last nights party was pretty awesome, except i brought a friend that was absolutely loaded and was hitting on everyones girlfriend, and i had to convince my other friends not to beat him.
And i met the best female flirt i've ever met. She was dressed like one of the Crazy 88 from kill bill and within 2 minutes of meeting me was standing so close her nose was almost touching my face.
me: you are an excellent flirt, but i have a girlfriend
her: that's just a speedbump.
she must have been loaded, cause i'm not attractive.
This New Years was kind of a let-down. I was around a bunch of people I didn't really like and I didn't get drunk because I wanted to drive home as soon as possible. Oooh well. Maybe next year will be better?
My roommate brought two 12 year olds over, which on its own is fucked. Then three of my buddies showed up, two of them in the middle of an acid trip, which they proudly announced as soon as they came in the door. One of them started pointing at this board game on the table and said "Oh man, is... is that a T.V.? Is that a T.V. man?" while the other plopped down on a chair and launched into this story about a supposed fight he got in with his coke dealer. The third whipped out a syringe and started to administer some GhB.
The kids were watching the whole thing.
Why were they even there?
Where the fuck did my roommate find a couple of 12 year olds, and why did he bring them over?
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What
he's the sausage king of chicago
Hey now, it's not my decision.
She broke up with me so from here on out, it's all up to her.
If she wants to kill it then so be it, if not, then I'll be a daddy.
Meh.
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god bless
[spoiler:515760ca9d]your life will be ruined[/spoiler:515760ca9d]
Right, next thing you're going to tell me is the balls don't go inside the woman :roll:
Secret Satan
Anyone know any good places to hide for a few years in Chicago?
EDIT: I saw that
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They don't call it "Balls deep" for nothing.
Police headquarters.
They'll never suspect it!
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Lobster, you dog, you
That's what SHE said.
No use to crying over spilled milk or crazy knocked up ex-girlfriends.
Some good news is I applied for a job today.
Huzzah!
I can't believe I didn't think of that! I should take advice from forumers more often!
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And i met the best female flirt i've ever met. She was dressed like one of the Crazy 88 from kill bill and within 2 minutes of meeting me was standing so close her nose was almost touching my face.
me: you are an excellent flirt, but i have a girlfriend
her: that's just a speedbump.
she must have been loaded, cause i'm not attractive.
Happy new year you dudes.
http://www.dirtdirt.com/headacher/index.asp
this was much better than his last new years' - where he found his grandmother dead. so harsh.
what's the animal for this year
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
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My roommate brought two 12 year olds over, which on its own is fucked. Then three of my buddies showed up, two of them in the middle of an acid trip, which they proudly announced as soon as they came in the door. One of them started pointing at this board game on the table and said "Oh man, is... is that a T.V.? Is that a T.V. man?" while the other plopped down on a chair and launched into this story about a supposed fight he got in with his coke dealer. The third whipped out a syringe and started to administer some GhB.
The kids were watching the whole thing.
Why were they even there?
Where the fuck did my roommate find a couple of 12 year olds, and why did he bring them over?
Man, what the fuck?
cool, man, that's cool
You at least made sure nothing else happened to them didn't you?
Secret Satan
They went home right after that.
i played Guitar hero for the first time last night
I went out and purchased the game today
I am having the time of my life
I am on level 6
Also Thunderhorse. And Trogdor.
trogdor
and the freezepop song
my secret weakness is freezepop
79%
actually okay my worst is trogdor
i got like 57% on medium
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
It was a mediocre night