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Mass Effect - Release date set for January 26, 2010. 29 January in Europa.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Basil wrote: »
    Oh, oh!

    I was wondering if that was becoming a thing.
    Only if playing fugitives in future dystopian London is a thing now.

    If it's not, it should be.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd Vendetta her V ifyouknowwhatimean

    Robman on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no....I have no idea what V could stand for.

    Egos on
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    no....I have no idea what V could stand for.

    vagina?

    Dragkonias on
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Why are you so angry at Natalie Portman's vagina?

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • tbloxhamtbloxham Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Are there any nice people in Mass Effect 2? I mean, I thought we were going to be using our sheperds from the previous game and mine was a god-damn hero of epic proportions who was moral and tried to be the best person he could be in all situations.

    He'd be much more likely to send zero to jail than work with her, or the assasin.

    tbloxham on
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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    tbloxham wrote: »
    Are there any nice people in Mass Effect 2? I mean, I thought we were going to be using our sheperds from the previous game and mine was a god-damn hero of epic proportions who was moral and tried to be the best person he could be in all situations.

    He'd be much more likely to send zero to jail than work with her, or the assasin.

    In video games, "nice" people aren't so casually sexual and don't provide the one-liners like the renegade types

    Robman on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    vagina?

    See that makes sense, I was thought he was talking about Natalie's vinaigrette.
    tbloxham wrote: »
    He'd be much more likely to send zero to jail than work with her, or the assasin.

    To offset all the bad asses , we now have a Elcor GANDHI SQUAD MEMBER ! :)

    PS he also knows kung fu

    Egos on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Why are you so angry at Natalie Portman's vagina?

    The [strike]hammer[/strike]Vendetta is my penis.

    Robman on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't care what you all call her.

    She'll always be Nipples McGee to me.

    Buttcleft on
    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    New Thread title: Mass Effect makes Robman Horny.

    ok not clever enough.

    Egos on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    New Thread title: Mass Effect makes Robman Horny.

    ok not clever enough.

    Mass Effect: Robman gets Randy over Radical Bitches.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anticipation of hilarious campy sci-fi != horny

    After all there's no mention of your mother oh ho ho <-- see what I did there

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    For some reason I find the idea that he wants to double-team Subject Zero with Kaiden a little unsettling...

    I dont know why

    Egos on
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    For some reason I find the idea that he wants to double-team Subject Zero with Kaiden a little unsettling...

    I dont know why

    ...Meh, compared to the other stuff you hear in the ME threads, that's smalltime.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, Should we go back to Quads?

    Buttcleft on
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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    For some reason I find the idea that he wants to double-team Subject Zero with Kaiden a little unsettling...

    I dont know why

    ...Meh, compared to the other stuff you hear in the ME threads, that's smalltime.
    He wants to watch while Wrex and Garrus doubleteam SubZero.

    7 balls, two exposed nipples, tons of blue biotic glow.

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    For some reason I find the idea that he wants to double-team Subject Zero with Kaiden a little unsettling...

    I dont know why

    because kaiden is too touchy feely to be shared

    only you understand him

    Nuzak on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    For some reason I find the idea that he wants to double-team Subject Zero with Kaiden a little unsettling...

    I dont know why

    ...Meh, compared to the other stuff you hear in the ME threads, that's smalltime.
    He wants to watch while Wrex and Garrus doubleteam SubZero.

    7 balls, two exposed nipples, tons of blue biotic glow.

    50 bucks says there's a fanfic about that very situation somewhere on the internet already.

    Buttcleft on
    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There is one woman too many in that to be a fanfic unless she's also a hermaphrodite. Now that would be a hell of a plot twist.

    Strikor on
    I was killing Thresher Maws on foot before I knew it was a Krogan rite of passage.
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nah. Tits McGee is the hermaphrodite.

    SubZ is actually a Geth. With interchangeable parts.

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'll be honest with you, though, my good guy Shepard is totally going to hit that.

    Dashui on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anticipation of PG-13 rated Video Game Banging...good times..good times :D

    Egos on
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    Anticipation of PG-13 rated Video Game Banging...good times..good times :D

    And with Crazy Natalie, it looks like angry rough sex! Hell yeah!

    Dashui on
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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just hope Sub Zero matches Sub Zero of MK fame in creative brutality

    edit that union of posts is unfortunate

    Robman on
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    I just hope Sub Zero matches Sub Zero of MK fame in creative brutality

    edit that union of posts is unfortunate

    Hmm...I wonder if biotics will play a part in strategic dismemberment...

    Dragkonias on
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dashui wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    Anticipation of PG-13 rated Video Game Banging...good times..good times :D

    And with Crazy Natalie, it looks like angry rough sex! Hell yeah!
    Angry, rough, biotically powered public sex if we're lucky.

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mass Effect 2: High Voltage

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shepard has to have sex with every female character in public- to SAVE HIS LIFE!

    Egos on
  • JucJuc Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Darlan wrote: »
    My apologies to juc if I've come off as a little too brash or anything, I respect Bioware a lot as a developer. Still, being told to wait to buy the game to see what it's like, even in terms of tone, isn't very encouraging.

    Eh, no worries, I'm not at all offended.

    If you want to see what the game is like, without any marketing goggles getting in the way (they're like beer goggles but made of money), find some sites or magazines that have staff who have the same view of games as you do, and check out their previews / reviews of the game, or any game for that matter.

    Trailers are released to produce hype and get people interested in seeing more of the product, you should view them with a grain of salt.

    Juc on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You guys should do a preview with Rock Paper Shotgun, they are wise sages in an ocean of online filth

    Robman on
  • JucJuc Registered User
    edited September 2009
    And for what it's worth I like Subject Zero or, as I like to call her, Meat Shield.

    Juc on
  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    IN A WORLD

    FULL OF TITS

    AND ASS

    AFFLECK

    WILLIS

    AND CASEY KASEM AS GRUNT

    MASS EFFECT 2: TITS AND ASS

    SOUNDTRACK FEATURING LINKIN PARk, CRAZY TOWN, MARILYN MANSON, AND AEROSMITH

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  • CronusCronus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    You guys should do a preview with Rock Paper Shotgun, they are wise sages in an ocean of online filth

    That is an excellent description sir. I'd like to see RPS interview Taky. Specifically about Subject Zero and Shepard and Shepard and every other female in ME2. Also quads.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    IN A WORLD

    FULL OF TITS

    AND ASS

    AFFLECK

    WILLIS

    AND CASEY KASEM AS GRUNT

    MASS EFFECT 2: TITS AND ASS

    SOUNDTRACK FEATURING LINKIN PARk, CRAZY TOWN, MARILYN MANSON, AND AEROSMITH

    Ass, Titties, ass and titties.

    Ass ass titties titties ass and titties.

    Buttcleft on
    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • EddieDeanEddieDean Registered User
    edited September 2009
    My favourite part of the whole Quads meme is how the term 'Quads' was never mentioned in the actual game. It was mentioned that Krogans have four testicles, and somehow we as a culture decided that the slang term for four balls is 'Quads'. Furthermore, it's perfect.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    EddieDean wrote: »
    My favourite part of the whole Quads meme is how the term 'Quads' was never mentioned in the actual game. It was mentioned that Krogans have four testicles, and somehow we as a culture decided that the slang term for four balls is 'Quads'. Furthermore, it's perfect.

    I needed something that flowed well after Krogan, and Quads was that word

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    EddieDean wrote: »
    My favourite part of the whole Quads meme is how the term 'Quads' was never mentioned in the actual game. It was mentioned that Krogans have four testicles, and somehow we as a culture decided that the slang term for four balls is 'Quads'. Furthermore, it's perfect.

    It wasn't even mentioned that Krogans have four. Didn't they list the price for one and then quadruple it for a full set? Who is to say there isn't some bulk discount going on?

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    EddieDean wrote: »
    My favourite part of the whole Quads meme is how the term 'Quads' was never mentioned in the actual game. It was mentioned that Krogans have four testicles, and somehow we as a culture decided that the slang term for four balls is 'Quads'. Furthermore, it's perfect.

    Actually, that was my fault. I made a joke about it, and people took me more seriously than I had intended in terms of it being canonical and in the game.

    Oh, I was talked to about that at work, believe you me.
    Cronus wrote:
    That is an excellent description sir. I'd like to see RPS interview Taky.

    Or, alternately, somebody important!

    takyris on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    takyris wrote: »
    EddieDean wrote: »
    My favourite part of the whole Quads meme is how the term 'Quads' was never mentioned in the actual game. It was mentioned that Krogans have four testicles, and somehow we as a culture decided that the slang term for four balls is 'Quads'. Furthermore, it's perfect.

    Actually, that was my fault. I made a joke about it, and people took me more seriously than I had intended in terms of it being canonical and in the game.

    Oh, I was talked to about that at work, believe you me.
    Cronus wrote:
    That is an excellent description sir. I'd like to see RPS interview Taky.

    Or, alternately, somebody important!

    You are important.

    To me.. In my heart, Taky

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