ITT: We post pet pictures! [NSF56k]

Sara Lynn

There have been posts where you can post your room and ect, so I thought.. uh.. why not pets? It's late and I'm killing time, so if this has been done recently (I don't see a similar thread), feel free to call me a dumb bitch/whore/slut/whatever.

So post your pets. All of them or some, doesn't matter. Plus, if you're a guy, showing you have a maternal side towards animals is totally hot and will get you chicks.

Isabella
New kitten. Saved from the great outdoors, she's about 5months old and can't use one of her front legs. Was probably broken when she was little, and half of it is numb. She still causes massive amounts of chaos.


Rosie
Whale of a cat, older than 25 we think. Has very little teeth and likes to lick your hair.


Madison
The baddest cat in the whole world. Steals things, eats your toes, and pushes things under doors for you to find later. He meows 24/7.


Judy
Ferret. Bad like all ferrets, but also very cute. I named her after Judy Garland, and no I'm not a gay man. I just think she was fucking fabulous. This is an older pic, her coloring changes with the season but that's basically her.


Sonny
Big dumb dog. Steals shoes. Pretty cute most of the time, also huge. English Labrador for the curious. Taken on Christmas morning because he enjoys the paper.


Not pictured: Toby the African Grey (hate him), and my two betta fish Ifrit and Monet. They're pretty badass but I can't get good pictures of them.

revolve

Are your ferret and my ferret brother and sister


because they look a lot alike.

Sara Lynn

Does your ferret do barrel rolls?

Only then will I be convinced. Cause she's really good at them.

revolve

my ferret is a gymnast. he does front flips down his cage's ramps

bongi

two ferrets look alike who would have guess except maybe god?

revolve

bongi, your sarcasm?


it is hurting me

World as Myth

too soon

A duck!

Here is my cat Skeezix emerging from her blanket cave:



Maybe next time I should turn off the flash.

AWIY

that cat demands souls

FortyTwo

Sara Lynn

That cat is awesome.

Raneados

plz do not spear me

World as Myth

itt sloppy catwhores

Carl with a K

Abracadaniel

In ur tree

Breakin ur JLA ornaments

redhead

My camera's charging, so all I've got are old pictures.






I'm especially fond of the first one.

Jesus McChrist

Ferrets are awesome

They are the Rocky of animals. Through sheer will, they will defy physics and claw straight up your goddamn wall in under a second.

Synthetic Orange

That's one photogenic cat there Duck.

DouglasDanger

Sara Lynn, your dog is really obese. An obese dog is not a happy dog. Obesity in pets causes all kinds of problems.

Zoolander

the little guy might have to be put down soon
he's stealing all the sunnilight

Brolo

DouglasDanger wrote:

Sara Lynn, you is really obese. An obese you is not happy. Obesity in you causes all kinds of problems.

ohoho a seamless crime

Gafoto

Tippy

World as Myth

ahhhh god

I am powerless against the charm of that puppy

Jordyn

SMART HERO DO NOT POST PICTURES OF MY CAT AND NOT SAY THAT IS MY FUCKING CAT GODDAMMIT.

Zoolander

here is a very artistic picture of my cat:

Jordyn

your cat is very adorable Zoolander.

Artistic too.

Raneados

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

Javen

That is a very big black border

You are so artistic

Zoolander

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

it's only funny when people get angry

alternate post:

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

said the dude making internet-themed alts

Gafoto

angery

Jordyn

Zoolander wrote:

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

it's only funny when people get angry

I could pretend to get angry?

Grrr I'm so...rrrr you guys just drive me batty!

Raneados

Zoolander wrote:

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

it's only funny when people get angry

what about stilted boredom?

Jordyn

Zoolander

Raneados wrote:

Zoolander wrote:

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

it's only funny when people get angry

what about stilted boredom?

you don't know how to use the word stilted

Raneados

Zoolander wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Zoolander wrote:

Raneados wrote:

I missed the part where the borders joke was funny, I guess

it's only funny when people get angry

what about stilted boredom?

you don't know how to use the word stilted

I am wearing stilts

I am stilted

THAC0

Gafoto your dog is rad. I thought the first picture was a dog anus while it was loading and in retrospect that would have been the classy way to start your post.

This is Edward. We got her when she was 4 years old.

She is happy To be sleeping.


Then contemplative.


Then she is all like Surprise!

Tyracora

Morgan/Purple Cat/Wobbly Cat
Breed: Black Siamese

This kitty ran away a few months back. Mom suspects it was because she was sick and she left to die. Wobbly was not sick. However, the other cats tended to bully her around. Despite the fact that we kicked the other cats out of the house so she could eat in peace, she ran off. Anyway, her original name was Morgan. She looked too much like her sister (Fay/Blue Cat), so we got her a purple flea collar, hence Purple Cat. About two years prior to running off, she got something along the lines of kitty polio. She wobbled around a lot with her head cocked to one side, and that's how we sorta named her Wobbly Cat. She walked fine before she left, and she caught mice and lined them up perfectly. I loved Wobbly. She was affectionate and evil.



Fay/Blue Cat
Breed: Black Siamese

Blue Cat is stupid. Loveable beyond all reason, but stupid nonetheless. She's one of the cats who bullied Wobbly Cat. Probably without meaning to... but who knows? This is Wobbly's sister/litter mate/relative. Like I mentioned earlier, they were hard to tell apart, so we got them separate flea collars. Anyway... as time went on, Blue Cat got huge. And by "huge" I mean "almost 15 pounds," so then they were easier to tell apart. The name still stuck, though. This picture captures the "dumbness" of Blue cat, I think.



Labrat/White Cat
Breed: Black Siamese-Tabby cross

Labrat/White Cat is Blue Cat's son. He's an asshole. He picked fights with Wobbly Cat. He lost all the time, yes, but he's 15 pounds. Wobbly was like... 8. He intimidated her. White Cat is also stupid. He tried to make friends with the dog before the dog died. The first time he encountered our dog, he was literally scared shitless. After that, he'd go upstairs and sniff her. He'd come running back down 2 seconds later. He went up again about 5 minutes later, and would get chased down again. It went on like this for 2 years until we had to put the dog down for being almost 18 years old. White Cat got his first name, Labrat, at birth. My dad named him thus because his ears were round, pink and hairless, his tail was pink and hairless, and his nose was pink. He looked like a drowned labrat. Afterwards, we called him White Cat 'cause he started looking more like a cat and less like a rat. He likes to sit on things and be king.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Sad cat is saaaad

Gafoto

needs more dogs

Jordyn

Synthetic Orange