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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
dvd-guess-whos-coming-to-dinner.jpg

I'm not talking about that, sadly.

SarahPalin.jpg

Yeah.

http://blogs.reuters.com/frontrow/2009/09/11/dinner-with-sarah-palin-itll-cost-you/

So apparently there's a fucking auction going on where the winner gets to have dinner with Palin. The money is for charity, supposedly, and it's like $25k+ right now. The auction stipulates that Palin has the right to turn down the dinner for basically whatever reason she sees fit.

But at least you'd get your money back.

So, that said, what other insane prices have you guys seen tagged on to useless or stupid shit?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    how's her porn, anyway?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the girl playing her has nipples that literally point in opposite directions due to her boob job(s).


    And by 'playing her', I mean the pornstar pretending to be her, not another one 'playing' her like an instrument.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    the girl playing her has nipples that literally point in opposite directions due to her boob job(s).


    And by 'playing her', I mean the pornstar pretending to be her, not another one 'playing' her like an instrument.

    Well, for all we know they were going for accuracy.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    thread made me think of Chekhov in Star Trek VI when he says this about the Klingons coming over for dinner.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Geek I love you.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pssh, Othello did this first.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    For 25K she'd better fucking put out.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's Sarah Palin. I doubt she will.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    the girl playing her has nipples that literally point in opposite directions due to her boob job(s).


    And by 'playing her', I mean the pornstar pretending to be her, not another one 'playing' her like an instrument.

    yeah Lisa Ann has weird ass tits

    not bad looking other than that though

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    thread made me think of Chekhov in Star Trek VI when he says this about the Klingons coming over for dinner.

    Yeah I was hoping this was a Undiscovered Country thread.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    thread made me think of Chekhov in Star Trek VI when he says this about the Klingons coming over for dinner.

    Yeah I was hoping this was a Undiscovered Country thread.

    we can stuff it full of ham-fistedly delivered, out-of-context lines from Shakespeare

    that's pretty much the same thing

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    For 25K she'd better fucking put out.
    She will take off her coat and then quit. For the sake of her family.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would put down 25k to make sure Sarah Palin never puts out again

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    For 25K she'd better fucking put out.
    She will take off her coat and then quit. For the sake of her family.

    Romance as usual?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man I'd do things to palin

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man I'd do things to palin

    At the risk of water-rotting your penis?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    milf and crazy, so you know she's good

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kinda hot

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    milf and crazy, so you know she's good

    what if she gets preggers?

    no abortion for you

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd have sex with Sarah Palin too

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Just remember to close the blinds or the Russians will video tape you

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Just remember to close the blinds or the Russians will video tape you

    yeah, I mean russia is right there

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    But on a more serious note when will be done with Sarah Palin?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We kind of are, I think. I hope.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    We kind of are, I think. I hope.

    I don't

    can you imagine what the debates with Obama would be like if she picked up the nom in 2012?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    We kind of are, I think. I hope.

    I don't

    can you imagine what the debates with Obama would be like if she picked up the nom in 2012?

    Hilariously one-sided. Probably a lot of her saying something and Obama just staring at her with silent contempt, or pity.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the best is that she will definitely ramp up her "real america" rhetoric, never realizing that votes are counted from all across the country

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Palin is the nominee in 2012 Obama will win 40 states

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Sarah Palin is the nominee in 2012 I am driving to Republican party headquarters and slapping every single person there.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    the best is that she will definitely ramp up her "real america" rhetoric, never realizing that votes are counted from all across the country

    How many electoral votes does fake america get?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    milf and crazy, so you know she's good

    what if she gets preggers?

    no abortion for you

    sugarmama

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    the best is that she will definitely ramp up her "real america" rhetoric, never realizing that votes are counted from all across the country

    How many electoral votes does fake america get?

    Last election? 365.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    the best is that she will definitely ramp up her "real america" rhetoric, never realizing that votes are counted from all across the country

    How many electoral votes does fake america get?

    Last election? 365.

    :^:

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Sarah Palin is the nominee in 2012 I am driving to Republican party headquarters and slapping every single person there.

    I like to think that enough Republicans saw Sarah Palin as a bad thing for their party that they wouldn't be stupid enough to give her the nomination

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    If Sarah Palin is the nominee in 2012 I am driving to Republican party headquarters and slapping every single person there.

    I like to think that enough Republicans saw Sarah Palin as a bad thing for their party that they wouldn't be stupid enough to give her the nomination

    While this is likely true

    I would like to point at that wretched hive of stupid and crazy that is Freep

    Who earlier this week called for a Palin/Wilson ticket

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wouldn't bid on this because there's basically not a chance I could nail her.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    If Obama fucks shit up it won't matter who the nominee is in 2012. It's in the bag.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    If Sarah Palin is the nominee in 2012 I am driving to Republican party headquarters and slapping every single person there.

    I like to think that enough Republicans saw Sarah Palin as a bad thing for their party that they wouldn't be stupid enough to give her the nomination
    There's not enough sanity left in the Republican Party for that kind of critical thinking

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