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Why is shit so fragile in the Metroid continuity?
bluefoxicy
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Planet Zebes: Blows up.
Planet SR388: Exterminate entire species (fail).
Planet Zebes: Blows up AGAIN.
Chozo colony on Zebes: Leaves before planet is invaded and subsequently blown up.
Chozo colony on Talon IV: Nearly destroyed, survivors leave.
Chozo colony on Elisa: Leaves for Talon IV.
Remaining Chozo: Gets the hell out of the galaxy, possibly to avoid a complete genocide of their own race, which isn't doing so hot despite possessing the most advanced technology and societal structure (fuck you, Alimbic) in the universe and multi-planet/multi-system colonization.
AI race on Elisa: Complete genocide.
Bryyonnian race on Bryyo: Complete genocide of entire sentient race, devolved savages remain.
Luminoth: Space-faring, yet complete genocide except for about 12 in stasis plus 1 (U-Mos) left awake.
Ing: Complete genocide.
All Phazon-based life: Complete genocide.
Alimbic: Space-faring race inhabiting multiple planets, yet Complete genocide.
X-Parasite: Complete genocide.
SR388: We're back. This time, blow up the whole fucking planet. Complete genocide of everything.
What the hell?!
Planet SR388: Exterminate entire species (fail).
Planet Zebes: Blows up AGAIN.
Chozo colony on Zebes: Leaves before planet is invaded and subsequently blown up.
Chozo colony on Talon IV: Nearly destroyed, survivors leave.
Chozo colony on Elisa: Leaves for Talon IV.
Remaining Chozo: Gets the hell out of the galaxy, possibly to avoid a complete genocide of their own race, which isn't doing so hot despite possessing the most advanced technology and societal structure (fuck you, Alimbic) in the universe and multi-planet/multi-system colonization.
AI race on Elisa: Complete genocide.
Bryyonnian race on Bryyo: Complete genocide of entire sentient race, devolved savages remain.
Luminoth: Space-faring, yet complete genocide except for about 12 in stasis plus 1 (U-Mos) left awake.
Ing: Complete genocide.
All Phazon-based life: Complete genocide.
Alimbic: Space-faring race inhabiting multiple planets, yet Complete genocide.
X-Parasite: Complete genocide.
SR388: We're back. This time, blow up the whole fucking planet. Complete genocide of everything.
What the hell?!
People call me Wood Man, 'cause I always got wood.
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Careful he doesn't teabag you with his ugly nutzak.
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
It is kind of funny that every single game ends with some kind of escape with a planet or something exploding
I really need to get the redone Prime trilogy
the last scotsman is in captivity
the galaxy is finally sober
Fuck That Game.
a scotsman, he has latched onto my face in order to drain my life
somebody get his bony mandibles off me
Me either and I gave it a legit shot.
3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
Clearly lies, no one wants your life.
it beats haggis
Yeah but huge, powerful races are routinely victim to genocide. Chozo get almost totally destroyed. Multi-planet super psychic races get totally wiped out. Advanced species with space travel stay on one planet and destroy it and themselves.
kill kill kill big tits big ass kill kill
starring megan fox
Megan Fox gives me such a wettie
I don't want to stick my dick in her thumb, so it's a moot point for me.
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oh god yes
i was so scared to fight it at the end
Shut up, haggis is delicious.
I did it in 4 hours first run.