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Baby Seals fight back!

QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
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Seems like this little sonuvabitch is "loving" kids to death in the Hawaiian islands.

The creature's name is KP2, and was raised by humans which makes the kids all think it's ok to swim with until it drowns you!
Seal experts worry that KP2 risks loving people to death. "We've had experiences before where a 300-pound animal is just looking to play and then starts holding people underwater for too long."
Foolish humans are actually begging the government not to relocate the furry attacker, which grows more powerful every day as he dines on fish and "playfully" drags humans under the water, where they cannot breathe.

And this is not an isolated incident! I hope you guys haven't forgotten about RO42, another killer seal.
But as RO42 got older, she began pulling people under the water and in one case, broke somebody's skin with her love bites. RO42 garnered even more attention when she blindsided the actor William Shatner, who was swimming nearby, and assaulted him.
We have to nuke Hawaii now.

I also present this stunning video of a dog fighting KP2 to save his master's life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT2X8jbez3o&feature=player_embedded

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And here we thought we were being the assholes by clubbing the little fuckers.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How long till we get another event of someone's pet chimp killing a person?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    LOOSE SEAL

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Canada has been at the front of this secret war all along. Join us before it's too late.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A seal walks into a club...

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    ?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That kid is so sunburned in the video

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    LOOSE SEAL

    I'm half machine!

    I'm a monster!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    I don't know about you nincompoops, but I sure as shit never forgot about RO42

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I don't know about you nincompoops, but I sure as shit never forgot about RO42

    I bet that incident made william shatner a better actor, though.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    holy shit

    that video

    at about 0:32, is that kid just super sunburned or something?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    holy shit

    that video

    at about 0:32, is that kid just super sunburned or something?

    i think at that level of sunburn you need to check for tumours

    or secret native american fathers

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    it's all fun and games until someone loses a child

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    it's all fun and games until someone loses a child

    and then its just hilarious.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh hell no that motherfucker did not try to fight jim kirk

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fear him!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    oh hell no that motherfucker did not try to fight jim kirk

    that is how you know the seal has gone rogue

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that seal flopping out of the water is terrifying.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    holy shit

    that video

    at about 0:32, is that kid just super sunburned or something?

    i think at that level of sunburn you need to check for tumours

    or secret native american fathers

    gribble!

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Are all seals named after star wars droid models?

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DID A [STRIKE]DINGO[/STRIKE] SEAL [STRIKE]EAT[/STRIKE] DROWN YOUR BABY?!?

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  • tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    On a related note it seems Jesica Simpson's little rat of a dog got taken by a wild coyote. Now she is offering a reward for its return.....I wonder how much leftovers she is expecting a hungry coyote to leave.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This coyote needs to be given the keys to ...

    *quick google search*

    Fuck it I don't care. What I did discover is that this is apparently a 'lesbian dog'. Does this make it a hate crime? Because this could very well be BS in a clear attempt to villainize what is simply a poor coyote trying to make it in the world. Fuck you world!

    E: Apparently she sold the mansion they lived in during that reality show to the kid who plays Reece in Malcom in the Middle. Who apparently is only a year older than me. Weird.

    EE: This is more about Jessica Simpson than I ever need to know. Filled a lifetime quotient, I did.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that post just got worse as it went on.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    This coyote needs to be given the keys to ...

    *quick google search*

    Fuck it I don't care. What I did discover is that this is apparently a 'lesbian dog'. Does this make it a hate crime? Because this could very well be BS in a clear attempt to villainize what is simply a poor coyote trying to make it in the world. Fuck you world!

    E: Apparently she sold the mansion they lived in during that reality show to the kid who plays Reece in Malcom in the Middle. Who apparently is only a year older than me. Weird.

    EE: This is more about Jessica Simpson than I ever need to know. Filled a lifetime quotient, I did.

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey, one wiki search leads to another, and then it's like GARGH can't avert my eyes!

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You guys are the worst

    I'm going to go drink and be angry at the world now.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    You guys are the worst

    I'm going to go drink and be angry at the world now.

    Dont mess up your mascara

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