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October: We need Ghost stories. Lots of Ghost stories.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't care if someone catches me masturbating.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Should I repost my only creepy story

    the one I've posted in the last 3 threads of this kind we've had since 2007

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    WHOA BLACK BETTY

    BAM BA LAM

    FUCK YOUR DUMB GHOST STORIES

    BAM BA LAM

    WHOA BLACK BETTY

    BAM BA LAM

    GOOOO BLACK BETTY

    HOT WHEELS STUNT TRACK

    anjin, you are a treasure.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Read this as
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I don't care if someone catches my masturbating.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I don't care if someone catches me masturbating.

    Everybody else cares if they catch you masturbating.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I don't care if someone catches me masturbating.

    Everybody else cares if they catch you masturbating.

    Don' come in mah house then

    or go peepin' in mah windows

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sometimes I consider that we have such a large community here in SE++
    That I can't help but wonder if anybody here is really, really fucked up in the head
    Like we see their posts, maybe even converse about some topic or other
    And on the other side of that conversation is a person who wants to fuck children
    Or has killed someone
    You just never know

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Guys, one time I was exploring this cave with a friend of mine. We were caving around, and there was this weird like... hole thing. Like a hole. And we wanted to go through it, but it was too small to fit through.

    So we came back the next weekend or something, with some tools to try to widen out the hole. So we took turns all day trying to widen out the hole, and got it pretty wide, but not wide enough to fit through. Also we kept hearing weird noises.

    So we went back again the next weekend, and kept working at it and got it almost wide enough to fit through. We were pretty sure we'd be able to get it wide enough the next time we went. Also, more weird noises, or something, and we were all like "Should we go in there? Oooh, it's all scary and shit."

    So finally, the next weekend we went back with the tools again and we

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFPHo-I7mY

    what the fuck is that, even

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I don't care if someone catches me masturbating.

    Everybody else cares if they catch you masturbating.

    Don' come in mah house then

    or go peepin' in mah windows

    what kind of a world do we live in where window peepers aren't safe from catchin' people masturbatin'?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Guys, one time I was exploring this cave with a friend of mine. We were caving around, and there was this weird like... hole thing. Like a hole. And we wanted to go through it, but it was too small to fit through.

    So we came back the next weekend or something, with some tools to try to widen out the hole. So we took turns all day trying to widen out the hole, and got it pretty wide, but not wide enough to fit through. Also we kept hearing weird noises.

    So we went back again the next weekend, and kept working at it and got it almost wide enough to fit through. We were pretty sure we'd be able to get it wide enough the next time we went. Also, more weird noises, or something, and we were all like "Should we go in there? Oooh, it's all scary and shit."

    So finally, the next weekend we went back with the tools again and we
    THIS

    THIS IS MY HOLE

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    So finally, the next weekend we went back with the tools again and we

    That hole

    it wasn't made for you

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh my god Framling's not been home for weeks, I'm gonna to that cave he was messing around in.

    Ok I'm at the cave guys, god it's so creepy here. I found his backpack, it must not have fit through this tiny hole with him, I'm crawling through the tiny hole now too. This getting really scary oh god what's happe

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck you fari fuck you

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh my god Framling's not been home for weeks, I'm gonna to that cave he was messing around in.

    Ok I'm at the cave guys, god it's so creepy here. I found his backpack, it must not have fit through this tiny hole with him, I'm crawling through the tiny hole now too. This getting really scary oh god what's happe

    D:D:D:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    One time my cousin shot a cat in front of me.

    He claimed he thought it was a raccoon.

    SPOOOOOOOOOOKY

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, something about a house that eats people

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  • Delicious SteveDelicious Steve Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sometimes I consider that we have such a large community here in SE++
    That I can't help but wonder if anybody here is really, really fucked up in the head
    Like we see their posts, maybe even converse about some topic or other
    And on the other side of that conversation is a person who wants to fuck children
    Or has killed someone
    You just never know

    Projecting are we? 8-) Nobody will have to know just leave a bag of money in the public men's restroom tomorrow.

    Also, Framling's hole, I bet it's like that hole that dude found in Pitch Black.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thank god for Framling, they assigned Ted the Caver for my internet culture class and I never would have had time to read the whole thing

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    is something wrong with me that I'm not willing to confirm or deny the existence of God but I think ghosts are totally bullshit

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no, because ghosts aren't outside of and independent of our universe.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Woodroez wrote: »
    AgentofOrange wrote: »
    This one kept me up for a few nights.



    Many years ago, the walls of Japanese houses were made of thin rice paper. It was thin enough for you to see the shadow of someone on the other side, but you couldn't make out any details. Anyway, one night, John Connor was walking through a village on the way home. It was getting dark, so he stopped at a house and asked the man their if he could stay with him for the night. "Of Course," the man replied, "I don't get many visitors."

    Later that night, as John Connor was sleeping, he was woken up by a rhythmic tapping. He opened his eyes and saw the silhouette of a woman dancing (Remember, the walls are made of rice paper). He wet his finger and poked a hole through so he could have a better view. Through it, he saw a beautiful woman dancing. Her long, black hair covered one side of her face. The man wondered why the old man hadn't told him about her. He decided to take one last look through the hole. This time, all John Connor saw was a red glow and nothing else. Thinking nothing of it, the man settled into a deep sleep. The next morning, at breakfast, he asked the old man, "Who was that woman in the room beside me?"

    The old man replied, "Woman? There isn't anyone living with me. I used to have a daughter, but we couldn't find a suitor for her, as she was born with a deformity. She died in that room."

    "What was the deformity?" John Connor asked.

    "She was born with one red eye."

    Gah fuck

    that's a dumb story even as a work of fiction because a red eye wouldn't glow

    There I made it better.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ben what if God died and now he's a ghost

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    people freaking out about how disturbing the "this is my hole" story is always makes me laugh

    seriously guys, the punchline is "DUUURRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR I AM SLOWLY COMING THROUGH THIS HOLE HERE!!!! BETTER WALK AWAY NOW OTHERWISE I MAY GET YOU IN A FEW YEARS!!!"

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ghost God Starring Bill Cosby

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what if a zombie bit God and turned God into a zombie?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    fuck you fari fuck you

    muwahaha





    ps





    http://www.dionaea-house.com/

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Guys, one time I was exploring this cave with a friend of mine. We were caving around, and there was this weird like... hole thing. Like a hole. And we wanted to go through it, but it was too small to fit through.

    So we came back the next weekend or something, with some tools to try to widen out the hole. So we took turns all day trying to widen out the hole, and got it pretty wide, but not wide enough to fit through. Also we kept hearing weird noises.

    So we went back again the next weekend, and kept working at it and got it almost wide enough to fit through. We were pretty sure we'd be able to get it wide enough the next time we went. Also, more weird noises, or something, and we were all like "Should we go in there? Oooh, it's all scary and shit."

    So finally, the next weekend we went back with the tools again and we

    this is a good post

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    and what about the Holy Ghost

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    is something wrong with me that I'm not willing to confirm or deny the existence of God but I think ghosts are totally bullshit

    No because if you don't believe in God there is no reason for ghosts to exist, and if you do believe in God there's still no reason for ghosts to exist.

    Basically there is no reason for ghosts to exist.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    what if a zombie bit God and turned God into a zombie?

    28 Years Later

    starring Jim Caviezel

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    ghosts in the shell

    the turtle shell

    I mean that chocolate topping stuff that hardens when you put it on ice cream, there's ghosts inside that

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    natek wrote: »
    people freaking out about how disturbing the "this is my hole" story is always makes me laugh

    seriously guys, the punchline is "DUUURRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR I AM SLOWLY COMING THROUGH THIS HOLE HERE!!!! BETTER WALK AWAY NOW OTHERWISE I MAY GET YOU IN A FEW YEARS!!!"

    what

    people freaked out over it?

    the comic?

    but it's hilarious

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    ghosts in the shell

    the turtle shell

    I mean that chocolate topping stuff that hardens when you put it on ice cream, there's ghosts inside that

    No, ghosts just touch it when you pour it on ice cream.

    if ghosts were in it, eventually you'd end up possessed by something.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh man that jim caviezel website is fucking classy

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    is something wrong with me that I'm not willing to confirm or deny the existence of God but I think ghosts are totally bullshit

    No because if you don't believe in God there is no reason for ghosts to exist, and if you do believe in God there's still no reason for ghosts to exist.

    Basically there is no reason for ghosts to exist.

    SyFy channel would like to have a word with you, they now need a replacement for their entire Wednesday night.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    john titor was a ghost

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    ghosts in the shell

    the turtle shell

    I mean that chocolate topping stuff that hardens when you put it on ice cream, there's ghosts inside that

    No, ghosts just touch it when you pour it on ice cream.

    if ghosts were in it, eventually you'd end up possessed by something.

    yes,

    DELICIOUSNESS

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one time

    I was playing pokemans on my cousin's balcony

    then I look down at one of the streetlamps

    a shadow shoots out of its shadow at the speed of death and zooms behind the house next door

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