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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay that's a good one fluffy

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay it's looking like I'm going to be reciting a sonnet about my erect phallus when I get in the car.



    This is not what I was going for.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    I think I like Yalborap's best.


    I'll make sure to tell her you said it originally :P

    Eh, plenty of people hate me already. You're not gonna make it all that much worse.

    I doubt she'd hate you, she'd probably think it's hilarious

    And then she'd be all over Yal instead and what are you doing man you're playing right into his hands!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    It's attributed to Golda Meir, actually.

    Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us

    Is the most common attribution. Wording differs slightly, based on source.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Never heard of this lieberman guy.

    "He believes that Israel's citizens should sign a loyalty oath or lose their right to vote."

    Pretty sure I can dismiss everything he has to say.

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    I think I like Yalborap's best.


    I'll make sure to tell her you said it originally :P

    Eh, plenty of people hate me already. You're not gonna make it all that much worse.

    I doubt she'd hate you, she'd probably think it's hilarious

    And then she'd be all over Yal instead and what are you doing man you're playing right into his hands!

    I think it's time for a forum duel.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay it's looking like I'm going to be reciting a sonnet about my erect phallus when I get in the car.



    This is not what I was going for.

    This is the only interaction I have with the opposite sex.

    Sadly I feel this is a self-explaining phenomenon.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nichu what is the original source of your sig/title?

    Whenever you post and a quote from VC comes up, it's like "I live on, through this signature!!"

    I think I only have the one from VC? The one about the job being done good?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    I think I like Yalborap's best.


    I'll make sure to tell her you said it originally :P

    Eh, plenty of people hate me already. You're not gonna make it all that much worse.

    I doubt she'd hate you, she'd probably think it's hilarious

    And then she'd be all over Yal instead and what are you doing man you're playing right into his hands!

    I think it's time for a forum duel.
    10 posts, then turn and flame.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    nichu what is the original source of your sig/title?

    Whenever you post and a quote from VC comes up, it's like "I live on, through this signature!!"

    I think I only have the one from VC? The one about the job being done good?

    You also have one about scotch.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ah, yes, the scotch one is a good one.

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed is my favorite.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nichu what is the original source of your sig/title?

    Whenever you post and a quote from VC comes up, it's like "I live on, through this signature!!"

    I think I only have the one from VC? The one about the job being done good?
    you also have the scotch one. It's what I'm reading right now.

    Dammit, ninjaed.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    I think I like Yalborap's best.


    I'll make sure to tell her you said it originally :P

    Eh, plenty of people hate me already. You're not gonna make it all that much worse.

    I doubt she'd hate you, she'd probably think it's hilarious

    And then she'd be all over Yal instead and what are you doing man you're playing right into his hands!

    I think it's time for a forum duel.
    10 posts, then turn and flame.

    I refuse to accept your challenge, sir.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Quid and I stay up till midnight we will open our gifts!

    thats sweet :o

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So this new girl at work made cookies. Cute, too. But see, I've learned the error of my ways, so I'm all aloof and shit. So what does she tell me the other day? I'm apparently the 'chillest' guy around.

    The moral of this story is that I'm chill.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed is my favorite.
    :?:<3:arrow::o

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So this new girl at work made cookies. Cute, too. But she, I've learned the error of my ways, so I'm all aloof and shit. So what does she tell me the other day? I'm apparently the 'chillest' guy around.

    The moral of this story is that I'm chill.

    Cool.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Night persons.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So I just realized I've had my shirt on inside out the whole day.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed is my favorite.
    :?:<3:arrow::o

    the arrow could be interpreted as a dong

    so it would appear you're very grateful for his praise. Very grateful.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    So this new girl at work made cookies. Cute, too. But see, I've learned the error of my ways, so I'm all aloof and shit. So what does she tell me the other day? I'm apparently the 'chillest' guy around.

    The moral of this story is that I'm chill.

    So you're saying if I start acting chill a girl will make me some cookies?

    Because that solves two of my problems right there.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ice cold!

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am off to wash my genitalia, among other things, for future interactions with females of our species.





    To the cleansing room!

    Edit: This is the best totp. Ever.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You are pretty bees knees Opti Zed I always enjoy your posts and sensible demeanor

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed is my favorite.
    :?:<3:arrow::o

    the arrow could be interpreted as a dong

    so it would appear you're very grateful for his praise. Very grateful.
    :winky::arrow::o:whistle::!::shock::oops:

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    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You are pretty bees knees Opti Zed I always enjoy your posts and sensible demeanor
    I do aim to please.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So this new girl at work made cookies. Cute, too. But see, I've learned the error of my ways, so I'm all aloof and shit. So what does she tell me the other day? I'm apparently the 'chillest' guy around.

    The moral of this story is that I'm chill.

    So you're saying if I start acting chill a girl will make me some cookies?

    Because that solves two of my problems right there.

    I think she made them for her boyfriend. Really I just like the fact I got a cookie and am apparently chill. I literally paid this person absolutely no attention and she thought that made me neat.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So I just realized I've had my shirt on inside out the whole day.

    One time I had a metal band's shirt on backwards at their concert.

    The bassist pointed it out to me after the show.

    It was both embarrassing and awesome.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Don't suppose there is a way to auto download all of someone's set on flickr?

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed is my favorite.
    :?:<3:arrow::o

    the arrow could be interpreted as a dong

    so it would appear you're very grateful for his praise. Very grateful.
    :winky::arrow::o:whistle::!::shock::oops:

    So according to this...


    You surreptitiously inserted your erect arrow into my open mouth which caused me to make a sound of surprise and then proceed to choke, followed by embarrassment at my inability to suck cock as mightily as Yalborap.


    Did I get that right?

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Don't suppose there is a way to auto download all of someone's set on flickr?
    Though the API, I think.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well Yal does suck a mean dick, that's some stiff competition right there.

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    projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So last night me and friend were standing outside a cafe when a women walked by a said this:

    'If I wasn't drunk, I would fuck you both.'

    Fist pound?

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    SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I see what you did there...

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So last night me and friend were standing outside a cafe when a women walked by a said this:

    'If I wasn't drunk, I would fuck you both.'

    Fist pound?

    Fist pound.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    OptimusZed is my favorite.
    :?:<3:arrow::o

    the arrow could be interpreted as a dong

    so it would appear you're very grateful for his praise. Very grateful.
    :winky::arrow::o:whistle::!::shock::oops:

    So according to this...


    You surreptitiously inserted your erect arrow into my open mouth which caused me to make a sound of surprise and then proceed to choke, followed by embarrassment at my inability to suck cock as mightily as Yalborap.


    Did I get that right?
    :^::wink:

    :?

    :arrow::o:!:

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would like to see John C. Reilly return to more serious film.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Fight Club is on.


    I guess I should see that.


    Too bad I already know the spoiler.

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