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How [chat] should have ended

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited October 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    I'm Spartacus!

    This just reminded me of a bit out of the Mark Thomas book I'm reading. It's the arresting officer giving a statement in court when he was arrested for breaching the peace by hancuffing himself to the chassis of a bus containing the board of directors of BAE Systems:
    I looked under the vehicle and saw the four defendants. "Come out," I said, to which they replied "No." I then enquired how long they intended to remain under the vehicle. "Indefinitely," was their response. I then enquired as to who was the ringleader or organiser, to which they replied "I'm Spartacus."

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Hi!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki's got a case of the Thans.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Hahaha I just got a phone call, and when I looked at the caller ID it said "U S Government".

    When the government calls you, you answer the fucking phone.

    "This is the president speaking. You are invited to the annual cookout at Camp Mary Jane."

    But you better leave her rotten crotch alone!

    I was kind of hoping it would be Robert Gates calling to tell me that my skills are needed in Iraq or Afghanistan.

    It was a reminder for an appointment at the VA.

    Hah I wonder if the VA will prescribe me some Mary Jane.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

    Mike stop making stuff up...

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FIREFIGHT

    WITH MIKEMAN

    NOW

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

    I was hoping the story behind it would be way cooler.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

    Mike stop making stuff up...
    GODDAMNIT

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

    I was hoping the story behind it would be way cooler.
    you're lucky there's even a logical progression, what with the way stoners are

    "so like... dude... you know? yeah man.... dude"

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I once met a girl who was named Mariuana.

    I smoked heeer.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elki's got a case of the Thans.

    You know what they say about the Thans.


    First you steal chats, then you have endocrine wrenching diarrhea

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wow. that was... interesting

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    weed is sometimes called mary jane, tav, because marijuana=mari juana = mari jane = mary jane

    look i know it's stupid. i don't make this shit up

    I was hoping the story behind it would be way cooler.
    you're lucky there's even a logical progression, what with the way stoners are

    "so like... dude... you know? yeah man.... dude"

    Man, getting the story straight about the origin and meaning of 420 was a fucking herculean task.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Because I was stoned, you see.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And here I was thinking I might be able to make a [chat] thread. Colour me disappointed. :(

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Because I was stoned, you see.
    I HURRRRD DAT

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And here I was thinking I might be able to make a [chat] thread. Colour me disappointed. :(

    What is the colour of disappointment?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    I can never tell which of the ice cream trucks is the one that sells drugs.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I can never tell which of the ice cream trucks is the one that sells drugs.
    the one with the driver that yells

    "N*GGA WHATCHOO NEED, WE GOT WEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And here I was thinking I might be able to make a [chat] thread. Colour me disappointed. :(

    What is the colour of disappointment?

    It's sort of like a purplish/red.

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And here I was thinking I might be able to make a [chat] thread. Colour me disappointed. :(

    What is the colour of disappointment?

    White flesh, because more women have had to say the words "Its ok honey thats just the right size" after seeing a white dude take off his pants than any other.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fixed it! Fuck yeah!

    For those keeping score at home, I had to delete all entries under HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\MountedDevices on the new drive. Thanks again to everyone who provided support, even Passer.

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    BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And here I was thinking I might be able to make a [chat] thread. Colour me disappointed. :(

    What is the colour of disappointment?

    It's sort of like a purplish/red.

    Muave. Gotta be Muave.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Two words.


    Dank


    Nugs

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    wow. that was... interesting

    It was.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I can never tell which of the ice cream trucks is the one that sells drugs.
    the one with the driver that yells

    "N*GGA WHATCHOO NEED, WE GOT WEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Every time I go to work three blocks over, people think I'm there to buy drugs. It's kind of odd being the only white dude, especially when people are making comments like "Hey yo it's like Where's Waldo"

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I can never tell which of the ice cream trucks is the one that sells drugs.

    It's the one with the jingle that sounds like Everything's Gonna Be Alright by Bob Marley.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    wow. that was... interesting

    It was.

    What was?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I can never tell which of the ice cream trucks is the one that sells drugs.
    This is easy; look at the line.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elki's got a case of the Thans.

    You know what they say about the Thans.


    First you steal chats, then you have endocrine wrenching diarrhea

    Is that why he hasn't been around lately?
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fixed it! Fuck yeah!

    For those keeping score at home, I had to delete all entries under HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\MountedDevices on the new drive. Thanks again to everyone who provided support, even Passer.

    :^: Always here to supportively blunder into situations I know nothing about.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So, any of you [chat]ters playing Aion?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    So, any of you [chat]ters playing Aion?

    All the cool kids are playing Champions.

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    BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All the cool kids are still playing warcraft, 4 years later.

    Right?

    Right?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Is that where you've been, ProfM?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    goddamn deadmau5 is fucking dull as shit

    i really don't wanna go to his concert

    ugh

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, I'd forgotten how awesome the second half of History of Sexuality, Volume II: The Use of Pleasure is.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Apparently Tazers and Stun guns are subject to the most severe category of restriction under UK law.

    It is easier to get a shotgun certificate than permission to own a stun gun.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Apparently Tazers and Stun guns are subject to the most severe category of restriction under UK law.

    It is easier to get a shotgun certificate than permission to own a stun gun.

    Seriously? And I didn't think long guns were as hard to get in the UK, or am I wrong?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Apparently Tazers and Stun guns are subject to the most severe category of restriction under UK law.

    It is easier to get a shotgun certificate than permission to own a stun gun.

    Concealment makes things a bit deadlier than they might otherwise be.

    Being able to stun someone and drag them into a van without waking up half the neighborhood...

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