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neville
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It's 1 week before Halloween, which means OH FUCK, TIME TO BUY THINGS FOR OTHERS.
Yes... that's right....
(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully.
!)
This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.
Rules:
1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.
2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."
3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.
4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 15, 2010.
5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.
6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.
How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.
THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:
Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (Yes its OK / No, I'd rather not )
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.
Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.
THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 12:01 AM, PST, NOVEMBER 6TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.
Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!
Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!
Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!
Sign-Up List:
Robert Khoo
Gabe
Tycho
Neville
State of the art Robot
a duck!
That Dave Fella
Sars_Boy
Snowbeat
Usagi
Veretas
Koshian
Vann Diras
robothero
cheshire
Zot
. (aka Plut)
Langly
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Orestes
mully
bombardier
Butler
Theidar
Smart Hero
CorpseRT
DrZiplock
Perrsun
Fiz
12gauge
Tommy2Hands
Blaket
BYToady
CrackedLens
Cogliostro
GOATMON
Centipede Damascus
Lostwords
The Far Side
JohnHam
Bedlam
Monkeyfeet
Rolo
Stale
NotACrook
Blankspace
Orikaeshigitae
Bad-Beat
Bucketman
Slacker71
Iloveslimes
The Geek
Kusuguttai
Favlaud
Staleghoti
Trillian
VisionOfClarity
Mysst
Callius
Quethal
Killjoy
Lost Salient
Skull Man
Sal
Bendery
JC of DI
Swill
#pipe
Lardalish
DrIanMalcolm
Qorzm
Green
Zoel
ZeroFill
Caulk Bite
The Lovely Bastard
Worthless Lurker
WORLD AS MYTH (In all caps for your pleasure)
Nogs
Burning Organ
Balefuego
Beavotron
Tossrock
Munkus Beaver
Vivixenne
Jyardana
MetroidZoid
Grath
doodmann
Tastypastry
Richard M. Nixon
Hacksaw
IpseDixit
SporkAndrew
bongi
Szechuanosaurus
Platypus Beirut
nuzak
Hunter (who apparently has some special request for naked Callius???)
GRMike
Rankenphile
Captain Cthulhu
Xaquin
Fletcher
Kazhiim
McCly
BusterK
sarukun
DARKPRIMUS
Butters
Highfire
QuestionMarkMan
fightinfilipino
DeathPrawn
Kantankeris
bacardi
Ten
Morgenstern
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
Weaver
SeñorAmor
LuvCherie (Geek's wife!)
Zonugal
Futility
laughingfuzzball
The Otaku Suppository
FortyTwo
AMP'd 's infallible alias
Bogey
mulysasempronius
People who need to read instructions:
Mysst
Yes... that's right....
(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully.
!)This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.
Rules:
1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.
2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."
3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.
4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 15, 2010.
5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.
6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.
How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.
THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:
Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (Yes its OK / No, I'd rather not )
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.
Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.
THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 12:01 AM, PST, NOVEMBER 6TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.
Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!
Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!
Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!
Sign-Up List:
Robert Khoo
Gabe
Tycho
Neville
State of the art Robot
a duck!
That Dave Fella
Sars_Boy
Snowbeat
Usagi
Veretas
Koshian
Vann Diras
robothero
cheshire
Zot
. (aka Plut)
Langly
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Orestes
mully
bombardier
Butler
Theidar
Smart Hero
CorpseRT
DrZiplock
Perrsun
Fiz
12gauge
Tommy2Hands
Blaket
BYToady
CrackedLens
Cogliostro
GOATMON
Centipede Damascus
Lostwords
The Far Side
JohnHam
Bedlam
Monkeyfeet
Rolo
Stale
NotACrook
Blankspace
Orikaeshigitae
Bad-Beat
Bucketman
Slacker71
Iloveslimes
The Geek
Kusuguttai
Favlaud
Staleghoti
Trillian
VisionOfClarity
Mysst
Callius
Quethal
Killjoy
Lost Salient
Skull Man
Sal
Bendery
JC of DI
Swill
#pipe
Lardalish
DrIanMalcolm
Qorzm
Green
Zoel
ZeroFill
Caulk Bite
The Lovely Bastard
Worthless Lurker
WORLD AS MYTH (In all caps for your pleasure)
Nogs
Burning Organ
Balefuego
Beavotron
Tossrock
Munkus Beaver
Vivixenne
Jyardana
MetroidZoid
Grath
doodmann
Tastypastry
Richard M. Nixon
Hacksaw
IpseDixit
SporkAndrew
bongi
Szechuanosaurus
Platypus Beirut
nuzak
Hunter (who apparently has some special request for naked Callius???)
GRMike
Rankenphile
Captain Cthulhu
Xaquin
Fletcher
Kazhiim
McCly
BusterK
sarukun
DARKPRIMUS
Butters
Highfire
QuestionMarkMan
fightinfilipino
DeathPrawn
Kantankeris
bacardi
Ten
Morgenstern
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
Weaver
SeñorAmor
LuvCherie (Geek's wife!)
Zonugal
Futility
laughingfuzzball
The Otaku Suppository
FortyTwo
AMP'd 's infallible alias
Bogey
mulysasempronius
People who need to read instructions:
Mysst
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but first lemme email you
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
ME
A THOUSAND TIMES ME
sign me up captain neville
Christmas is cancelled.
AWWWWWWWWWW. Can we have Christmas back PUH-LEEEAASSSEEE?!?!
I'm sure Fiz could help you out... oh you DON'T want to get stiffed.
Gotcha.
SOTAR: maybe.
Haha, thanks. You were hard as hell to shop for, but I am glad you enjoyed my wrapping paper. 8-)
y/n
time to update my wishlist
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
This is shoe.
y.
email sent!
I like to post in threads about things.
you hand somebody an honored forum tradition and this is the thanks you get
Merry Christmas.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Yay!
I will reciprocate by not hating gays.
I thought my job was to appear surly and inhospitable.
If I was in error, than I retract said comments wholeheartedly.
Shoe is good people.
His wife is also cool!
Maybe they shouldn't have killed Jesus. I'm just sayin', that gets you sent to your room without dinner for a while.
Psh whatever.
You're not my real dad.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Well maybe they would accept jesus into their hearts if he called some time.
Dude, the guy is dead. There's no way that's in your calling circle.
Christians talk to him all the time. They could help get relations going if they hooked jews up with the secret.
What about beats from lame DJs?
e-mail sent! twice! because I forgot to include my apartment number the first time
Hopefully since Tube has specifically said people will definitely be banned for this, people will not be fucks about it.