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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    This talk about diarrhea and dildos is highly inappropriate for a forum about cocks and dicks.
    I think we're covered under the "lol" provision of article 16.

    lol §13 (a) clearly states that dildos are not funny while pooping liquid matter

    clause c says that is null and void if the pooper is, in fact, beavo

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    This talk about diarrhea and dildos is highly inappropriate for a forum about cocks and dicks.
    I think we're covered under the "lol" provision of article 16.

    lol §13 (a) clearly states that dildos are not funny while pooping liquid matter

    clause c says that is null and void if the pooper is, in fact, beavo

    Man don't go bringing the vagina amendment of 2004 into this.

    Those were the bush years.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    This talk about diarrhea and dildos is highly inappropriate for a forum about cocks and dicks.
    I think we're covered under the "lol" provision of article 16.

    lol §13 (a) clearly states that dildos are not funny while pooping liquid matter

    clause c says that is null and void if the pooper is, in fact, beavo

    Man don't go bringing the vagina amendment of 2004 into this.

    Those were the bush years.

    :^:

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This talk about diarrhea and dildos is highly inappropriate for a forum about cocks and dicks.

    I have a story....

    8-)

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    This talk about diarrhea and dildos is highly inappropriate for a forum about cocks and dicks.
    I think we're covered under the "lol" provision of article 16.

    lol §13 (a) clearly states that dildos are not funny while pooping liquid matter

    clause c says that is null and void if the pooper is, in fact, beavo

    Man don't go bringing the vagina amendment of 2004 into this.

    Those were the bush years.

    http://www.hiyoooo.com/

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my xbox live gamer motto is "girls don't pooooop" because they censored the word "poop"

    but now I feel kind of boxed in by that motto whenever I have to poop and cap is at home, because I've made it so clear that I believe that girls do not poop

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Conclusion #2: Munkus is a girl

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ah, but do girls shart?

    You may have a legal loophole here, WaM.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you guys are fecalphiles i swear

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Conclusion #2: Munkus is a girl

    That is a logical fallacy dammit.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That is a logical fallacy dammit.
    actually... no it isn't.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so... i tried callius' approach
    not...

    yeah really not a great idea.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    the logical fallacy of the zoombinis

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2009
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, todays trivia is that WaM is an acronym for a sexual fetish in which a woman is covered in a "messy" substance prior to engaging in sexual acts. The substance in question ranges from mud to "slime" to food items.


    Basically, what I'm sayin', is that I giggle every time I call Kate WaM.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Also, todays trivia is that WaM is an acronym for a sexual fetish in which a woman is covered in a "messy" substance prior to engaging in sexual acts

    Gosh dammit callius.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gosh dammit callius.
    It stands for "Wet And Messy" you see...

    Also, FUCK YEAH TOTP

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Gosh dammit Callius.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    You asshole, just as I read that the line "Can't you see the mess we're in?" came up on Light Up the Night.

    You asshole.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so one of the people on my team has H1N1
    (no not me, at least I don't think)

    D:

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    8-)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Now I can't listen to this song without thinking about poop sex metaphors.

    Great.

    Just great.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, it's usually not poop sex. Usually it's like mud or ketchup or cake or some shit.

    man, I don't fucking know.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    phlegm

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Well, it's usually not poop sex. Usually it's like mud or ketchup or cake or some shit.

    man, I don't fucking know.

    We were just talking about women with Diarrhea and Dildos (which is, I suppose, a D&D acronym) and then you bring up women being messy substances during sex.

    And now you say it's cake.

    You monster.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    so one of the people on my team has H1N1
    (no not me, at least I don't think)

    D:

    D:D:D:
    i say

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    its you.your the h1n1.



    oh god teefs post

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i'm really not
    well i hope not
    i'm feeling a lot shittier than I was a few hours ago tho :/

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm surprised that there hasn't been a missed connections thread in the PAX forum yet.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd make one, but I'm guessing I'd get infracted for the jokes 8-)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh wait there it is.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    you: fat guy in a boba fett sweatshirt and tan kilt

    me: the guy who wanted the dues playing TOR to let the captain live

    I made fun of you over my breath

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "I was the sloppy fat guy in the ironic nerdy gamer t-shirt.
    You were the svelte H1N1 nucleoprotein who looked too shy to approach me."

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    "I was the sloppy fat guy in the ironic nerdy gamer t-shirt.
    You were the svelte H1N1 nucleoprotein who looked too shy to approach me."
    <3

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    you: dapper asian man who looked important

    me: I want you inside me

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    You: The svelte Australian with the glasses and facial hair and camera.

    Me: The 400lb behemoth of your dreams. The lithe colossus that rocks your world with each quaking, quivering step. You may not be gay now, but I promise my tits are better than any nymph or sprite. Together we will make such music, such smells. You and I.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Man fuck you Nev for stealing the first usage of 'svelte'

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You: a bottle of Nyquil.

    Me: where the fuck are you, nyquil. Your wretched anise taste would be sweet upon my tongue.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like searching the seattle missed connections after conventions like pax or sakuracon

    there aren't any good ones so far this year though

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man fuck you Nev for stealing the first usage of 'svelte'

    Writer's Block moderator, ladies and gentleman.

    :winky:

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