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Baby Born With Two Penises

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Two penises! Two!

NSFW news story!

This is life affirming! This is the kind of thing that makes life matter.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    In the dark ages this kid would have been burned as the devil incarnate.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the location of the second penis is absolutely hilarious

    edit - bah, they removed it.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HAIL SATAN

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    daddy have two peepee

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    by Zapf!

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lucky bastard

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    lucky bastard
    yeah, how lucky
    kid has to worry about crushing his nuts whenever he lies on his back

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    lucky bastard
    yeah, how lucky
    kid has to worry about crushing his nuts whenever he lies on his back

    what about a boner

    that would be so hard to hide

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    all sword fighting himself

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This being in China it's rather easy to blame this mutation on the level of heavy metal particles in their air and water.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "on his back"

    everybody think about that before making comments about one man DP and swordfighting

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    not a mutation. he had a twin (sort of) whose only sign of existence is a penis on the back

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    On his back? Maaan.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    not a mutation. he had a twin (sort of) whose only sign of existence is a penis on the back

    that twin led a sad life
    nobody gonna fuck a man's back :(

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dear christ

    I am not clicking that shit

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    he can crawl on all fours and give girls a ride in 2 ways

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    brb FBI is at the door

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dear christ

    I am not clicking that shit

    it's possibly the most hilarious picture you'll see all year

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    could the other one.. do anything?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    South+Park+conjoined+twin.jpg

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i doubt it. i don't see how there could be any nerve response given the cause

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    god, the chinese can't do anything right

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    man that picture is gross

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i literally screamed when i saw that

    jesus christ

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    it's just a dick

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    i literally screamed when i saw that

    jesus christ

    man you had ample warning

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    basically what I'm saying is you were born with two vaginas

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    i literally screamed when i saw that

    jesus christ

    man you had ample warning
    i was not expecting it to be on his fucking back

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    baby born...

    by zapf...

    I thought I did good :(

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    natek wrote: »
    baby born...

    by zapf...

    I thought I did good :(

    I just got that

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hear motherfucker has, like, thirty goddamn dicks

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh sure, teach evolution in schools, but when something actually happens you just go *snip snip*?

    Philistines.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    basically what I'm saying is you were born with two vaginas

    ooooooh

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have dick and a vagina at the same time

    usually I am drunk but whatever

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    the logistics of that will haunt my nightmares

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They'd have to be on two separate limbs or something because if they were right next to each other, I mean, that wouldn't really work.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the logistics of that will haunt my nightmares

    maintaining an erection while having sex with yourself would be a burden

    gotta have a flexible semi the whole way through

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    natek wrote: »
    the logistics of that will haunt my nightmares

    maintaining an erection while having sex with yourself would be a burden

    gotta have a flexible semi the whole way through

    half-mastin'

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    basically what I'm saying is you were born with two vaginas
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    I thought your sig was part of the post and it worked pretty well I think

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