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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    whenever EVGA decides to send me my GTX275s

    i used their "step-up" thing to exchange my GTX260s for them (for freeeee) so sometime this week or next week

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    nice

    i want a new computer so bad. this old laptop is getting a littler gray.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's kinda funny how they decide what game over is.

    Everyone in the world is dead bar people that live in Indonesia or a useless island on the side of Africa. GAME OVER

  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    How are my lovelies doing tonight?

    Spoiler:
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"

  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"

    It will have no vaccine.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"

    It will have no vaccine.

    Its first symptom will be shitty poetry being vomited.

    Spoiler:
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "its" you dumb faggot

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    apostrophes are hard

    "possessive or plural???? someone help!!!!!!!!"

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "its" you dumb faggot

    How do you even notice these things? When I read I don't even see apostrophes like that, I just make sense of the material.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    "its" you dumb faggot

    How do you even notice these things? When I read I don't even see apostrophes like that, I just make sense of the material.

    i have a degree in editing so i tend to notice these things

    i only point it out when i don't like the poster, though

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    hey satans what are the specs on your laptop anyway

    also did you peep that 100 dollar wall-socket server in the science thread? its amazing

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey satans what are the specs on your laptop anyway

    also did you peep that 100 dollar wall-socket server in the science thread? its amazing

    it's just a macbook pro from ~2005

    and i did not but i will peep that right now

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    whats sockets

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    so its like a hundred years-old then

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    fallout its a server that is the size of one of those over-sized wallplugs

    its amazing

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fallout its a server that is the size of one of those over-sized wallplugs

    its amazing

    wow holy shit

    a-and it's actually good?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    1.2ghz/512 RAM is enough for a home server

    and its a hundred fuckin dollars its ridiculous

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that shit is crazy

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Finally

    Every region infected

    No hospitals open so that vaccine ain't happening any time soon

    aaaaaaand everyone is going insane as their flesh rots away before their eyes

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Congratulations, Jigrah

    you just ended the human race

  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited April 2009
    they will sweat. forget where they put their keys.

    forget their children's names.

    then the flesh will puddle around their legs like so much melted cheddar

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Hemorrhage + Diarrhea

    Everybody bloodily shitting themselves to death. :D

    I like this game.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i've got "spread the plague" down pretty much, but mine never kills anyone

    this is trouble

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Well, you gotta buy fatal symptoms.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I too am slowly killing the world with Jigrah.

    I did not realise you could sell your starting symptom.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, you gotta buy fatal symptoms.

    i try but i can't afford enough fatal symptoms once i've bought out the transmissions and enough of the resistances to hopefully reach the world

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh are we talking about that virus flash game series

    that shit rules

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i know right

    fallout get on aim you homo

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like to sell my symptom and then buy all the carriers and sit back and watch it go everywhere and save up my points.

    then you start killing everyone with your symptoms.

    It's the only way to get Mada.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i know right

    fallout get on aim you homo

    k

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    actually we are talking about how much we hate that fallout guy

    fuck him

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ain't no fuckin' swine flu gonna kill me, no sir

    if I saw the swine flu walkin' down the street I'd kick his fuckin' ass

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I like to sell my symptom and then buy all the carriers and sit back and watch it go everywhere and save up my points.

    then you start killing everyone with your symptoms.

    It's the only way to get Mada.

    When I finally won, this last time

    Madagascar was the last region to get infected and I was just sitting there watching that port like a hawk and hoping they didn't freak and close up shop

    meanwhile my evolution points have hit 99 and as soon as Mada is infected I bought all the deadliest shit in one go and it was a fucking massacre

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I like to sell my symptom and then buy all the carriers and sit back and watch it go everywhere and save up my points.

    then you start killing everyone with your symptoms.

    It's the only way to get Mada.

    Aye. I sell all symptoms, buy all the carriers + moist 2, then go eat a sandwich, come back, curse Madagascar, spend the 70 or so points I collected in the mean time on resists and 1 or 2 fatal symps.

    And watch the world turn red.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I like to sell my symptom and then buy all the carriers and sit back and watch it go everywhere and save up my points.

    then you start killing everyone with your symptoms.

    It's the only way to get Mada.

    When I finally won, this last time

    Madagascar was the last region to get infected and I was just sitting there watching that port like a hawk and hoping they didn't freak and close up shop

    meanwhile my evolution points have hit 99 and as soon as Mada is infected I bought all the deadliest shit in one go and it was a fucking massacre

    Mada was was actually infected reasonably early in my winning round. Argentina was the last to go, I saw them say they were closing their borders HOWEVER, there was still one boat that was headed towards them.....

    and then they were mine, muhahahahaha

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I have a massive cold and it sucks

    someone comfort me

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie the way you look should be a sinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you have the swine flu

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Amidst all of this good news about the swine flu...I think I found a guy who is going to kill somebody. I mean, he exhibits just about every sign of psychopathy, ever.

    http://www.michael-crook.com/video_rape/

    He is completely out of touch with human emotions, or reality for that matter. He is an extreme narcissist (see his About page, all three fucking pages). I mean, he literally is just crazy.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man the media is totally just fear mongering to the max now
    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090429/world/international_us_flu

    swine flu is not the same as the types of flu we're used to
    it's not the flu that kills you
    it makes your immune system basically go haywire (cytokine storm), it's your own immune system that does you in.

    which is why they say that the age group most affected is 20-40, healthy people with typically strong immune systems

    a baby has died of the flu
    which is tragic
    but it does not make this a deadly worldwide pandemic
    it just means a baby has died of the flu
    babies die all the time from the flu
    over 36000 people die from the flu in the US each year, mostly the very young, the very old or the otherwise immuno-compromised.

    stop being ridiculous, news!

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