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Awkward Family Moments

DekuStickDekuStick Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
This happened to me not 5 minutes ago.

My Aunt and Uncle are here to visit. I wake up, go upstairs and am greeted to my uncle going out on the back deck for a cigarette. The dialogue goes something like this.

Deku - "Good mornin'"

Uncle - "Mornin'. Oh is that your razor in the upstairs bathroom shower?" (My bathroom)

Deku - "Yeah why?"

Uncle - "Oh I had to use it is all I forgot mine"

Deku - "Yeah that's no problem"

This is when it dawns on me just which razor he used. You see I shave my face with the razors at the sink. I shave my junk with the razor in the shower.

So tell me your awkward family situations SE.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gotta keep things tidy I suppose.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why you shave your junk

    you weird, dogg

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you need to tell him

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it's cool

    good ol' uncle ballchin won't notice the difference

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what if he ends up with crabs in his beard?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd tell him

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How do you know he didn't use it to shave his junk?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    How do you know he didn't use it to shave his junk?
    I think this would be obvious though

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    How is that awkward?

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  • DekuStickDekuStick Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just can't bring myself to tell him. I wouldn't even know where to start.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hello Uncle. You shaved with the razor I use on my junk.

    Next time bring your own razor you fucking freeloader.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DekuStick wrote: »
    I just can't bring myself to tell him. I wouldn't even know where to start.

    "you got my junk germs all over your face" would be good.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    what if he ends up with crabs in his beard?

    Worse yet, he'll turn into Davy Jones.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DekuStick wrote: »
    I just can't bring myself to tell him. I wouldn't even know where to start.
    make eye contact

    point at his beard

    then point to your junk

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this should be a thread about Awkward Family Photos

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DekuStick wrote: »
    I just can't bring myself to tell him. I wouldn't even know where to start.
    make eye contact

    point at his beard

    then point to your junk

    uncle pedophile more at 11

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holy crap that dog

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that 2nd picture's boggling my mind right now

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    ahahahahahahaha

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    holy crap that dog

    The one in the third picture? Seriously what the hell.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no, the first one

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm weirded out by the other one. His neck is like elongated. I imagine it being a dragon-dog.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    aw hell

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
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    ahahahahahahaha

    Haha dang that face

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    taylorc29gmailcoml_0dd15a0acdb44926b441f3d61cfb3d81.jpg

    ahahahahahahaha

    smart hero?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    giant ghost babyhead

    NEVER FORGET

    EDIT: HEY NOW ROB :[

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh my god peepee pants and xyz kid is the bestest

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Disneyland: Meh

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sweet christ.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    giant ghost babyhead

    NEVER FORGET

    EDIT: HEY NOW ROB :[
    teehee

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    giant ghost babyhead

    NEVER FORGET

    EDIT: HEY NOW ROB :[
    teehee

    :x

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That guy's afro, beard, and 'stache look like my dad's when he was in his 20's.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    there are just so many things going on in that picture

    he baby's face

    the grandma's legs

    the old dude peeking out from behind the 'fro

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    edited September 2009
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That Disneyland picture is an abomination.

    YOU'RE IN DISNEYLAND

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