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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Kusu, I really am curious what kind of horrible math you used to come to the conclusion that this Phalla setup was anything even approaching vaguely balanced.
    It's actually pretty balanced, you guys are just fucking morons. Hey, you got a commie though! That's cool. And you got rid of the moles before they could contact the communists as far as I could tell. I think it was you who revealed hells of specials for the communists to target. Not to mention just about everyone came out and said who they were in the beginning, that was real fuckin' smart.

    Do you need me to show you the math? Because I give the village under a 1% shot if they play intelligently.
    do you even know all the roles? judging by what you posted, you don't. A lot of people aren't playing, if they were playing it'd be much more balanced.

    Mmm hmm. At least all but maybe one or two, I didn't really press RBB when he was telling me about them once I understood how hopeless it was. *shrug* Dunno who's what, but that's pretty immaterial. You can only affect the statistics so much, even knowing all of the game mechanics and rules, and there's certainly no way, especially with mostly massively gimped village roles, that you're going to be able to pull that minimal percentage up to anywhere even close to 50/50.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Elendil wrote:
    Gim wrote:
    Damn you, lucid dreaming, why do you elude me so? Why do you leave me to the cruel whims and practices of my subconscious which proceeds to kick me square in the crotch upon waking up?
    I had a lucid dream within a dream a few days ago.

    Weird.
    That sounds horrible.

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    DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Pan's Labyrinth, I will see you today, DAMN IT

    I want to see that but the theaters here aren't playing it yet. :( Let me know if it's good!

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I should be working, but I'm bored. Someone find a solution to this problem.

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    DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You know, I was aware that Dan Bejar recorded music aside from with the New Pornographers, but I never really got around to checking him out. Shame on me.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Richy wrote:
    I should be working, but I'm bored. Someone find a solution to this problem.
    Declare photocopier hunting season open.

    Coldred on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Poldy wrote:
    FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO
    Merrill had a good set of lungs

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    In a horrific twist of fate, the House DVDs I was so happy to finally get in the mail are on their way back to Amazon. One of the discs is scratched all to hell.

    I want to cry.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hey guys I just wrote half of Aaron's essay for him what should I do.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    I just returned from a day of sea kayaking on the Sea of Cortez. It's beautiful out today. I went along the coast of Isla Tiburon - Shark Island.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hey guys I just wrote half of Aaron's essay for him what should I do.
    Slip in some stuff about being gay for cocks

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Hey guys I just wrote half of Aaron's essay for him what should I do.
    Slip in some stuff about being gay for cocks

    DONE AND DONE

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Hey guys I just wrote half of Aaron's essay for him what should I do.
    Slip in some stuff about being gay for cocks

    DONE AND DONE
    And she means done. :winky:

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Doc wrote:
    I just returned from a day of sea kayaking on the Sea of Cortez. It's beautiful out today. I went along the coast of Isla Tiburon - Shark Island.

    I saw an episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive about some guys who were going on a fishing trip to Mexico and had to crash land their plane in the Sea of Cortez. Lots of different kinds of sharks in those waters. Also, giant squid.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Elendil wrote:
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Hey guys I just wrote half of Aaron's essay for him what should I do.
    Slip in some stuff about being gay for cocks
    DONE AND DONE
    And she means done. :winky:
    Good. Now in the middle of the document, slip in a photocopy of Choco's ass.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    gundam470 wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    I just returned from a day of sea kayaking on the Sea of Cortez. It's beautiful out today. I went along the coast of Isla Tiburon - Shark Island.

    I saw an episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive about some guys who were going on a fishing trip to Mexico and had to crash land their plane in the Sea of Cortez. Lots of different kinds of sharks in those waters. Also, giant squid.

    Yeah, and the squid don't fuck around. Lots of fishermen avoid going into small boats at night because being dragged out of the boat is not exactly unheard of. One washed up on shore yesterday. Its body alone was 3 feet long, and the tentacles about twice that.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Doc wrote:
    gundam470 wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    I just returned from a day of sea kayaking on the Sea of Cortez. It's beautiful out today. I went along the coast of Isla Tiburon - Shark Island.

    I saw an episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive about some guys who were going on a fishing trip to Mexico and had to crash land their plane in the Sea of Cortez. Lots of different kinds of sharks in those waters. Also, giant squid.

    Yeah, and the squid don't fuck around. Lots of fishermen avoid going into small boats at night because being dragged out of the boat is not exactly unheard of. One washed up on shore yesterday. Its body alone was 3 feet long, and the tentacles about twice that.
    GIANT MAN VS. GIANT SQUID THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    Senjutsu on
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    doc, can you kill the stupid hypothetical question thread?


    please?

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    See you guys later. I don't know when. Also, Elkamil I still don't have any Secret Satan presents....

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    gundam470 wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    I just returned from a day of sea kayaking on the Sea of Cortez. It's beautiful out today. I went along the coast of Isla Tiburon - Shark Island.

    I saw an episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive about some guys who were going on a fishing trip to Mexico and had to crash land their plane in the Sea of Cortez. Lots of different kinds of sharks in those waters. Also, giant squid.

    Yeah, and the squid don't fuck around. Lots of fishermen avoid going into small boats at night because being dragged out of the boat is not exactly unheard of. One washed up on shore yesterday. Its body alone was 3 feet long, and the tentacles about twice that.
    GIANT MAN VS. GIANT SQUID THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    The squids don't even try to kill stuff, usually. They just grab ahold and eat as much as they can get away with, then swim off.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Why isn't Children of Men playing anywhere? Has anyone actually seen it?

    There aren't any theaters here in Bakersfield or in Riverside playing it.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redx wrote:
    doc, can you kill the stupid hypothetical question thread?


    please?

    Seriously, I was talking with my brother about the Saddam execution, and I told him I was against the death penalty because I'm against killing another human being. His response was, "so if you could go back to 1938, you wouldn't kill Hitler?"

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    YosemiteSamYosemiteSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh my god, most awkward phone call of all time.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So I"m back at home guys.

    Gonna meet Than tonight so if I wind up a lampshade you know who to blame.

    nexuscrawler on
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    YosemiteSamYosemiteSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Richy wrote:
    redx wrote:
    doc, can you kill the stupid hypothetical question thread?


    please?

    Seriously, I was talking with my brother about the Saddam execution, and I told him I was against the death penalty because I'm against killing another human being. His response was, "so if you could go back to 1938, you wouldn't kill Hitler?"
    You bastard

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Richy wrote:
    redx wrote:
    doc, can you kill the stupid hypothetical question thread?


    please?

    Seriously, I was talking with my brother about the Saddam execution, and I told him I was against the death penalty because I'm against killing another human being. His response was, "so if you could go back to 1938, you wouldn't kill Hitler?"
    Ignoring the whole,
    "A paradox,
    A most ingenious paradox!
    We’ve quips and quibbles heard in flocks,
    But none to beat this paradox!" part, it's quite amusing the thought that someone would go, "Richy, we've invented a way to go back in time! But it must be you, only you can go back and assassinate Hitler!"

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    gundam470 wrote:
    Why isn't Children of Men playing anywhere? Has anyone actually seen it?

    There aren't any theaters here in Bakersfield or in Riverside playing it.
    Hmm, it isn't playing here yet either. Which is a little strange because we've had the poster for it up for awhile now. Hopefully we'll get it in a week or two.
    Gonna meet Than tonight so if I wind up a lampshade you know who to blame.
    ...Than is going to turn you into a lampshade?

    Gim on
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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    So I"m back at home guys.

    Gonna meet Than tonight so if I wind up a lampshade you know who to blame.

    Has Than been known to turn people into lampshades?

    Aroduc on
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    YosemiteSamYosemiteSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well that time travel thread is a little silly.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Einstein already went back and killed Hitler. All that happen is that Stalin went nuts and took his place.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    Al_wat wrote:
    Einstein already went back and killed Hitler. All that happen is that Stalin went nuts and took his place.

    Actually, Russia then proceeded to invade the US, while the United States fought back with Chrono Tanks and the Russians harnessed the power of giant tesla towers as well as breeding giant squid.

    Command and Conquer has the best alternate histories.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?

    What I'm trying to say here is that he can go eat a fig for all I care.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    So I"m back at home guys.

    Gonna meet Than tonight so if I wind up a lampshade you know who to blame.

    Has Than been known to turn people into lampshades?

    No but I have lovely lampshade worthy skin.

    It is a blessing and a curse

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?

    What I'm trying to say here is that he can go eat a fig for all I care.

    Figs -are- quite delicious in moderation.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    Al_wat wrote:
    Einstein already went back and killed Hitler. All that happen is that Stalin went nuts and took his place.

    Actually, Russia then proceeded to invade the US, while the United States fought back with Chrono Tanks and the Russians harnessed the power of giant tesla towers as well as breeding giant squid.

    Command and Conquer has the best alternate histories.

    I only wish it would actually run on my computer. I mean, other than Red Alert 2. I'd kill to play the original now and then.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?

    What I'm trying to say here is that he can go eat a fig for all I care.

    Figs -are- quite delicious in moderation.
    And pleasant in Newton form.

    Gim on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gim wrote:
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.

    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?

    What I'm trying to say here is that he can go eat a fig for all I care.

    Figs -are- quite delicious in moderation.
    And pleasant in Newton form.

    Wherein moderation becomes difficult.

    Incenjucar on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Wow. My dad is a cunt.
    Your dad is a wonderful land sought by many?
    What I'm trying to say here is that he can go eat a fig for all I care.
    Fun fun fun. I've been there too.

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