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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i'm pretty sure dc has some bad traffic, and becomes even worse if even a hint of precipitation show up. people lose their mind. up in here. up in here.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure dc has some bad traffic, and becomes even worse if even a hint of precipitation show up. people lose their mind. up in here. up in here.

    would you say they'd go buckwild?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    LA has pretty shitty traffic, yo. Houston also has to be experienced at least once. Dallas is a fucking joke by comparison.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure dc has some bad traffic, and becomes even worse if even a hint of precipitation show up. people lose their mind. up in here. up in here.

    would you say they'd go buckwild?
    quite

    bananas even
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    A

    N

    A

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

    I repeat, you've never been to Texas.

    You are the one making this a competition based on exactly nothing I said. I wasn't saying that ATL was the worst in the world, just making a matter of fact assertion on the nature of ATL.

    Have you ever been to Atlanta?

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh god
    oh god that video
    "where's my do-rag at?"
    "it's on your head"
    "i'm pressin' charges"

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    LA has pretty shitty traffic, yo. Houston also has to be experienced at least once. Dallas is a fucking joke by comparison.

    I've been in all three, driven in two.

    I tell you what, leaving San Antonio for morning work rush, hitting Austin for the lunch hour, and then Dallas for the evening rush hour was a trip.

    The best thing? Air conditioner crapped out when 35 was down to one lane due to construction outside of Waco.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

    There are no non traffic times.

    Atlanta interstate is where hope goes to die.

    Rubbin' is racing Cole

    Nobody?

    Days of Thunder?

    Cole Trickle? Fuckers

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've driven in DC, Chicago, a small amount of Atlanta, Detroit, and a handful of other major cities. Leaving DC the day before Christmas was a fucking nightmare.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

    I repeat, you've never been to Texas.

    You are the one making this a competition based on exactly nothing I said. I wasn't saying that ATL was the worst in the world, just making a matter of fact assertion on the nature of ATL.

    Have you ever been to Atlanta?

    I maintain that dick-measuring contests for miserableness is a matter of life.

    And no, the only thing I heard about Atlanta was that the highways were great (in the 80's).

    It's a simple fact of life that everything is bigger in Texas. And this includes clusterfucks on blacktop and gravel.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Detroit never struck me as particularly bad. Other than the fact that construction there is pretty much year-round, with a break for hunting season.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best thing? Air conditioner crapped out when 35 was down to one lane due to construction outside of Waco.

    Oh, fuck that shit.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    oh god
    oh god that video
    "where's my do-rag at?"
    "it's on your head"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"
    "i'm pressin' charges"

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Nobody?

    Days of Thunder?

    Cole Trickle? Fuckers

    Missed that one. Sorry, bubba.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    No, I do not regret living in ATL at all.


    I'M PRESSIN CHAAAAARGES

    ....the....fuck?

    My brain hurts.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best thing? Air conditioner crapped out when 35 was down to one lane due to construction outside of Waco.

    Oh, fuck that shit.

    JUNE!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I used to love driving from Las Vegas into the high desert in California to go to our mining facilities in Lucern Valley, CA. Signs that warned you not to go below half a tank of gas just in case. Signs to warn you to shut off or turn down your AC so your car doesn't shit itself. Signs about the largest thermometer.

    IT'S LIKE A REGULAR THERMOMETER, JUST BIGGER!

    I saw the biggest ball of twine too.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best thing? Air conditioner crapped out when 35 was down to one lane due to construction outside of Waco.

    Oh, fuck that shit.

    JUNE!

    URG.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah, buddy.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    No, I do not regret living in ATL at all.


    I'M PRESSIN CHAAAAARGES

    ....the....fuck?

    My brain hurts.

    Come here

    Ride the Marta

    Stale on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

    There are no non traffic times.

    Atlanta interstate is where hope goes to die.

    Rubbin' is racing Cole

    Nobody?

    Days of Thunder?

    Cole Trickle? Fuckers

    Its ok Hunter

    You can drive through this!!

    we put special tires on 'er!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh hey one summer our apartment didn't have air conditioning in South Dakota.

    It was around 110-115 every single day for a few weeks. It got hot enough inside to fuck the video card in my computer.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

    I repeat, you've never been to Texas.

    You are the one making this a competition based on exactly nothing I said. I wasn't saying that ATL was the worst in the world, just making a matter of fact assertion on the nature of ATL.

    Have you ever been to Atlanta?

    I maintain that dick-measuring contests for miserableness is a matter of life.

    And no, the only thing I heard about Atlanta was that the highways were great (in the 80's).

    It's a simple fact of life that everything is bigger in Texas. And this includes clusterfucks on blacktop and gravel.

    So you're speaking out of your butt.

    Ok.

    Butt legend.

    Butt speaker legend.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

    I repeat, you've never been to Texas.

    You are the one making this a competition based on exactly nothing I said. I wasn't saying that ATL was the worst in the world, just making a matter of fact assertion on the nature of ATL.

    Have you ever been to Atlanta?

    I maintain that dick-measuring contests for miserableness is a matter of life.

    And no, the only thing I heard about Atlanta was that the highways were great (in the 80's).

    It's a simple fact of life that everything is bigger in Texas. And this includes clusterfucks on blacktop and gravel.

    So you're speaking out of your butt.

    Ok.

    Butt legend.

    Butt speaker legend.

    I am about to go get on the redphone and talk to Obama about what to do with the economy currrently. LBJ taught me these things, you know. Talk to people while you're pooping.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    munkus you are one to talk about butts

    Mysst on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    No, I do not regret living in ATL at all.


    I'M PRESSIN CHAAAAARGES

    ....the....fuck?

    My brain hurts.

    Come here

    Ride the Marta

    ....No.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We are talking about chipping and staining porcelain here.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I took a shit this morning that melted porcelain.

    Hunter on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    munkus you are one to talk about butts

    I sure am.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    CALIFORNIAAAAAA
    CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HERE WE COOOOOME

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    edited March 2009
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    no no

    you misunderstood

    teefs is getting an internship at UCLA

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Did you get your membership card?

    i've had one of those since my freshman year of high school when the dean tried to punish me for not standing for the pledge of alliegance

    rang up the ACLU and they called the school with "don't do this, faggots"

    Why do you hate America?

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    because america is the worst

    everyone knows that

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fitting the liberal stereotype of I'M MOVING TO CANADA

    except i actually am

    Feh. Have fun in Canada.

    With your....universal health care

    And legalized prostitution

    and moose

    ....can I come?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    AMERICA
    AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would love some legal prostitutes

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