Russians sure like their Doomsdays

Nuzak

how come i never heard of him

Butters

Meissnerd wrote: »

Canada has had some boss diplomats.

Gretzky, Hull, and Howe were all pretty cool I guess but beyond that?

Meissnerd

Butters wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Canada has had some boss diplomats.

Gretzky, Hull, and Howe were all pretty cool I guess but beyond that?

Dion, Carrey.

Uhhh

Artreus

I plan on doin some foreign policy in the future and I am an american so it will actually mean somethin. Maybe we even won't be shit at it by the time I get the job

Meissnerd

hello i am an american diplomat. where are you from, peru? they don't even speak english there other american stereotypes

Fallout

Cilla Black wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

Cilla Black wrote: »

fallout you just want your own suit of power armor to run around in while listening to classic tunes from the 40s and 50s.

and metallica!

alright fine and metallica

no iron maiden though

what!?

fuck this!

i don't even WANT this holocaust

*pout*

t_catt11

Meissnerd wrote: »

hello i am an american diplomat. where are you from, peru? they don't even speak english there other american stereotypes

I am a proud American, and this is funny.

Butters

Meissnerd wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Canada has had some boss diplomats.

Gretzky, Hull, and Howe were all pretty cool I guess but beyond that?

Dion, Carrey.

Uhhh

Yeah but Nickelback.

Ruckus

Butters wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Canada has had some boss diplomats.

Gretzky, Hull, and Howe were all pretty cool I guess but beyond that?

Dion, Carrey.

Uhhh

Yeah but Nickelback.

Look, we're sorry okay?

Butters

They're not dead yet so the apology cannot be accepted.

MrMonroe

so this is a pretty funny concept, because it has no value to them. All it does is obliterate North America after they're gone. What's the point? The only way it would have been useful is if they had publicized it, but instead they keep it a secret for twenty years after the fall of the USSR. Why bother?

syndalis

MrMonroe wrote: »

so this is a pretty funny concept, because it has no value to them. All it does is obliterate North America after they're gone. What's the point? The only way it would have been useful is if they had publicized it, but instead they keep it a secret for twenty years after the fall of the USSR. Why bother?

I am guessing it was not secret to Republican Jesus.

Reagan surely had to know about this, along with other high ranking officials of the time... it just was never public knowledge until now.

Butters

Logical thinking from the Soviets? Are you kidding?

Ruckus

What do you think the arms buildup between the USA and USSR was about? Who would actually win a war?

Not a fucking chance, the whole point was Mutually Assured Destruction. Both sides want the other to know that if they started anything, nobody would win, ever.

Grey Ghost

MrMonroe wrote: »

so this is a pretty funny concept, because it has no value to them. All it does is obliterate North America after they're gone. What's the point? The only way it would have been useful is if they had publicized it, but instead they keep it a secret for twenty years after the fall of the USSR. Why bother?

Revenge? I mean, nobody's saying it was a good reason

Also, that article mentions that it was actually meant to deter their own personnel from jumping the gun and launching an attack in a tense situation; it would calm the more hotheaded generals with the knowledge that they would still have their vengeance even without a pre-emptive strike

Also perhaps not the best reason, but if it was gonna keep some Russky from getting nervous and making the first strike then I guess it was okay

Centipede Damascus

MrMonroe wrote: »

so this is a pretty funny concept, because it has no value to them. All it does is obliterate North America after they're gone. What's the point? The only way it would have been useful is if they had publicized it, but instead they keep it a secret for twenty years after the fall of the USSR. Why bother?

This is a country that caused a famine that killed millions of people just to prove a point.

mr0range

Butters wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Canada has had some boss diplomats.

Gretzky, Hull, and Howe were all pretty cool I guess but beyond that?

Ryan Reynolds

useless fact: same age as me born exactly 3 months after me. also, I'm Canadian.

Ruckus

Oh, fun fact, I'm exactly one year older than Michelle Trachtenberg, we have the same birthday.

But she's not Canadian.

Butters

I was born on the very same day as Canadian Elisha Cuthbert.

Metzger Meister

At the end of the world, I promise that the rednecks will be left. At least in America. Isolated tribes, rural communities far from urban centers, etc.


All y'all fancy assed city slickers are gonna be fucked.

Grey Ghost

I am one day older than Sasha Grey

edit: I guess she's not Canadian though

TankHammer

When I was in High School I learned that because of the proximity to Natick Army Laboratories my home town will probably be annihilated in a nuclear attack.

Metzger Meister

Cheyenne might be hit, actually. F.E. Warren Air-force Base.

wiki wrote:

Francis E. Warren Air Force Base (IATA: FEW, ICAO: KFEW, FAA LID: FEW) is a United States Air Force base located two miles (3 km) west of the central business district of Cheyenne, in Laramie County, Wyoming, United States.[2] It was named in honor of Francis E. Warren, Wyoming's first state governor.

The host wing is the 90th Missile Wing, which operates the LGM-30 Minuteman ICBM, with Launch Facilities in Southeast Wyoming, Western Nebraska, and Northern Colorado. Part of the base is a census-designated place (CDP), which had a population of 4,440 at the 2000 census.