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We can do it softcore if you want

SwillSwill Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
But you should know I take it both ways
KINK THREAD!

Sex is pretty good. What is even better if how fuck balls different everyone is. People have their kicks and cohoots, they prefer to get freaky with certain cohorts. Even if you are boring and like cooters. This thread is for you old codgers!

Maybe you like being tied down, that is neat.
Gnawing on some labia? Sounds good
Do you often find yourself panting heavily while watching Glenn Beck and listening to Muse?
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=10855

Maybe you would like getting choked with a scarf while you wait for your groceries to be delivered, a little scared, yet comfortable with your lover, whom you have grown so close to that you are willing to go as far as to share emoticons with each other.


So us what you like, what you don't like. Maybe talk about some cool dudes like kinsey and masters and johnson.

Wax is good times :rotate:

p.s.- It may not be appreciated to talk about scat, waterworks, furries

and common sense dictates that no gore or pedophilia

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Clowns

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love pissing and shitting while I'm being consumed whole by 10 year old furries.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    eleven months, fifteen days

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    eleven months, fifteen days

    since you've taken it up da butt?

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    you should know I take it both ways

    a bisexual is a person who can stick their had down someones pants and be happy with whatever they find

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm rather old fashioned.

    Blowjob. Getting a girl to squirt, fucking the shit out of her and ignoring her phone calls the next morning.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I'm rather old fashioned.

    Blowjob. Getting a girl to squirt, fucking the shit out of her and ignoring her phone calls the next morning.

    i don't know if you are being serious but this sounds like good times to me

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like to have sex with the woman I love in ways that please us both. Bonus points if it's not too messy, since cleaning up after sex isn't really fun for either of us.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    As president of the virgin club

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you crazy

    messy sex is the best

    let me preface this by saying I am totally serious

    I adore awkward sex, these crazy positions that don't really make much sense, and are kind of uncomfortable.

    messy and awkward <3

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    As president of the virgin club

    you can have kinks doggie

    don't make us wait until they find your dead body choked to death by your own doing, cum stains on the floor

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    One day, I will return.

    with stories

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    young dudes balding early with ridiculous glasses and a smoking addiction

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    swill you are the weirdest person online and the most normal guy ever off

    exist on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bad-beat with the sick diss, followed by exist with the ???

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I'm rather old fashioned.

    Blowjob. Getting a girl to squirt, fucking the shit out of her and ignoring her phone calls the next morning.

    i don't know if you are being serious but this sounds like good times to me

    I'm a card carrying member of the find them fuck them and forget 'em club.

    Lately I have been with the same girl though. That's kind of getting annoying.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    bad-beat with the sick diss, followed by exist with the ???

    come 'ere baby

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Girls that look like boys, boys that look like girls.

    Seduce me with confusion mmm.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I love pissing and shitting while I'm being consumed whole by 10 year old furries.

    But where will you find 10, year old furries?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Umaro is a cool dude.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Girls that look like boys, boys that look like girls.

    Seduce me with confusion mmm.

    I like dykes quite a bit.

    Also, been watching the L Word!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm turned on by entropy rising in a closed system.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm aroused by the sight of steam locomotives furiously entering a tunnel.

    choo choo

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Being exposed to pornography at a young age did not give me an unrealistic impression about sex as I understood that this was for entertainment and not the normal way two people who love each other usually copulate

    However I did have a great deal of confusion about medical equipment until I was fifteen or so

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm turned on by entropy rising in a closed system.

    I'm turned on by the opposite.

    :(

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Erios wrote: »
    I'm turned on by entropy rising in a closed system.

    I'm turned on by the opposite.

    :(

    sounds confusion

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Being exposed to pornography at a young age did not give me an unrealistic impression about sex as I understood that this was for entertainment and not the normal way two people who love each other usually copulate

    However I did have a great deal of confusion about medical equipment until I was fifteen or so

    this post is hilarious

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I made this thread title for you koshian

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Doing things in water. Pretty much any amount of time in a body of water longer than say 10 minutes and dirty thoughts quickly float to the top of my head. Heads. Whatever.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what about medical equipment?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Doing things in water. Pretty much any amount of time in a body of water longer than say 10 minutes and dirty thoughts quickly float to the top of my head. Heads. Whatever.

    I can't get my rocks off in a hot tub. What is your secret, Aquaman?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    One of my friends in high school lost his virginity in a hot tub...
    About four feet away from me. I threw up

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    In the time that this thread was created, I turned exist on to dykes

    who next

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    what about medical equipment?

    How impressionable is your mind?

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    One of my friends in high school lost his virginity in a hot tub...
    About four feet away from me. I threw up
    hahahahahhaha

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    In the time that this thread was created, I turned exist on to dykes

    who next

    be careful swill

    that's a slippery slope you're treading on there

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    devolving into a people complaining about not getting any thread in 3...2...1

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Run are you getting any

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    what about medical equipment?

    How impressionable is your mind?

    very, please do tell

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    More like Cum Cum Cum

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