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What comic universe weapon/toy/gadget would you love to own?

MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Graphic Violence
After looking at DC's lantern corp ring promotion got Blackest Night, I realized. If I coul dhave any toy or weapon from the comic book world, it would be a Green Lantern ring. Fly in space, make anything you want with a thought. Who wouldn't want that?

But what about you guys? Out of all the fantastical gadgets, and weapons, and toys all over the comic book U, what are you dying to get your grubby hands on?

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think having Ray Palmer's shrink device would be loads of fun.

    From the Marvel universe, I could definitely go for an Iron Man suit. Or perhaps the Iron Spider.

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    HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    INFINITY GAUNTLET

    but really, come on, webjets.

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    ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ultimate Nullifier just so i could end it all

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    DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would like Silver Surfer's board. Then I would has all his powerz.

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    Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to go with Doc Ock's mechanical arms.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Legion Flight Ring

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Transmode virus.

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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wouldn't mind a murderous alien scarab attached to my spine.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Quantam bands.

    Because i'd be the gaurdian of all life in the galaxy.

    And that job would get me so many women.

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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Vita-Ray formula, so we could have stable super soldiers again and get on with our lives already.

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Green Lantern Ring.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    To be honest after reading that guy gardner halloween bit about using his ring to make a construct of a woman to use in a three way with his gf... Well basically if someone can find me something better than a green lantern ring at this point I'll be impressed.

    Impressed because I can only think with my penis.

    Infinity Gauntlet I guess is technically more powerful and I can only be stopped if I deep down want to be. Which I probably on some level would because how do you not go super crazy evil when you can control every aspect of reality?

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    PantheraOncaPantheraOnca Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    how do you not go super crazy evil when you can control every aspect of reality?

    be lazy.

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    HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mjlornir, but only because the Green Lantern ring was taken and I figured that a Sinestro Corps ring would be in the same category.

    Runners-up: The Wrecker's Crowbar and the Saint of Killer's guns.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Hero Dial, for sure.

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    It offers a lot of variety and the change in appearance will help maintain a secret identity.

    Unfortunately, many of my identities will be lame.

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    TachTach Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd say a Green Lantern Ring, but someone took that.

    So I'll say Barry Allen's Flash ring. Never hurts to have a change of clothes handy.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    The Hero Dial, for sure.

    Dial_H_for_Hero_1.2.jpgIt offers a lot of variety and the change in appearance will help maintain a secret identity. Unfortunately, many of my identities will be lame.

    there's another drawback
    you could end up like Joe Walker

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    The Hero Dial, for sure.

    Dial_H_for_Hero_1.2.jpgIt offers a lot of variety and the change in appearance will help maintain a secret identity. Unfortunately, many of my identities will be lame.

    there's another drawback
    you could end up like Joe Walker

    Agh, that's something to worry about.

    Tach: How the hell does he get the clothes back in the ring?

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A GL ring.

    The cosmic staff was always pretty cool, as is Miraclo as long as you don't become an addict.

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The cosmic cube would probably be fun. A magic box that grants wishes...yes please.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The cosmic ring is pretty cool too, even though everyone who had it ended up getting killed.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Supermans DNA. And a genetic transfusion.

    I know thats two things but I don't care.

    The venom or carnage symbiote.

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ok, since I forgot that the OP took the Lantern Ring I'll go with Dr. Spectrum's Power Prism :P

    That way I couldn't lose it, nor would I have to answer to the Dick Head Guardians.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thinking about it some more, if we include Vertigo stuff, the Witching Cloak from Fables would probably be my #1 choice behind a GL ring.

    It slices, it dices, it teleports you anywhere and makes you invisible and protects you from everything (almost)!

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was going to say an Iron Man suit, but that got taken, so I'd probably just go with enough Pym Particles to huff until I get the powers permanently. That's totally a gadget!

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aunt May's Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh, yeah, and Kang's gear. That'd be a good one. His armor can do pretty much anything you need to, and he's got time machines all up ins.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There is absolutely no contest here.

    Batman's utility belt.

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    Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Scarab. So long as it was actually active and attached to my spine.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Jaime version of the scarab would be pretty nifty, it must be said.

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Coming as a surprise to no one, I'd totally want Ted Kord's Bug ship; that thing runs on solar power, can traverse land, sea, air, and space, comes packed to the gills with bonus weapons and equipment, and is big enough that I could put a Lay-Z-Boy and all the amenities in there.

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    Laser DaveLaser Dave Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Miraclo, so I could quit smoking and have an addiction that actually does something worthwhile.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munch quit posting on your alt. Alternatively, you don't get the cloning device when you don't wish for it

    Anyways, what is this Miraclo thing?

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's a "vitamin" Hourman uses. When used you have one hour of super strength. speed, vitality, all the usual strength buffs.

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Munch quit posting on your alt. Alternatively, you don't get the cloning device when you don't wish for it

    Anyways, what is this Miraclo thing?

    I like the cut of this Laser Dave's jib.

    And oh man, Faynor, track down Mike Allred's issue of Solo.

    That will tell you all you need to know about Miraclo.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It sounds like it's encouraging kids to engage in recreational narcotics use. No wonder people think comics were corrupting today's youth.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Robin's panties were a more salient threat than any narcotic.

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People posting responses that equate to "I'd pick this because it can do anything I want it to do whenever I think of something" are lame wads. Pick something awesome - like the cookies or the Spider-Car.

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    AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tony Stark's penis.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SatanIsMyMotor wrote: »
    People posting responses that equate to "I'd pick this because it can do anything I want it to do whenever I think of something" are lame wads. Pick something awesome - like the cookies or the Spider-Car.

    It was a buggy, not a car, and it drove on walls and was awesome.

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