My eyes suck. It isn't the shape of the cornea thats wrong (although it is), the problem is the rods and cones on the retina, which have died from malnutrition, for some reason. This condition will get progressively worse until I am about 60 and blind.
As of now, after my cornea is corrected, I can only have 20-60 in my right eye, and 20-80 in my left. I can still catch a football and drive.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
I have perfect vision. 20|10 I believe.
But I'm thinking about getting boxframes with clear lenses cause they suit me and make me look like an intellectual
Black is...tough to pull off unless they're wire frames. I think a nice darker color like a brown works fine. I love my newer glasses way more than my old pair, they suit my face very well.
whippy hates eyedrops so he took it as a suppository
thank you for teaching me that word, futurama
"Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in different flavors?"
"Peter, you're not eating those are you?!"
"No I'm sticking em up my butt, OF COURSE I'M EATING THEM!"
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
WOOOO!!!
Secret Satan
also the lenses in my glasses are hilariously thick
seriously
cokebottle doesn't begin to describe it
they are like a prop in a terrible novelty comedy act
Secret Satan
nyah nyah nyah
are you having a laugh?
I have a genuine, bonafide Complex about putting things in my eye
like drops or whatever
when I was a kid I had an infection or something I guess, so they gave me eyedrop medicine for it
and everytime they made me take it I yelled and screamed and fought and cried
but they still held me down and forced me to do it
my childhood was basically a very long kubrick film
and then it turns out I'm seriously allergic to one of the drugs in the medicine
yeah, mom
yeah, bitch
how do you feel now
I bet you feel bad
Y'havin a laff? IS HE HAVIN A LAFF?
It's from extras
it's not very good
but I only saw part of the second season/series
unable to close his eyes, crying was awkward
As of now, after my cornea is corrected, I can only have 20-60 in my right eye, and 20-80 in my left. I can still catch a football and drive.
But I'm thinking about getting boxframes with clear lenses cause they suit me and make me look like an intellectual
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i cant read road signs farther than like 15 feet away from me
So you get an eye patch
And you're walking around with no problem, and someone asks you how you lost your eye
You either have to lie every single time someone asks you, or you have to own up
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
thank you for teaching me that word, futurama
is that just not the bees knees?
now i still hate eyedrops
also
I love getting shots.
but while we're at the ballpark, want a hot dog?
"Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in different flavors?"
"Peter, you're not eating those are you?!"
"No I'm sticking em up my butt, OF COURSE I'M EATING THEM!"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.