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Converting to Judiasm

TiBTiB Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
I hope this isn't too sensitive of a topic.

For the past half a year or so I have been seriously considering converting from Lutheran to Judaism.

My family has never been very religious or devout. Just all around good people, but not too interesting in scripture and all that. I have fallen into such things myself these past few years. I'm not the type to push my faith on others, it's always been something just for me. But over the past year I have found myself relating more and more to the Jewish faith. It's practices, rituals, and history are just something that... I don't know... it just feels right for ME.

But the idea of converting is scary. Has any one here done it?


Edit: Damn it all I just realized I typoed "Judaism"

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  • NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's an interesting thought process, to say the least.

    There's the big question, of course, when converting from a Christian denomination to Judaism - that of the nature of the Big Guy, or more specifically, whether or not He had a son, and the son was crucified to absolve us of Original Sin.

    In the only philosophy class I ever took in college - I forget its actual name, but essentially Religion 101, just about all of it was crap, spending way too much time trying to unify all the world's religions under one monoculture. When each of the Abraham-based religions have distinct "our god is the Only God" verses (10 Commandments, John 3:16 to an extent, the Koran's Ali-I'mran, verse 18), to suggest that people can legitimately say "there are multiple paths to Heaven" and still be following scripture is asinine.

    Which, yeah, I can see why you might be unnerved by the whole thing. Even lapsed Christians/Jews/Muslims can feel a wary sense about the other religions. They're just similar enough to be familiar, but what if the scriptures of one religion are, down to the line, 100% correct? And you choose the wrong one?

    It's scary stuff when you get into that headspace. Even if it's just the structure of the faith's traditions that you enjoy, you're still, in a sense, choosing your God. (Though, apparently, if Christianity is the "correct" choice, in Revelations you'll still get a second chance via a ticket to the 144,000 Jews-to-Heaven sweepstakes).

    I don't mean to make light of your decision. I've started becoming more and more Agnostic over the years, and though my foundation is largely Christian-oriented, I've studied the Islamic faith for going on 8 years (for the obvious reason) and have come to really respect the Five Pillars of Islam, and many of its traditions and customs. I don't think I'll ever convert, but hey, maybe I'll take a trip to Mecca and see what happens.

    So I guess my advice here is if it's the traditions and the family structure you enjoy, and the faith itself is secondary, then go to what speaks to you. (If it's Hasidic Judaism, then, well, good luck on being a casual Hasidic.)

    But if the faith is a big question mark in your head, I can only give you this - a while back, I came to the realization that all scriptures are written by men, and men are flawed. Therefore, the scriptures are flawed. (Islam actually addresses this; there are claims that the Hebrews were the chosen people of God, but they screwed up the translation of His word, and God moved on to Mohammed.)

    I don't know. When the scriptures were written, hell, even when the Book of Mormon was written, I don't think anyone had in mind the idea of instant global communication, instant 24/7 information and thousands if not millions of different interpretations simultaneously.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    right so on scriptures. I don't follow them word for word. Perhaps I should have put it a different way?

    It's not that I don't believe in Jesus, just that I find a distinct calling to the Jewish faith.

    Is that weird?

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  • NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    These days, it's hard to reconcile the Jewish faith with the basic tenet of Christianity - that Jesus Christ is the Son of God (Judaism's YHWH), and He died to absolve everyone of Original Sin. (Whole lotta capitalization going on up in here.)

    "The Passion of the Jew" episode of South Park gives a nice microcosm (as they've been wont to do lately) of this. I'm actually not kidding, either - humor aside, Stone and Parker were really good about showing how religious people can devolve into groupthink about this particular matter.

    Even though Christ told the disciples This Is Supposed To Happen, and it happened as planned according to the Gospels, Christianity has a difficulty moving past the idea that the world at one point had a savior, had a God on Earth, and the Jewish leaders turned Him over to the Romans to be crucified.

    So, while the Jewish faith certainly doesn't condone what happened with Christ - it's just one of a thousand stories where human beings chosen by God still acted like, well, human beings - they also don't accept him as a savior. They're still waiting on that Messiah that Christianity claims already came and went, and is supposed to come back at a to-be-determined time and place.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I honestly have no fucking clue on the whole DID HE GET HERE YET?

    Which is why it is like "HOly crap i could be picking seomthing else and be "WRONG"... but I could already be in something that is "WRONG"..."

    So why not go with what feels "right"

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    TiB wrote: »
    right so on scriptures. I don't follow them word for word. Perhaps I should have put it a different way?

    It's not that I don't believe in Jesus, just that I find a distinct calling to the Jewish faith.

    Is that weird?

    I don't know about weird, but you might want to look into whether or not that would exclude you. From a quick google, converts are certainly expected to "accept Judaism to the exclusion of all other faiths and practices", so I'd imagine you'd have a hard time convincing the religious court that you were worthy if you're going to continuing believing stuff from another religion.

    It'd be a bit like a Red Sox fan wearing Yankees underwear.

    (Note: I know as much about Judaism as I do about baseball).

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't know about weird, but you might want to look into whether or not that would exclude you. From a quick google, converts are certainly expected to "accept Judaism to the exclusion of all other faiths and practices", so I'd imagine you'd have a hard time convincing the religious court that you were worthy if you're going to continuing believing stuff from another religion.

    I agree. OP, becoming Jewish would ABSOLUTELY entail rejecting Jesus and the triune god. In the Jewish faith, Jesus was nothing but a man. A wise and compassionate man perhaps but also a rebel and a blasphemer.

    There are plenty of things that are sorta optional about Judaism (although the books say a lot of them really aren't supposed to be, but hey, we live in America where temple gets in the way of football pre-games).... that's not one of them. If you believe in Jesus of Nazereth, you're not Jewish, you're SOME denomination of Christian.

    That's really not a reconcilable difference.

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  • NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean, if I were to take the simple, semi-condescending Agnostic route, then I'd just say "go with what feels right."

    But I think that shows a lack of understanding of these religions. I mean, let's face it, Christianity and Islam both state clearly - don't believe in our god? You go to hell and you stay there. Period. I'm totally fine with throwing my own personal soul about like it ain't no thing, but even with something I'm not sure exists, I wouldn't just say "go with what feels right" regarding another person's eternal soul.

    After all, sex without a condom sure feels right when you're doing it - less so when it starts burning when you pee.

    Judaism seems particularly more forgiving with the concept of Gehenna, which is essentially a waystation for all souls, and those who were not in alignment with God remain there longer because they require more purification before ascending. However, that belief seems to be contradicted by Daniel 12:2, "And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, Some to everlasting life, Some to shame and everlasting contempt."

    I would say, if you read the Book of John and believe it wholeheartedly, you're Christian. (The Book of John is the only book in the Gospel that proclaims Christ as the Son of God. It's also the one book of the Gospel that no Bible scholar can agree upon - even the scholars that are Christian.) If you believe Jesus was a wonderful teacher and philosopher who just was the victim of a group of intolerant faith elders, then you can safely convert.

    I mean, the critical component of any religion is belief. Some say it's the only component. If you believe in their worldview and eternal views, then you're a person of that faith.

    A leap of faith from no religion ---> a religion is scary enough. Leaping from one religion to another? That's another animal.

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Okay, my mom converted to Judaism, so I do have some experience with this. She grew up Presbyterian, and like a lot of people, she eventually stopped believing in what they told her in Sunday school -- but in her case, instead of becoming an atheist or agnostic, she was fine with God but just couldn't buy the whole Jesus thing.

    The first thing you have to do, if you're interested in this, is study. You won't know if it's right for you unless you know something about the religion. Read on your own, and then find a rabbi nearby (if you live near a college, I'd recommend the local Hillel, which is a Jewish organization that has chapters on most campuses. College rabbis are invariably friendly and good with young people.) Talk to him/her about converting, and you'll probably have regular meetings and study sessions culminating in an official conversion. If you're a guy, you may have to get circumcised -- I don't know much about this, so check!

    What should you read?

    Well, you want to get familiar with Jewish scriptures. Five books of Moses + prophets + writings (i.e. psalms, Ecclesiastes.) Not cover to cover, necessarily, but enough not to have glaring holes. If you can, find a translation designed for Jews because it's not quite the same as the King James or New Standard Version -- the standard is the Hertz.

    Good, if stodgy introduction to what Jews do and believe: To Be a Jew, by Hayim Donin. (No, in real life you might not be this observant, but you certainly want to know what the observances are.)
    Scholarly introduction to the main Jewish texts: Back to the Sources, by Barry Holtz.
    That's what comes to mind at the moment. More knowledgeable people will recommend more.
    Talmud is daunting as hell and you don't need to get into it, but there's a little section called Pirkei Avot that is accessible and very worth reading. It's just a collection of short, deep ethical aphorisms. See if you can find a decent translation. It's a good distillation, I believe, of what really matters.

    A cultural note: Jews are not like Christians when it comes to religion. My Christian friends want to share their religion with everybody -- "Come to Bible Study, it's fun!" Some of them even consider it a success if they bring someone new to Christ. Jews don't do that so much. They won't force their religion on you, which is nice, but they also tend to be guarded about letting people in. Even I have a little creeped-out feeling if non-Jews are watching me pray. That's why I'm hammering home that you have to read so much. You'll be more accepted as serious if you know what you're talking about.

    Also -- don't be a Jew for Jesus.
    Seriously, man.
    They're creepy.
    If you believe Jesus is the son of God, then you're a Christian. Which is awesome too. It's the deceptive quality of the Jews for Jesus thing that's disturbing.

    Good luck, and keep asking questions.

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  • RikRik Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Have you been circumcised? Judaism requires the Hebrew Cut!

    In other news, make sure your area has a good number of butcher shops offering halal meats.

    Shalom!

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You really need to talk to a Rabbi about this. It doesn't sound like you really understand Judaism and it's core beliefs as opposed to what you want/think they are.

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You really need to talk to a Rabbi about this. It doesn't sound like you really understand Judaism and it's core beliefs as opposed to what you want/think they are.

    This, completely.

    As a warning, it's a tradition that a rabbi reject a potentially convert at least three times. Don't be alarmed if the rabbi acts cool towards you at first.

    After that, you definitely get into the nuts and bolts of what is going on. There's a lot of things in Judaism that probably will seem very weird (and it is, even for those inside the faith) and you'll have to make a decision on whether you can accept it.

    Keep in mind that there are effectively four different "strengths," or sects, of Judaism. On one end is Reform, which is more of a modern interpretation, and on the other end is Orthodox which is a much more conservative and traditionally interpretation.


    But yes, talk to a rabbi.

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  • EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think that's the easiest way, since it's such a personal decision. Find a non-Orthodox temple, go in on saturday and see what happens -- just be quiet and in the back. And then see if you can talk to the rabbi or ask someone who looks friendly when you could meet with the rabbi.

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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I suppose it comes down to two questions for you, TiB. First, do you know what Judaism is, what it believes about the world, God, humanity in general, God's relationship with the Jewish people in particular, the law, and the rest? And, if so, do you genuinely believe it?

    If the answers to both of these questions is "yes," then yeah. Convert. Act on your beliefs.

    If the answer to any one of those question is "no," then no. Don't convert. If you're interested in Judaism and don't understand it, get to know it before converting. If you've done a bunch of research on Judaism and understand it, but don't really believe in it, then you have no business converting.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can't believe nobody has suggested this yet, but there are congregations called Jewish Christian Churches. They have a Jewish service but believe Christ was the Son of God.

    I've been to a couple of services myself (I'm a Lutheran) and they really are beautiful, especially the music. So it seems like that may be a "best of both worlds" scenario for you if you really like the Old Testament aesthetic but don't necessarily want to give up on Jesus. I don't think these particular congregations would find it difficult to reconcile their Judaism with Christ; the Jews who followed Jesus back in the day certainly didn't.

    Some resources:

    Wikipedia

    Jews For Jesus

    And I would recommend attempting to locate a Jewish/Christian synagogue nearby for you to attend one week.

    Hope this is helpful info!

    EDIT:

    Just so we're clear, this is the post that brought me to this conclusion:
    TiB wrote: »
    right so on scriptures. I don't follow them word for word. Perhaps I should have put it a different way?

    It's not that I don't believe in Jesus, just that I find a distinct calling to the Jewish faith.

    Is that weird?

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A married couple that are friends of mine did this. Be prepared: it's a long, long, long, LONG process. It's nothing like converting to Christianity ("do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" "Yes." "Great! Punch and cookies are over there."). It took my friends close to three years to do it, and they didn't exactly slack off. Not only is Judaism a system of religious beliefs, it's a very, very deep and old culture all its own. To truly be a Jew, you need to not only accept both, you need to be fully versed in both. As said before, the first step is to talk to a Rabbi, and he'll get you started on a course of study.

    As far as not following the scriptures word for work... Judaism does hold them dear, but the fun thing about them is that they have a long and proud tradition of constantly debating what they mean. So you're not automatically excluded if you don't believe any given interpretation.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    A married couple that are friends of mine did this. Be prepared: it's a long, long, long, LONG process. It's nothing like converting to Christianity ("do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" "Yes." "Great! Punch and cookies are over there."). It took my friends close to three years to do it, and they didn't exactly slack off. Not only is Judaism a system of religious beliefs, it's a very, very deep and old culture all its own. To truly be a Jew, you need to not only accept both, you need to be fully versed in both. As said before, the first step is to talk to a Rabbi, and he'll get you started on a course of study.

    As far as not following the scriptures word for work... Judaism does hold them dear, but the fun thing about them is that they have a long and proud tradition of constantly debating what they mean. So you're not automatically excluded if you don't believe any given interpretation.

    Yeah, this, basically. I don't know if a Jewish Christian church will hold you to the same high standard, but if you truly want to be immersed in Judaism you should go into this expecting to receive some serious education about the culture and religion.

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm with Melks.
    You do not want to convert to a religion you don't believe in.
    Conversion is hard. You'll run into people who treat you weird for being a convert. There will be interminable awkwardness. Only do this if you really want to.

    Also, if you're skeptical about things, I'd say take your skepticism seriously. Whether the answers you find are religious or not, you'll be better off if you don't shortchange your intellect. Jews, in my experience, are pretty good about entertaining questions and debate, so don't consider doubt a dealbreaker.

    No offense to Josh, but I think "Jewish Christian Churches" are deceptive and not a good idea. Jewish rituals aren't just fun things to do -- they actually have symbolic connections to a set of beliefs. I wouldn't eat a communion wafer just because it looked tasty.

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  • Grid SystemGrid System Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Also -- don't be a Jew for Jesus.
    Seriously, man.
    They're creepy.
    If you believe Jesus is the son of God, then you're a Christian. Which is awesome too. It's the deceptive quality of the Jews for Jesus thing that's disturbing.

    Good luck, and keep asking questions.
    Jews for Jesus, as an organization, is definitely the wrong route to go. Messianic Judaism, on the other hand, might be a good fit. I know that most Jews tend to recoil from the suggestion, but the point isn't finding something that most Jews will like, it's finding something the OP will like. If it's "practices, rituals, and history" that you're looking for, you may have all of those without needing to completely overhaul your belief structure. Most people won't recognize you as "Jewish" though, so you'll have to decide how important that label is to you. If you're looking for an "authentic" Jewish experience though, then other people have pretty much covered what you need to do.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jews for Jesus are not Jews, they're Christians. A 30 year old evangelical Christian group. It's also really, really offensive to Jews.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Also -- don't be a Jew for Jesus.
    Seriously, man.
    They're creepy.
    If you believe Jesus is the son of God, then you're a Christian. Which is awesome too. It's the deceptive quality of the Jews for Jesus thing that's disturbing.

    Good luck, and keep asking questions.
    Jews for Jesus, as an organization, is definitely the wrong route to go. Messianic Judaism, on the other hand, might be a good fit. I know that most Jews tend to recoil from the suggestion, but the point isn't finding something that most Jews will like, it's finding something the OP will like. If it's "practices, rituals, and history" that you're looking for, you may have all of those without needing to completely overhaul your belief structure. Most people won't recognize you as "Jewish" though, so you'll have to decide how important that label is to you. If you're looking for an "authentic" Jewish experience though, then other people have pretty much covered what you need to do.

    Ahhh, sorry. Messianic Judaism is actually what I meant, not JfJ. Sorry, got mixed up. I visited a church practicing Messianic Judaism, not part of the Jews for Jesus evangelical creep group.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll take time out of my Jewey, Jewey day to explain some simple concepts to you:

    1. Jews are a tribe of people.
    2. Jew =/= Jewish Religion
    3. Chances are you're a Jew. Apparently the "old" testament wasn't quite enough, so some of us decided to go ahead and have a "new" testament. Something about a ghost might have popped up over some heady manischevitz inspired conversation.
    4. If you guys need any other questions answered, just send me an e-mail, seeing as I have had a barmitzvah and such.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, some quick tips:

    1. Screw lent. Yom Kippur = fast from morning to sundown, and have a feast. bingo bango.
    2. Matzah is delicious with pasta sauce and melted cheese.
    3. Challa!
    4. If you're Jewish, you can explain to your African American friends that Cotton = Pyramids
    5. Israeli chicks are oh-so-hot.
    6. See 5 a few more times.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    And now, for some enlightening Jewish humor

    A jew was stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere. He built two temples. Upon being rescued, he was asked why he had built two. He replied, "Well, the one was my temple. I think the other temple is full of idiots".

    If you put 3 jews in a room, you'll have 5 different versions of Judaism.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    Also, some quick tips:

    1. Screw lent. Yom Kippur = fast from morning to sundown, and have a feast. bingo bango.
    2. Matzah is delicious with pasta sauce and melted cheese.
    3. Challa!
    4. If you're Jewish, you can explain to your African American friends that Cotton = Pyramids
    5. Israeli chicks are oh-so-hot.
    6. See 5 a few more times.

    Seriously, you just reaffirmed my faith. Mazel tov!

    Also, in addition to 5, Sarah Silverman!

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    Also, some quick tips:

    1. Screw lent. Yom Kippur = fast from morning to sundown, and have a feast. bingo bango.
    2. Matzah is delicious with pasta sauce and melted cheese.
    3. Challa!
    4. If you're Jewish, you can explain to your African American friends that Cotton = Pyramids
    5. Israeli chicks are oh-so-hot.
    6. See 5 a few more times.

    Seriously, you just reaffirmed my faith. Mazel tov!

    Also, in addition to 5, Sarah Silverman!

    She would be a fantastic silent film actress.

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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    And now, for some enlightening Jewish humor

    A jew was stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere. He built two temples. Upon being rescued, he was asked why he had built two. He replied, "Well, the one was my temple. I think the other temple is full of idiots".

    If you put 3 jews in a room, you'll have 5 different versions of Judaism.

    That really is one very curious thing about Judaism. With Christianity, I can say I no longer want to be a Christian because I simply don't believe in it anymore. But with Judaism, how do you stop being a Jew? I know lots of Jews who don't believe in any aspect of their religion. They don't pray. They don't believe in God. They don't keep the law. They don't read the Torah or study it or anything like that. And yet, they call themselves Jews.

    Anyway, it's interesting.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean.

    It's like being an African and being all like

    I renounce being an African.

    Or I renounce being an Eskimo.

    Or I renounce being from the Dirty South.

    (why you'd want to renounce that I have no idea.)

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melkster wrote: »
    That really is one very curious thing about Judaism. With Christianity, I can say I no longer want to be a Christian because I simply don't believe in it anymore. But with Judaism, how do you stop being a Jew? I know lots of Jews who don't believe in any aspect of their religion. They don't pray. They don't believe in God. They don't keep the law. They don't read the Torah or study it or anything like that. And yet, they call themselves Jews.

    Anyway, it's interesting.

    That's partly because Jewish religious law does make a distinction between people who were at one time believers and had a falling out, or children of believers who had not strongly adopted the faith, and people who were not jews and not raised by jews and really are for all intents and purposes outsiders.

    In some ways, even if you're a convinced believer in the jewish faith but an outsider to the culture, it's easier to say to the culture that you want to raise your children jewish then it is to say you want to become jewish yourself. Your children can start fresh in the culture; you can't.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    If of course you're a Jew that accepts those particular Jewish religious laws.

    We don't exactly have a head-Jew or anything.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    If conformity outside of anything besides, "God is great!" is what you're looking for, I doubt you'll find it amongst those other than the tzetzle (ringlet hair) Jews, and heck, they have a hard time agreeing on things, too.

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've considered making the jump from Christianity to Judaism, as well; solely for the benefits of course. Let us know when you figure it out.

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah. Conformity? Not going to find so much of it on this side of the aisle. Also you'll have to give up mayo.

    It's weird how ethnicity and religion flow into one another. That's why it's complicated -- you'd be picking up a new culture, not simply a set of beliefs.

    Benefits are pretty sweet, of course. It does come with the power to wreak economic collapse and secretly control all world leaders by hypnosis.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Yeah. Conformity? Not going to find so much of it on this side of the aisle. Also you'll have to give up mayo.

    It's weird how ethnicity and religion flow into one another. That's why it's complicated -- you'd be picking up a new culture, not simply a set of beliefs.

    Benefits are pretty sweet, of course. It does come with the power to wreak economic collapse and secretly control all world leaders by hypnosis.

    Also you will be who people are looking over their shoulders for before they start to tell priest/rabbi jokes.

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    If of course you're a Jew that accepts those particular Jewish religious laws.

    We don't exactly have a head-Jew or anything.

    .... True... there's about as many versions of the Halakha as there are Rabbi.

    Honestly the Mitzvot are almost more hilarious to read then the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. It's like they sat a hundred people down and wrote down everything anyone blurted out.

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  • Disco11Disco11 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Since we are the Jewish topic a old co-worker of mine had this little scroll thing in his doorway. Always wondered what that was about. Any ideas?

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    ya kiss your fingers, put it on the "Meh-zoo-zah", and walk on in.

    If'n you're a jew.

    Think of it as the Jewish version of a little sign that says, "God Bless This Mess"

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  • MidshipmanMidshipman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    1. Screw lent. Yom Kippur = fast from morning to sundown, and have a feast. bingo bango.

    Sundown to sundown actually.
    Disco11 wrote: »
    Since we are the Jewish topic a old co-worker of mine had this little scroll thing in his doorway. Always wondered what that was about. Any ideas?

    Here you go.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah

    Short version is that it is a small excerpt from the Torah that all jews are supposed to mount on their front door-frame.

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Benefits are pretty sweet, of course. It does come with the power to wreak economic collapse and secretly control all world leaders by hypnosis.

    Shhhhhhh.
    Also you will be who people are looking over their shoulders for before they start to tell priest/rabbi jokes.

    In my experience, you will be the person telling rabbi jokes.

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Midshipman wrote: »
    eatmosushi wrote: »
    1. Screw lent. Yom Kippur = fast from morning to sundown, and have a feast. bingo bango.

    Sundown to sundown actually.
    Disco11 wrote: »
    Since we are the Jewish topic a old co-worker of mine had this little scroll thing in his doorway. Always wondered what that was about. Any ideas?

    Here you go.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah

    Short version is that it is a small excerpt from the Torah that all jews are supposed to mount on their front door-frame.


    See? Another Jew, and we disagree about stuff already.

    But it's ok you should trust me because I am way more Jewish.

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  • MidshipmanMidshipman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, while on the subject, I was watching Conan last night and he had a joke about there being no African American drinking holiday (compared to Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day). So he inagurated October 7th as Black Drinking Day. Then he had a Jewish crew member complain that there isn't a Jewish drinking holiday either. That kind of bugged me because there actually is a Jewish drinking holiday already, it's called Purim.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim#The_Purim_meal

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