And shepherds we shall be,
for thee my Lord for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
we shall flow a river forth to thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patris, et filii et spiritus sancti.
What is
Phalla?
Who are
The Boondock Saints?
Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, let's go into the stuff that Dune came up with for the game that will probably have no effect whatsoever or totally ruin the experience.
This phalla will not have any straight village specials. The village specials will have different, although not conflicting win conditions. Villagers will be divided into two sub groups, pro vigilantism and anti vigilantism. Pro vigilante villagers think that the Boondock Saints are pretty cool, hell you may even wish you could go shoot up mafia members yourself(you actually can, it's called
!voting). Anti vigilante villager disagree with the saints actions, they want to see evil men behind bars as much as everyone else, you just don't think it's right for a few guys to kill whoever they please. People are subject to flip flop on how they feel about the Boondock Saints. It's hard to be made at the guys who just killed 8....I mean 9 Russian Mobsters(including your loan shark). It's a lot easy to be pissed at the guys who just capped a father of three because they thought he was a drug dealer. Win conditions are subject to change. Remember that.
Other that almost everything should be very straight forward. Village specials are devided into the
Boondock Saints and the
Boston Police Department. This is Boston and the Italian Mafia, specifically the
Yakavettas has a presence here.
Sign up in colors. Roles may or may not be assigned on who picks my favorite quote from the movie.
I'm kidding, they are completely random.
Playerlist:1. OrangeSoda - Conner McMagnus - Killed by ll Duce, on orders from the Italians
2. Skulk - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians
3. Kime - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Russians4. Other Samurai5. Iamtheaznman - Dectective Greenly - Killed by the Russians
6. B:L - Anti Vig Villager - Killed by the Russians
7. Simonwolf - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians8. Zandracon
9. ToxicToys
10. Arivia11. Egos - Anti Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians12. Bremen13. psolms - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the vote
14. Osvik - Italian Hitman - Killed by the Boondock Saints15. illgottengains
16. Suki
17. Dunadan01918. OptimusZed - Papa Joe - Killed by the Vote19. Adventfalls
20. Gumpy
21. Typhus733
22. Rend
23. Fiaryn
24. Kuhlmeye
25. Ebfan26. Nocturne - Ivan Checkov - Killed by the vote27. Mr Defecation
28. SkyCaptain
Villager PMs
Pro Vig
Pro Vig Villager
I'm ready to get busy too. You know, I'm ready to get *busy*.
You apporve of the boondock saints and their meathods.
Victory Condition: You win after all threats to Boston, the Russians, the Italians, and any serial killers, are eliminated.
Anti Vig
Anti Vig Villager
There is a system and it needs to be respected.
Victory Condition: You win after all threats to Boston, the Russians, the Italians, The Boondock Saints, and any serial killers, are eliminated.
Clarifications
What is the order of actions?
Vote->Guards->Kills->Seers
What is the resolution of ties?
Ties will be decided by ll Duce. Six guns and a senior friggin citizen, he'll probably kill you both.
Does the vote trickle?
Fuck no.Narrations:
Posts
EVERYONEEEE
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.
It was rather good.
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!Orange Soda must be one of those dirty Italian speaking mafiosos.
So sayeth B:Locco.
And seriously, this is such a quotable movie. What the hell?
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See he's already calling the village sheep, like a proper mafia would.
how's that dress fitting, anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g1I3JvN0UA
IDK, how is that being terrible and getting your whole team AND allies killed when you could have prevented it and potentially won....
If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.
I knew you were just getting defensive because you're a secret drag queen
OS's role as Willem Dafoe confirmed.
Oh why are you quicker on the draw, simon?
Cuddle? What a fag.
Wyatt Earp
Where you goin' buddy? You ain't goin' nowhere!"
Please don't make me Rocco.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.