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Limitations and Shortcomings
lostwords
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Guys, I have something to confess.
For close to a decade now, i've been trying to learn how to spin pencils like all the cool kids do. and no matter how hard i try, or how much practice i put in, it never works out. are my fingers just too fat?
Also, I can't whistle. i blame it on my fat tongue.
and i'm kind of an asshole
so yeah, lets celebrate our flaws and deficiencies!
For close to a decade now, i've been trying to learn how to spin pencils like all the cool kids do. and no matter how hard i try, or how much practice i put in, it never works out. are my fingers just too fat?
Also, I can't whistle. i blame it on my fat tongue.
and i'm kind of an asshole
so yeah, lets celebrate our flaws and deficiencies!
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also I am very bad at initiating conversation
Start with a weighted pen.
my thumbs bend really strangely, so it just makes a rubbing sound
so retarded
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let us build a time machine together
with it we can go back to the past and beat up all the kids who made fun of us in grade school owing to the fact that we are so much bigger and stronger than them now
I would put them all in a dumpster and push it off a mountain
apparently there is something like .00001% of the population who simply cannot form a flute embouchure no matter what they try.
Apparently I am one of those.
fortunately I think I have pretty much dealt with my fear of academic success because fuck that would have been inconvenient
also I can arch my left eyebrow but not my right
what is up with that?
I'm a bad driver.
And I'm horrible at sports. I hated gym class. Lately I've been doing the traditional geek thing of getting really dedicated about solitary kinds of exercise (running and weights) so I'm in the weird position of being "in shape" but terminally clumsy.
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Serious shortcomings... um. If I'm not very careful, I can be pretty cavalier about other people's feelings when I think they're being silly. And I think of myself as a reliable person, but secretly know that I'm not very reliable for all but a handful of people.
Also I can't throw a football worth a damn, and I can't put on eyeliner or use a curling iron. Or do that really piercing sort of whistle that some people can do.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
we are the same person!
omg
the posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
which would't be so bad if i had lacked all and any potential.
also i might be a bit of a (wellbehaved) sociopath.
I learnt to do this and the hand fart at a church camp thing when I was little
I can only do it on one side
the handfart thing I can only do right hand on top
Seriously, the dudes won't have a job, an education or any life experience, but man isn't he the best?!?
hey look at me
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No.
I am so fucking happy in that all my friends who were dating douchebags and assholes during the summer all had the balls to dump them around the same time
I have gotten very accomplished at hand farting
sometimes when I am putting on clothes and stuff my shoulder will somehow create suction with my neck and make terrible farty noises
THEY ARE IN LOVE
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
(I know an absolutely badass girl in that situation
they are buying a house together
she is 19)
look at me
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And yet, none of them live in or around the Dallas Metroplex.
*sigh*
Turns out I can only make a sort of "woosh" of air
Probably my armpits are broken
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
My brother is getting married
today
with a girl
he's known for a year
been dating a third of that year
who just got out of rehab
and they just "officially" got back together a week from tomorrow
my girlfriend had just previously dated one of those useless dudes, she's pretty happy to be with me and shows it
Mysst edit: Doing well, all things considered. I sprained my left wrist pretty bad at work last night, so my boss gave me the next two days off which will be spent on booze, food and vidya gaming.
Thank God I'm right-handed or I wouldn't get all that important masturbating done.
damn right