberty.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah, twelve?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you can't just ballpark figures on a subject like that.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ITT Tox is creepy.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    ITT Tox is creepy.

    Or still in his teens.

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