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VINTAGE WRESTLING THREAD! OHHHHH MY!

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
hey dudes, you know about wrestling?

it involves guys in tights wrestling other guys in tights for the entertainment of guys not in tights

the main company is wwe, formerly the wwf

this is the current wwe champion
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whoops, wrong picture!

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but there's another champion, as well! he is straight edge and considers himself to be better than you
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and this man just became the new tna champion!
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there are also independent federations, such at ROH, CHIKARA, and dragon's gate. i don't know too much about them but maybe you guys do!

let us talk about this very physical form of sports entertainment in a manner most agreeable!

also: it is never a bad time to talk about this man. in fact, it is encouraged
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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Every post should be about how awesome the Hurricane is

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the hurricane is indeed very awesome

    he was betrayed by his own sidekick and lost the hardcore championship in the process!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    call me when the wwe stops doing the john cena/trips/ randy orton angle for its heavyweight championship over and over and over and over

    but i am loving the special guest on raw every week. bob barker and trish and shaq have been amazing.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    Also Cena is JESUS not Superman

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why can't he be both, zen?

    why. can't. he. be. both.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    call me when the wwe stops doing the john cena/trips/ randy orton angle for its heavyweight championship over and over and over and over

    but i am loving the special guest on raw every week. bob barker and trish and shaq have been amazing.

    We'll call you in like 10 years

    ...minimum

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fine.

    But this goes in the op.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cedric the Entertainer hosts Raw tomorrow

    Jericho will make it decent with his awesomeness

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fiiiiine

    lex luthor as pontius pilate

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know who or what this is,
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    but it is incredible

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OP needs more Dragon:
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    I didn't even realise there was a TNA PPV this weekend, although from the look of the match write ups it seems like I didn't really miss anything outside of the main event. I wonder if AJ will actually keep the belt for a full month or not.
    Oh and La Parka is the best, just the best! Not Fake La Parka though, never him.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I miss WCW's Cruiserweight division

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey do you guys know who was the last wwe cruiserweight champion?
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yes I know WWE bludgeoned the Cruiserweight belt to death with Hornswoggle

    Don't remind me fuckface

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    zen remember how hornswaggle fought chavo every week for like five weeks

    he is my favorite wrestler

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'll kill you

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    do you also remember how finlay's old theme was supplanted by the far superior hornswaggle theme?

    clearly the wwe has been reading my fan letters

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  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I kinda stopped watching after the Rock left.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPOq90fZRI

    He was the best.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Santino is pretty fun.

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, Woo Woo Woo, you know it, Zach Ryder gets to lose his first ECW title match tomorrow.

    Oh Radio.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Santino seems kind of doomed to be a gimmick character now, though.

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He's the Gonzo of the Muppet Show that is now WWE RAW.

    All he needs now is a pet chicken.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh God I'm laughing so hard
    According to reports sent by pro wrestling insiders to MediaTakeOut.com, Vince McMahon and the WWE have offered Kanye close to $10 million to show up at 3 events – two television appearances and one pay-per-view event.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vince McMahon seems, and this might be totally incorrect, like he would actually be kind of a nice guy. Probably ruthless, but nice enough. You sort of have to be able to kid around to be absolute dictator of an entire franchise yet still allow yourself to be made the bad guy everyone is supposed to hate. (assuming he still is. he definitely was last time I watched)

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    HAHAHA ILLEGITIMATE SON OF KOOL-AID MAN

    I LOVE CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER OFFICIALLY

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vince McMahon seems, and this might be totally incorrect, like he would actually be kind of a nice guy. Probably ruthless, but nice enough. You sort of have to be able to kid around to be absolute dictator of an entire franchise yet still allow yourself to be made the bad guy everyone is supposed to hate. (assuming he still is. he definitely was last time I watched)

    have you seen beyond the mat

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zack Ryder is not in Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010.

    But GM Mode is back, with an all-new in depth storyline creator! And you can use highlight reels as titantron videos for your created wrestlers!

    Still, I might boycott it until they put in Zack.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    HAHAHA ILLEGITIMATE SON OF KOOL-AID MAN

    I LOVE CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER OFFICIALLY

    You mean Fredric the Entertainment

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i am sure they will release him as dlc shoe

    ridiculous tights and all

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Did I just see a sign that said "Less QQ, More Pew Pew"?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man i never noticed how smokin' hot alicia fox is

    for the record

    she is smokin' hot

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    By the same token, is it wrong to want to bone Beth Phoenix? Because I do.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's only wrong if you have a problem finding chicks with bigger muscles than you attractive.

    So no, it's not wrong. At all.

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    She can hold me in her arms... so strong...

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    She can carry me in her arms to the bedroom

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Additionally, the Bella Twins. Damn.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ready for Chavo to lose embarassingly again?

    Oh God Santino's the ref Chavo's screwed

    When was the last time Chavo actually won a match anyway? Last year?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I stopped watching wrestling when the Rock and Sock Connection broke up.

    Has anything interesting happened since then?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man there is not enough la parka talk

    he is the greatest

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