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Fake Band Names

MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
I'm designing a fake band poster for a play. I need some fake band names. Anyone wanna help me out? All I have is Guttenberg and the Typefaces.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gary Coleman's Pants

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Just use the 90s formula: Three Random Words (which also works!)

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  • EverywhereasignEverywhereasign Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Here you go.

    Go crazy.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Hah... nice:

    Steamy Circle And The Gremlin
    Dispute Of The Above Coat
    Medieval Database

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  • underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

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    Back in the day, bucko, we just had an A and a B button... and we liked it.
  • mtsmts Dr. Robot King Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oedious and the Mamma's boys

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Deserts of Libya

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  • TrentusTrentus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MagicToaster and the Pre-marital Sextet.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Highchair Kids

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    underdonk wrote: »
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

    I see what you did there.



    also, Changeless Pants.

    The Proper Etiquette

    Maniacal Chicken

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  • underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    underdonk wrote: »
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

    I see what you did there.

    I actually really like Breaking A Lease.

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    Back in the day, bucko, we just had an A and a B button... and we liked it.
  • KrisKris Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mere_immortal wrote: »
    Desserts of Labia

    :winky:

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    underdonk wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    underdonk wrote: »
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

    I see what you did there.

    I actually really like Breaking A Lease.

    And while we're at it: Should I auction my Cousin Off?, and their new album, "You Fucks Have No Class" on LP, CD and iTunes.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    99 Irate Calvinists

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  • OverlordOverlord Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Furious Suttbex

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    underdonk wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    underdonk wrote: »
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

    I see what you did there.

    I actually really like Breaking A Lease.

    Or a teen Emo band: Breaking Elise?

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  • underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    underdonk wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    underdonk wrote: »
    Packing for University
    Dead iPhone
    Breaking A Lease

    I see what you did there.

    I actually really like Breaking A Lease.

    Or a teen Emo band: Breaking Elise?

    Or a teen band name about wrecking Dad's Lotus.

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    Back in the day, bucko, we just had an A and a B button... and we liked it.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mts wrote: »
    Oedipus and the Mamma's boys


    too college radio.


    My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Just use the 90s formula: Three Random Words (which also works!)

    Also:

    The 90's formula



    And man, so many thread titles work.

    Movies to watch
    Most amazing chair
    Video file conversion
    Band name generator
    Fake Band Names

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  • underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fake Band Names

    Recursive?

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    Back in the day, bucko, we just had an A and a B button... and we liked it.
  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Nearsighted Gynecologists

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  • SideAffectsSideAffects Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my favorite:

    "Blatant Sexual Innuendo"

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smallpox Slim

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    The best band name I came up with would work well for Metal Core, I think. I got it off a CNN headline when all that child molestation stuff was happening.

    "Vatican Damage Control."

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Finding a drummer
    Broken strings
    Out of tune
    The collected works of Shakespeare

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Use any H/A thread title for it

    Some I like:
    In search of the world's most amazing chair
    Ergo chairs
    Rad Backpack Selacktion
    Chronic Procrastination

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    First Kiss With A Homeless Man

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vaginal Pyrotechnics

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    What is this I don't even.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    First Kiss With A Homeless Man

    Hahahah! This one is great!

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  • underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    MagicToaster wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    First Kiss With A Homeless Man

    Hahahah! This one is great!

    That's not what he said. Too much tongue.

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    Back in the day, bucko, we just had an A and a B button... and we liked it.
  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited September 2009
    Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo

    I have just finished reading The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul.

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  • StormCrow420StormCrow420 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    we had a discussion about this at a party and the best ones were

    'Undead Bananas'
    'Vampires and Spaceships'
    'Inside Linda's Ass' (That's when the dicussion segwayed into porn)

    GL

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    I would say anything mentioning Vampires, Zombies, or Pirates has been done to death by this point.

    If you randomized the output of just those three words combined with a verb and another noun, you could probably name 95% of the local bands in my town.

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  • StormCrow420StormCrow420 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    I would say anything mentioning Vampires, Zombies, or Pirates has been done to death by this point.

    If you randomized the output of just those three words combined with a verb and another noun, you could probably name 95% of the local bands in my town.

    Yeah immediately after posting that I realized it was one of those things 'funny then, not funny now'. Undead Bananas had us rolling.

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  • Captain VashCaptain Vash Registered User regular
    edited September 2009

    Tartar Control
    The Gum Disease Gingavitus
    Don't Swallow the Scope

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  • Evil GummyEvil Gummy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My First Kiss With a Homeless Man is the best one. So good.



    Also:

    Bathing with Sodomy

    Birds and More

    Arose from Thorns

    Last Slice of Rage

    Still Inside

    Under Fifteen Bridges

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  • rickoricko Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    StormCrow420 wrote: »
    we had a discussion about this at a party and the best ones were

    'Undead Bananas'
    'Vampires and Spaceships'
    'Inside Linda's Ass' (That's when the dicussion segwayed into porn)

    GL
    I believe you mean 'Deep Inside Lydia's Ass'.

    /awkward

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  • GammarahGammarah Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pragmatic Paranoia And The Operation

    Salty Emotion

    Defaulted Crow

    Confined Lust Of The Shovel Blimp

    Helium Lingo

    American Slang Of The Classic Depot

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  • mtsmts Dr. Robot King Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Deebaser wrote: »
    mts wrote: »
    Oedipus and the Mamma's boys


    too college radio.


    My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.

    :^:

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  • SeolSeol Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Deaf Frets

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