Shambler Milk enters the terrible twos [SE++ WoW]

Lord Dave

EclipsedPlanet wrote: »

Radius wrote: »

Montina, just to bring this into the eye of the populous, how's Secret Shamblers going?

I was thinking I'd start sign ups soon...maybe NOW!

SECRET SHAMBLERS
Guildie Gift Exchange

We follow the same basic rules as Secret Satans (i.e. no spending limits, beware international shippings, if you fail to send something after signing up I will cut you)

Sign up by emailing the following information to secretshamblers@gmail.com
Your Forum Name
Your Shambler Name(s)
Your Real Name (essential or else the post office will throw your package straight in the toilet and you will be sad)
Your Address
Brief guidelines optional: mention if you're alright with NSFW stuff, your wishlist, your t-shirt size, or maybe what consoles you own...

Deadline: Nov. 14th. I'll send out the info Nov. 15th. Try and make sure your secret Shambler gets their gifts by Dec. 25.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Last year:

I made special ornaments for everyone who signed up:









Stockings and candy yay:





My gift to Kyira:

HELLO WE ARE HORDE on Cho'gall!
<Shambler Milk> is the place to come if you'd like to play with SE++ers.

Raid Info!

Download MilkGlass! It is required for raids!


25 man raids Wednesdays/Mondays 8PM server/9PM EST/6PM PDT[/CENTER]



The current list of guild members by forum name:

Officer Types Who Hate You:

Lord Dave - Mirren/Menazee - Mage/Paladin - Queen of the Guild
EclipsedPlanet - Montina - Paladin - Consort
Ranlin - Alendra/Celin/Lameyalls - Druid/DK/Hunter
Radius - Kyira/Riesz/Zeora - Rogue/DK/Mage
Metacortex - Metacortex/Intersect/Nobarg - Rogue/Priest/Warrior
Bogey - ******** - Paladin

Raiders:

Aburnflags - Vilmon - Paladin
babyeatingjesus - Wubblewoo - Paladin
Balefuego - Baledar - shaman
Blankspace - Blankasaurus - Hunter
Bucketman- Skragg/Aurvandil - Warrior/Shaman
captaink - Knut - Shaman
GRMike - Borrock - Pally
Javen - Javen - Rogue
Joah - Chatturgha - Shaman
Kusuguttai - Kusu - Warlock
Linksville - Franksville/Farthington - Druid/Paladin
Meissnerd - Wabon - Priest
Mitten - Cless/Fallchild - Priest/Druid
Nikolai - Higgins - Death Knight
Rhylith - Rhylith - Shaman
SA - Revash/Ambrose - Warlock/Death Knight
Satansfingers - Satans - Paladin
Scosglen - Barnago - Warlock
tsplitter - Rasmius - Warrior
WhiskeyBiznass - Gwency - Rogue
Zombies - Perun - Mage
MistressJulenne - Julanna - Priest
Drool - Remmos - Baby with a beard
Beavotron - Alyxandria - Does arts
Dys - Dystopian - Enhance Shaman
Fallout - TOMCRUISE - DK
An Assload of Beavo's Friends - Various - Various
Shifty Fister - I forget - I forget
slow - NSFW - Rogue
animal companion - Xenomortis - I think he's a rogue?
Manifest - Manif - Paladin
makershot - Rubenesque - Shaman
Ruer - Mintaka - Warrior
Frylockholmes - Valikriss/Touchstone/Uskglass - Warrior/Paladin/Mage
Dragonicity - Toxicitie - Priest
Belruen - Belruen - Priest
Biske - Laurrie - Rogue
Preachermeat - Krythlynn - Paladin

Stinky Fagmos:
The Geebs that is a Mod - Vonne - Priest

Babbies:

Callius - Callius - Paladin
Callius's Lady Friend - Sisperia - Hunter
DeaconBlues - Normanus - Priest
Langly - Missmolly - Death Knight
Omegasquash - Omegasquash - Paladin
That Dave Fella - Dafella - Shaman
Ryadic - Ryadic - Ryadic
Goose! - Banta - Warlock
Dely - Delyapple - Trade troller

Along with all the friends and families of Shamblers.

MISSING:
Derrick - ??? - ???

Past Shamblers Who Have Disappeared Or Ragequit:
futility - Shekhina - Hunter
SkankPlaya - Vaklempt/Schmeckle - Warlock/Paladin
Fandyien - Fandyien - Priest
World as Myth - Yosephine - Rogue
Captain Cthulu - Naporeon - Paladin
Neville - Nevga - DK
SithDrummer - Arkjin - Hunter
Hoodie - Avataar - Hunter
Aslan - Pysek - Mage
Manif's boyfriend - Syarra - Priest
Manif's other boyfriend - Gorgrah - Warrior
Stale - angrycripple - Priest
Sara Lynn - Odella - Rogue
Owenashi - Kaziel - Warrior
Ranx - Vamrithis - Priest
Backwards - Sdraw - Mage
Centipede - Ravkaras - warlock
Roahgnar - Anjin-San - Warrior
Jes is a - jessaissa - Mage

Want to be on that list? Send a tell to any of the guild members online and we'll be able to invite you.
Friends and family are more than welcome, too.

Try this to make your Vent a happier place!

robothero wrote: »

Every guild's Ventrilo has the one person who talks way too loud (usually a young and/or drunk person) and the one person who talks way too quietly (usually the raid leader, main healer, main tank, or someone else totally vital to the raid.) But luckily for us, Thrux of Darkspear has come up with a handy guide to normalize everyone's voice on Vent:

Go to Setup
Enable Direct Sound
Select the SFX Button
Select Compressor and click Add.
Under Compressor Properties use the following settings:
Gain = Adjust for how loud you want people to be. (I use 15)
Attack = 0.01
Release = Around 500
Threshold = Around -30
Ratio = 100
Pre delay = 4.0
Done!
Thrux explains exactly what each of the settings does in his post, but I've found that his recommendations work pretty well. I've been using them myself, and Vent is altogether a more pleasant and quiet place. Now if there were only settings to get rid of the "I'm so high" dude ...

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=112501444&sid=1

Here are Heigan dance lessons, watch this if you have not done Naxx before or if you still don't know how the fight works or you will die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-msjvccLB8&fmt=18

[Boss Fights] Kill some mans

Razorscale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21xBLPTuUU

Ignis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp50gUCAqwc

Flexo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcFWPUBpr4

Kologarn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSkUlEvZdww

Iron council

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPyfOnf18g

Cat Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j21Fa6gpSug

Hodir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TcxJY1VQw

Thorim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4__jtI--N0

Freya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2ZOf3CkKA

Bastard Gnome Robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjecQKcGuD4

Vezax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtuX42laVLw

Some old god or something I dunno.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFyaloBG7SI

[Professions] Something need doing?

Enchanters:
- Revash
- Metacortex
- Cless
- Perun
- Riesz

Jewelcrafters:
- Shekhina
- Baledar
- Riesz
- Blankasaurus

Tailors:
- Revash
- Vaklempt
- Kusu
- Perun
- Intersect

Leatherworkers:
- Javen
- Alendra
- Blankasaurus

Blacksmiths:
- Skragg
- Valikriss
- Rasmius
- Mintaka
- Nobarg

Alchemists:
- Mirren (Elixir)
- Wabon (Elixir)
- Kusu
- Zeora (Potion)
- Aurvandil (Elixir)

Inscribers:
Intersect
Penni

Minor Glyphs:
Glyph of the Wild
Glyph of Scare Beast
Glyph of Blessing of Might
Glyph of Blurred Speed
Glyph of Kilrogg
Glyph of Thunder Clap
Glyph of Lay On Hands
Glyph of Levitate
Glyph of Horn of Winter
Glyph of Pick Pocket
Glyph of the Wise
Glyph of Shackle Undead
Glyph of Raise Dead
Glyph of Astral Recall
Glyph of Ghost Wolf
Glyph of Pestilence
Glyph of Blessing of Wisdom
Glyph of Enduring Victory
Glyph of Possessed Strength
Glyph of Dash
Glyph of Mocking Blow
Glyph of Unending Breath
Glyph of Drain Soul
Glyph of Frost Ward
Glyph of Arcane Intellect
Glyph of Enslave Demon
Glyph of Frost Armor
Glyph of Challenging Roar
Glyph of Souls
Glyph of Vanish
Glyph of Death's Embrace
Glyph of Fortitude
Glyph of Blood Tap
Glyph of the Penguin
Glyph of Water Walking
Glyph of Fire Ward
Glyph of Revive Pet
Glyph of Shadow Fiend
Glyph of the Pack
Glyph of Shadow Protection
Glyph of Thorns
Glyph of Aquatic Form
Glyph of Pick Lock

Discovered Major Glyphs:
Glyph of Bestial Wrath
Glyph of Hammer of Wrath
Glyph of Earth Shock
Glyph of Mind Soothe (Shadow)
Glyph of Growl
Glyph of Trueshot Aura
Glyph of Seal of Blood
Glyph of Prayer of Healing
Glyph of Frostfire
Glyph of Rune Strike
Glyph of Avenger's Shield
Glyph of Deadly Throw
Glyph of Molten Armor
Glyph of Chain Heal
Glyph of Fireball
Glyph of Preparation
Glyph of Blade Flurry
Glyph of Aspect of the Beast
Glyph of Blood Thirst
Glyph of Dark Command
Glyph of Spirit of Redemption

[Raid Progression] I don't have any of our raid screenshots, so until I can track them down, I present to you our guild leader, Lord Dave.

[Picture Gallery] Shambler glory days.

25 mans are easy

Kara is easy too

The gallery is for loading and unloading of T4 only

Sexy power ranger gloves

More like Prince Puss

God we're pretty

Alright, done with that, now what? 20-mans!

hey don't touch the

gong

I guess this guy was a god or something I don't know he's dead now

Also 3 chests and dead Zul'jin but I don't have pictures of that at work so suck it

Here is how Recruit-A-Friend works. It's all very well described on the WoW site, so quit being confused illiterate dummmies:
Account B is created, referencing Account A as the recruiter.
Any same-level characters on accounts A and B get triple XP when they are together (before 60).
For every 2 levels earned by a character on Account B, that character can grant a free whole entire level to any lower-level character on Account A.
Also any character on A can summon any character on B once per hour, and vice versa.
Any more questions should be directed to learn to read.
Results below.

Wachong!

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Dragonicity

I'm gonna throw a tantrum, RIIIIGHT NOOOOW!

Metacortex

It seems my backing up of the OP was unnecessary.

Crisis averted.

Lord Dave

I was waiting in the wings
Then I got antsy and PM'd a mod

Naphtali

I'd actually be interested to hear what that Paladin healing stratgery you mentioned about on the last page Dave. I stopped healing on my pally after the Surge of Light change because I felt too slow being able to crank out big heals in a crisis (stopping on the pally was before they added Aura Mastery and Divine Sacrifice cooldowns too).

Also, can I get added to the raider list in the OP?

Dsmart

Sure glad I quit WoW before I had to learn how to do some faggot dance!

GRMike

The hegian dance is your chance to do the hump.

Lord Dave

Naphtali wrote: »

I'd actually be interested to hear what that Paladin healing stratgery you mentioned about on the last page Dave. I stopped healing on my pally after the Surge of Light change because I felt too slow being able to crank out big heals in a crisis (stopping on the pally was before they added Aura Mastery and Divine Sacrifice cooldowns too).

Also, can I get added to the raider list in the OP?

I'm not very good at actually putting it into practice, but I know all the mechanics, and I want to help her make sure she's handling all the bajillions of things Paladins need to track now.

1.) Judge at least once a minute for 15% haste
2.) Refresh Beacon
3.) Holy Light at least once every 15 seconds to keep the base cast time at 2 seconds
4.) Keep Sacred Shield up
5.) Keep Flash of Light HoT up
6.) Holy Shock effectively
7.) Divine Illumination, Divine Favor, Divine Plea
8.) Don't go OOM

Lord Dave

Dsmart wrote: »

Sure glad I quit WoW before I had to learn how to do some faggot dance!

hur hur big man on the internet quit the game 3 years ago and still postin' in the thread

Nikolai

Lord Dave wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

I'd actually be interested to hear what that Paladin healing stratgery you mentioned about on the last page Dave. I stopped healing on my pally after the Surge of Light change because I felt too slow being able to crank out big heals in a crisis (stopping on the pally was before they added Aura Mastery and Divine Sacrifice cooldowns too).

Also, can I get added to the raider list in the OP?

I'm not very good at actually putting it into practice, but I know all the mechanics, and I want to help her make sure she's handling all the bajillions of things Paladins need to track now.

1.) Heal Higgins
2.) Heal Higgins
3.) Heal Higgins
4.) Heal Higgins
5.) Heal Higgins
6.) Holy Shock effectively
7.) DI Higgins
8.) Don't go OOM

Javen

I'm not gonna be there tonight.

Munkus Beaver

Lord Dave wrote: »

Dsmart wrote: »

Sure glad I quit WoW before I had to learn how to do some faggot dance!

hur hur big man on the internet quit the game 3 years ago and still postin' in the thread

A big man on the internet? Can I have your autograph

Lord Dave

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

Dsmart wrote: »

Sure glad I quit WoW before I had to learn how to do some faggot dance!

hur hur big man on the internet quit the game 3 years ago and still postin' in the thread

A big man on the internet? Can I have your autograph

giving out autographs for free devalues all the autographs I've already given

Metacortex

Undercutting your scribblings all up ins.

Munkus Beaver

Lord Dave wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

Dsmart wrote: »

Sure glad I quit WoW before I had to learn how to do some faggot dance!

hur hur big man on the internet quit the game 3 years ago and still postin' in the thread

A big man on the internet? Can I have your autograph

giving out autographs for free devalues all the autographs I've already given

Psh I'll just get a torrent of your autographs then

Javen

So apparently the T10 bonuses are all legit, but they are asking for feedback and will likely change based on PTR numbers.

Metacortex

30 energy swing for TotT is just delicious.

Munkus Beaver

The feral tanking bonus is retarded.

Basically, all the tanking bonuses are retarded.

But the feral one especially.

Javen

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

The feral tanking bonus is retarded.

Basically, all the tanking bonuses are retarded.

But the feral one especially.

Extra tank cooldowns are retarded?

Weird!

Javen

Metacortex wrote: »

30 energy swing for TotT is just delicious.

Apparently ruptureless rotations are becoming the new thing in BiS gear, so I've been throwing around the idea of glyphing for tricks anyway.

This just makes it all the more sexy

Rinder

This thread reminded me of our 5th year anniversary coming up.
The shaman bonuses seem pretty good. Glad to see them varying bonuses up a bit.

Munkus Beaver

Javen wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

The feral tanking bonus is retarded.

Basically, all the tanking bonuses are retarded.

But the feral one especially.

Extra tank cooldowns are retarded?

Weird!

They are retardedly good.

Metacortex

I tried a ruptureless rotation on the heroic dummy(not the greatest test environment) against a rupture one and rupture came out about 200dps ahead.

Wish there was a reliable way to test it. The spreadsheet I have currently has a ruptureless option, but it doesn't seem to do anything.

It would be nice to switch as you'd be able to get fleet footed.

Javen

Metacortex wrote: »

I tried a ruptureless rotation on the heroic dummy(not the greatest test environment) against a rupture one and rupture came out about 200dps ahead.

Wish there was a reliable way to test it. The spreadsheet I have currently has a ruptureless option, but it doesn't seem to do anything.

It would be nice to switch as you'd be able to get fleet footed.

I think it relies on you having a certain amount of arpen for combat and attack power for Mutilate to cover the damage. Also it was foolish to do so anytime before 3.2 because of the 4P T8 bonus.

I'll likely spec back into fleet footed for 3.3 anyway since every fucking boss is going to be undead.

Cilla Black

Feel kind of sorry for hunters. I mean their 4 piece is a solid dps increase, but it's sort of boring compared to most of the others.

Dys

Really hoping my bonuses don't wind up getting nerfed, I get a 15 second 12% damage buff once a minute.

Andrew Ryan

I don't like the mage bonuses.

2 piece forces mages to pop all cooldowns at the same time, and I like mirror image for it's threat dropping ability.

4 piece is like a gimped version of the warlock's 4 piece.

Naphtali

Lord Dave wrote: »

I'm not very good at actually putting it into practice, but I know all the mechanics, and I want to help her make sure she's handling all the bajillions of things Paladins need to track now.

1.) Judge at least once a minute for 15% haste
2.) Refresh Beacon
3.) Holy Light at least once every 15 seconds to keep the base cast time at 2 seconds
4.) Keep Sacred Shield up
5.) Keep Flash of Light HoT up
6.) Holy Shock effectively
7.) Divine Illumination, Divine Favor, Divine Plea
8.) Don't go OOM

Yeah that's right on the money. Using a timer mod to track SS & Beacon durations helps tremendously too.

Also, Avenging Wrath for "oh shit bring the heals" time is great too.

Fallout

birthday?

GASP

Krentz

Hey guys I play WoW but I complain constantly about every change announced ever. Can I post in here?

Cilla Black

Nah you're looking for the official forums.

animal companion

Krentz wrote: »

Hey guys I play WoW but I constantly link every change ever. Can I post in here?

alt kaziel joke

Krentz wrote: »

Hey guys I play WoW but I constantly axe

satansfingers

Naphtali wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

I'm not very good at actually putting it into practice, but I know all the mechanics, and I want to help her make sure she's handling all the bajillions of things Paladins need to track now.

1.) Judge at least once a minute for 15% haste
2.) Refresh Beacon
3.) Holy Light at least once every 15 seconds to keep the base cast time at 2 seconds
4.) Keep Sacred Shield up
5.) Keep Flash of Light HoT up
6.) Holy Shock effectively
7.) Divine Illumination, Divine Favor, Divine Plea
8.) Don't go OOM

Yeah that's right on the money. Using a timer mod to track SS & Beacon durations helps tremendously too.

Also, Avenging Wrath for "oh shit bring the heals" time is great too.

you will always need to bubble less than 30 seconds after doing this

ALWAYS

satansfingers

oh and yeah obviously DI higgins

that is important

unless he's already dead, then DI the other paladin

futility

DI mages first
and BOP rogues and watch them frustratedly complain about their dps

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Fuck that, I'm bubble-hearthing!

That Dave Fella

Andrew Ryan wrote: »

I don't like the mage bonuses.

2 piece forces mages to pop all cooldowns at the same time, and I like mirror image for it's threat dropping ability.

4 piece is like a gimped version of the warlock's 4 piece.

except it's not really because missile barrage and hot streak go off all the goddamn time and it's guaranteed when they go off

locks get a 15% chance per tick, yeh it's less time on the haste for mages but in the time you cast the spell that benefits you'll have a new buff again so it all balances out

Balefuego

satansfingers wrote: »

oh and yeah obviously DI higgins

that is important

unless he's already dead, then DI the other paladin

the correct answer is DI Bale right underneath the bosses' feet

Naphtali

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Fuck that, I'm bubble-hearthing!

The greatest skill in the paladin's arsenal.

Lord Dave

My favorite is still the Tier 8 4-piece.
I miss it.

Andrew Ryan

That Dave Fella wrote: »

Andrew Ryan wrote: »

I don't like the mage bonuses.

2 piece forces mages to pop all cooldowns at the same time, and I like mirror image for it's threat dropping ability.

4 piece is like a gimped version of the warlock's 4 piece.

except it's not really because missile barrage and hot streak go off all the goddamn time and it's guaranteed when they go off

locks get a 15% chance per tick, yeh it's less time on the haste for mages but in the time you cast the spell that benefits you'll have a new buff again so it all balances out

It's changed now, and now I have no complaints about it.