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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dang, I can't remember the last time I had a decent drink.

    I had a few screwdrivers before, but it was basically vodka and orange juice.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When I drink I start to hit people at random. That is why I don't drink.

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Dang, I can't remember the last time I had a decent drink.

    I had a few screwdrivers before, but it was basically vodka and orange juice.

    I like to make fancy drinks~

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Dang, I can't remember the last time I had a decent drink.

    I had a few screwdrivers before, but it was basically vodka and orange juice.

    I like to make fancy drinks~

    Chocolate milk




    on the rocks

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my friend drinks chocolate milk on the rocks

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That's a fancy way of saying she drinks Bailey's

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I entertain myself by sitting in a box and pretending i'm doing all kinds of crazy stuff

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    splat
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    J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't want to go to sleep now, This is horrific.

    I was about to post a video of what I saw, but I dunno if i'll get in trouble. Its on youtube. Basically, I just saw a video of a man who was run over and was cut in half. He was still alive for like the whole video, like 6mins mins worth of video, just poking at his organs and messing with his stomach, talking to people. His legs just out of his reach and with the rest of his intestines. OMG.

    I don't know why the fuck my friend would show me that before going to bed.

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    alcohol...

    plus boxes...

    equals:

    EveryFort.gif

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    I tried I can't D8

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    How bout one of those trimmed goatee/jawline beard combos?

    That's gotta be a few points.

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    J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have side burnz, they're like gunz mounted to my cheeks.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Doesn't count, especially if they look like the ones in your avatar.

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    J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    T3T

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    How bout one of those trimmed goatee/jawline beard combos?

    That's gotta be a few points.

    You mean like this?

    n1154730080_2953.jpg

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I HAYVE THE ZEEBLUSHES! :D:D:D

    I have all the softwares I need to be Ultimate Badass

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    I tried I can't D8
    I bet that's the worst part about being a lady; not being able to grow a beard.

    e: congrats on "THE ZEEBLUSHES"

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    Cheese.
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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I have all the softwares I need to be Ultimate Badass

    Doom 2?

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Lexxy wrote: »
    I tried I can't D8
    I bet that's the worst part about being a lady; not being able to grow a beard.

    They just need to try harder.

    Alternatively, they could eat broccoli, i hear it puts hair on your chest and... that's just as good, right?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your avatar scares me.
    It's like you're an undead hobo.

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    Cheese.
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Your avatar scares me.
    It's like you're an undead hobo witch.

    and yes.... it does.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    BOO!

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hahahaha the pumpkin

    awesome

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BOO!

    AHH!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I'm so glad you are all acting like I haven't used this avatar for the previous 2 halloweens, thus negating any need for me to update it anytime soon.

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    How bout one of those trimmed goatee/jawline beard combos?

    That's gotta be a few points.

    You mean like this?

    n1154730080_2953.jpg

    Trim the beard/goatee neatly, lose that stupid mustache, get rid of the (probable) neck hair and you're halfway there.


    I'd find a better example but my google-fu is pulling up some awful shit.

    EDIT: Also i'd like everyone to check this guy's profile out

    http://artsammich.deviantart.com/gallery/


    That is some beautiful painting and characterization skills.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm so glad you are all acting like I haven't used this avatar for the previous 2 halloweens, thus negating any need for me to update it anytime soon.

    My brain likes to overwrite useless information periodically, yes

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey guys I found a new forum game, fancy drinks:

    swanlake.jpg

    I call it Swan Lake.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so you drink the bottom portion while you are showered in fruit?

    the definition of fancy

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    How bout one of those trimmed goatee/jawline beard combos?

    That's gotta be a few points.

    You mean like this?

    n1154730080_2953.jpg

    Trim the beard/goatee neatly, lose that stupid mustache, get rid of the (probable) neck hair and you're halfway there.

    Is this the chinstrap or just a goatee you're advocating here?

    Tam on
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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I'm so glad you are all acting like I haven't used this avatar for the previous 2 halloweens, thus negating any need for me to update it anytime soon.

    My brain likes to overwrite useless information periodically, yes

    Well I guess you'll be DELIGHTED when I debut my Christmas avatar again this year!

    speaking of which, you're probably the kind of person that's perfectly happy just getting plain white socks and underwear every year, aren't you

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't need much.

    Also, I remember your Christmas avatar, for whatever reason.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You make me sick.
    Material wealth is the only wealth worth having.

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    Cheese.
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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I don't need much.

    Also, I remember your Christmas avatar, for whatever reason.

    Well, shit.

    Are you still going to remember it two months from now?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    woahh a halloween bacon

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    splat
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Drinking is for pussies. Real men grow beards for entertainment.

    How bout one of those trimmed goatee/jawline beard combos?

    That's gotta be a few points.

    You mean like this?

    beard

    Trim the beard/goatee neatly, lose that stupid mustache, get rid of the (probable) neck hair and you're halfway there.

    Is this the chinstrap or just a goatee you're advocating here?

    A little of column A, a little of column B


    I don't like a full-on chinstrap beard; makes people look douchy.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you have no mustache but you have a beard, you most likely are a douche

    unless you're Amish

    then you're a fucking badass

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    if you have no mustache but you have a beard, you most likely are a douche

    unless you're Amish

    then you're a fucking badass

    current mental image: deleted DVD scenes of Amish fighters in Master of the Flying Guillotine and/or Drunken Master 2

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