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Applesauce and Australians Talking about Dora the Explorer

unintentionalunintentional smellyRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
Those are basically all the things I can eat today

because I just had my wisdom teeth removed!!!!

but most of you know that already because I've been bitching about it in like every thread


I just had dinner and it was mashed potatoes and blueberry applesauce. I have to take more tylenol-3 in a few minutes and I recently swallowed penicillin and an anti-inflammatory drug called Dex or something

It hurts to move my mouth!

What are your wisdom teeth stories?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK IF YOU FAGGOTS DONT GET IN THERE IM GOING TO DO APSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT AND JUST GO BACK TO EATING MY OWN SHIT AND FUCKING MYSELF IN THE MOUTH W/ BUTTS.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I never had and never will have any wisdom teeth because I am the luckiest bitch in the world

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ow my mouth hurts

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I never had and never will have any wisdom teeth because I am the luckiest bitch in the world

    please have lots of babies to pass on your genes

    or donate eggs or something I don't care

    what I'm saying is you are a prime breeding specimen

    #pipe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    that is the best title

    you sure showed me

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I too am free of the curse of wisdom teeth

    ladies

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh man I want some mashed potatoes

    even though i just ate chik-fil-a

    and i ate a pizza earlier

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh also yogourt I forgot yogourt

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I never had and never will have any wisdom teeth because I am the luckiest bitch in the world

    please have lots of babies to pass on your genes

    or donate eggs or something I don't care

    what I'm saying is you are a prime breeding specimen
    the idea of a legion of half-Vivienne children amuses me to no end

    the girls all with awesome racks

    dudes all with enormous virile testicles

    I really shouldn't talk about my kids like that

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I never had and never will have any wisdom teeth because I am the luckiest bitch in the world

    Same here hi5! Though I do feel I'm missing out on the awesome painkillers they would give to you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I went to Sizzler last night 8-)

    #pipe on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    As far as I know my wisdom teeth are coming in fine. My dentist has said nothing about them after reviewing any of the mouth x-rays he's made of me to check for cavities, and I'm not experiencing any discomfort from them, either.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You know what I did after I had my wisdom teeth out? I took a handful of gravel, shoved it into my mouth and started chewing because in my day, people weren't pansies!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh man that was awesome, on the news right now they're talking about how Australia's population will increase by 65% by the year 2049

    and the accompanying shot they have while talking about this is a zoom-in on some mother's impressively-sized jugs

    sorry back to wisdom teeth

    hi5s CD and Lostwords

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man, you just succumbed to the dental work/oral surgery industrial complex's conspiracy, man

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh man that was awesome, on the news right now they're talking about how Australia's population will increase by 65% by the year 2049

    and the accompanying shot they have while talking about this is a zoom-in on some mother's impressively-sized jugs

    THESE BREASTS WILL FEED THEM ALL

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When I had mine out I woke up like 3 days later almost drowning in blood.

    Turned out that the packing on two of my holes had come out and bled into my mouth all night

    it was awesome!

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Time to get fucked up on Vicodin, son

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  • 3v3v Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was knocked out for the pulling of my wisdom teeth.

    After I woke up I did the following:

    1.) Tried to rip myself out of the restraints after the procedure for some reason.

    2.) Held a lovely conversation with the nurse there (who I see at my job a lot and she gives me awkward glances so... it probably wasn't lovely for her)

    3.) Announced I could probably drive home if need be. (Thankfully I had someone pick me up)
    I REALLY woke up several hours after being gassed drooling all over my awesome shirt that my girlfriend at the time had bought me. (the shirt is unwearable now due to the blood stains on it).

    The 3 points were relayed to me by my dad, with a huge grin on his face, who will not tell me what I had actually said to this nurse.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When I had mine out I woke up like 3 days later almost drowning in blood.

    Turned out that the packing on two of my holes had come out and bled into my mouth all night

    it was awesome!

    METAL!!!!!!!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    They gassed me and then made me watch Yellow Submarine.

    Best surgery ever

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just woke up with a mouth full of gauze, realized the procedure must be over
    there was no one in the room and I was still really sleepy so I just chilled for a bit
    then a nurse came in and I tried to ask if the surgery went well but it came out as "hofiawekrnsadfsd"and she gave me a weird look but I managed to mime it out
    the surgery went fine and my mom took me home

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can you keep your wisdom teeth? does that fuck shit up or something?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    When I had mine out I woke up like 3 days later almost drowning in blood.

    Turned out that the packing on two of my holes had come out and bled into my mouth all night

    it was awesome!

    METAL!!!!!!!

    I fucking hate you :lol:

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have wisdom teeth, they do not cause me any problems.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can you keep your wisdom teeth? does that fuck shit up or something?

    well this is how it works

    for a lot of people (I don't know the percentage) the wisdom teeth come in at an angle
    which is bad

    because it will crash into your other tooth in a really painful way


    the other issue is that some people have big teeth already and there isn't enough room in your mouth for four additional molars

    I had a bit of column A and a bit of column B

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have wisdom teeth, they do not cause me any problems.

    They cause racism apparently.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sorry ben, but whenever I see that you made a post, I open up a new youtube tab and play stuff like this before reading your post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJUgl-tKWM

    I think llama reccomended them actually!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When I had mine out I woke up like 3 days later almost drowning in blood.

    Turned out that the packing on two of my holes had come out and bled into my mouth all night

    it was awesome!

    that's almost exactly how Attila the Hun died!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    sorry ben, but whenever I see that you made a post, I open up a new youtube tab and play stuff like this before reading your post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJUgl-tKWM

    I think llama reccomended them actually!

    Much better
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVWBJHVSrAE

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that does sound like a fun way to die

    more like atilla the unfun

    oh god sorry about the

    vanilla the pun

    Swill on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill I am glad you live so close to me so that I can easily find you and slap you for that

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What would you say your inspirations are?

    .....


    .....


    satan

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ok I think it's tylenol time

    brb getting painkiller-y

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If you are going to drive three hours only to hit me at least take me out to dinner afterwards

    Swill on
  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When I got mine out I just had regular ol' novocaine. I could have chosen the laughing gas but I was like "nah I can handle it." Honestly I was just nervous about the needles but following that my mouth was too numb to feel anything and getting my teeth knocked out wasn't an unnerving idea to me i guess.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    What would you say your inspirations are?

    .....


    .....


    satan
    God I love Gaahl

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I have a nice blood blister right on the tip of my middle finger

    It hurts to type the letter I

    owww

    maybe if you weren't an egotistical douchebag

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    If you are going to drive three hours only to hit me at least take me out to dinner afterwards

    well necessarily

    you like Italian, right?

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