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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Small and emasculated.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    Nah, Radar does things like drive the car, pay the bills with his checks, and occasionally watch the sports. And I do make the foods in the kitchen.

    Heaven help me if I leave the vacuum out, tell you what.

    well as long as you cook him meals and stay in the kitchen you wont have to fall down the stairs

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm 5'10", I've never honestly been bothered by women wearing heels being a bit taller than me... as long as it's not like 4" taller than me. Then I feel small...

    I've always been a pretty solidly built gal, so the more petite I feel compared to a guy the more comfortable I am .__.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    SOLID

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  • CharisCharis Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    I'm 5'10", I've never honestly been bothered by women wearing heels being a bit taller than me... as long as it's not like 4" taller than me. Then I feel small...

    I've always been a pretty solidly built gal, so the more petite I feel compared to a guy the more comfortable I am .__.

    Represent, Lexxy

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    lexxy is a cyborg

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Beep beep boop

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    transform HIGH HEELS MODE

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    I'm 5'10", I've never honestly been bothered by women wearing heels being a bit taller than me... as long as it's not like 4" taller than me. Then I feel small...

    I've always been a pretty solidly built gal, so the more petite I feel compared to a guy the more comfortable I am .__.

    Well that's understandable. I just knew a few girls who were around my height who were always upset when guys similar height didn't want to date them because they would be taller in heels. So I try to keep an open mind, I'm not talking amazon woman height though... that's... well...
    image.php?u=30844&type=sigpic&dateline=1248839814

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I love wearing suits because it makes me look like I have much more bodyweight than I actually do.

    With my height and features, I can be intimidating and powerful.
    n23100027_33201499_3566.jpg

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My desire to be dainty conflicts with my desire to be fit. Trying to achieve both is harrrrd.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    You should try rockwall climbing!

    I can't do rockwall climbing for another six months or more due to my surgery, but that's what I have tried to do to keep in shape. Being dainty is perfect for it, since you need less weight and more muscles.

    But I'm also tall as a lumberjack so I can reach absurdly long distances.

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  • iglidanteiglidante Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    I wish I were shorter. I'm 5'9". I can't wear heels at all.

    Radar is shorter than me lolz

    I don't know - I'm 6'2", and I see plenty of girls rocking heels that make them a few inches taller than me. It's a little surreal at times, but it still happens quite a bit.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    Charis wrote: »
    I wish I were shorter. I'm 5'9". I can't wear heels at all.

    Radar is shorter than me lolz

    I don't know - I'm 6'2", and I see plenty of girls rocking heels that make them a few inches taller than me. It's a little surreal at times, but it still happens quite a bit.

    Do you meet these girls at fire island?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm confused. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?


    edit: hurray for general comments that, even when in the wrong place at the wrong time, still almost make sense.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    You should try rockwall climbing!

    I can't do rockwall climbing for another six months or more due to my surgery, but that's what I have tried to do to keep in shape. Being dainty is perfect for it, since you need less weight and more muscles.

    But I'm also tall as a lumberjack so I can reach absurdly long distances.

    Yo what the fuck, lawman climbs rocks too?

    I challenge you to a rock climb-off.

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  • iglidanteiglidante Registered User
    edited October 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    Charis wrote: »
    I wish I were shorter. I'm 5'9". I can't wear heels at all.

    Radar is shorter than me lolz

    I don't know - I'm 6'2", and I see plenty of girls rocking heels that make them a few inches taller than me. It's a little surreal at times, but it still happens quite a bit.

    Do you meet these girls at fire island?

    I'm uncultured, therefore I don't get it.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    lawyers fight crime, climb rocks, play dodgeball, and color easter eggs

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    I'm 5'10", I've never honestly been bothered by women wearing heels being a bit taller than me... as long as it's not like 4" taller than me. Then I feel small...

    I've always been a pretty solidly built gal, so the more petite I feel compared to a guy the more comfortable I am .__.

    lexxy you ain't solid you are a titchy thing and if i sat on you I would crush you like a bug.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    A cyborg bug.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PSSSSSH. Tynic I will arm wrestle you let's go >:[

    Munkus, you're so intense!

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I used to climb rocks quite a bit (more bouldering than anything). But my hands hurt constantly now, and they hurt like hell if I decide to climb.

    now I just play dodgeball...

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Not dainty enough for rock climbing yet, can't even heft my own weight around to do simple breakdancing stuff x_x

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  • CharisCharis Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I love wearing suits because it makes me look like I have much more bodyweight than I actually do.

    With my height and features, I can be intimidating and powerful.
    n23100027_33201499_3566.jpg

    Aw yeah suit jacket. I get those for Radar at the 'Buck a Pound' place near us. It's great. They smell like old people and moth balls forever.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    lexxy will crush you with her amazingly unproportionate arm wrestling arm, she only trains that arm so its twice the size as her other one

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Loom quit revealing my secrets!

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    CheerfulBear, is there anything you don't do?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Loom quit revealing my secrets!

    its only a matter of time until I find the bodies

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elephant polo.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    PSSSSSH. Tynic I will arm wrestle you let's go >:[

    Mess with the moustache mafia, will you?.

    (Great time to go down, flickr. Well done.)

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munkus has the facial features of a protagonist.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    CheerfulBear, is there anything you don't do?

    Can I play the piano anymore?

    Well of course you can!

    But I couldn't before!

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shit! I don't have a single intimidating picture of myself, and certainly nothing that can rival the glory of your luxurious handlebar D;

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    so excited for my head drawing class tonight, wooooooo

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Speaking of, Bear, have you gotten to play much Machinarium? That game was damn incredible.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Shit! I don't have a single intimidating picture of myself, and certainly nothing that can rival the glory of your luxurious handlebar D;

    pretty sweet, neh?

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You guys should have a picture staredown. Just take pictures of yourself glaring at each other.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    You should try rockwall climbing!

    I can't do rockwall climbing for another six months or more due to my surgery, but that's what I have tried to do to keep in shape. Being dainty is perfect for it, since you need less weight and more muscles.

    But I'm also tall as a lumberjack so I can reach absurdly long distances.

    Yo what the fuck, lawman climbs rocks too?

    I challenge you to a rock climb-off.

    I accept 2 years in the future!

    Fun story from my freshman year in college:

    There was this get on board day, right? The sort of thing where all the clubs and organizations get set up around the quad and try to get people to sign up for them. Well, the Marines/Army had an area all for themselves, which they used to setup a portable Rockwall.

    Gathered at this site was what you'd expect: A lot of really big, built Marine-type guys trying to show off to their dates and man-friends so that they'd equate climbing-wall success to penis size, a common gambit. The problem was that most would get halfway up one of the sides before they'd give up. They'd have trouble pulling themselves up, couldn't get to/reach a hold, or just get too tired.

    So I walk up there, a fourth of the men that these other guys were by simple mathematical ratio, and I ask one of the various Hercules which side was the easiest.

    "I dunno, but this one is definately the hardest."

    "Have you tried the others yet?" I asked

    "Nope," replied the Incredible Hulk, as his Ladyfriend helped him out of his harness.

    Since none of the others slots were open, I decided to take his spot. This being only the second time I had ever touched a climbing wall, I had the Army Guy who was running the whole thing give me instructions and help me into the harness.

    Incredible Hulk found this incredibly funny, and was smirking to Ladyfriend and Army Guy when I got started.

    30 seconds later, I emasculated the Incredible Hulk.

    "This was the hardest?" I asked from the top of the tower.

    Embarrassed, Ladyfriend tried to distance herself from the Incredible Hulk, trying to avoid the now apparent plague of tiny penis.

    "Well kid, you ever think about joining the Army?" Army Guy asked when I had gotten down.

    "Oh. Nah, I can't."

    "Oh sure you can! Anybody can join the army!"

    "I don't have a colon."

    "Oh." The Army Guy stared at me, I stared at him. He gave me a free T-shirt, I got to climb on the walls for the rest of the day.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I'd belay you any day, Munkus B.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited October 2009
    who needs a colon now-adays anyways

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