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AnalYsis

bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I hear this anal sex is pretty good. What's the deal with that?

I like my women how I like my coffee.

Anally.
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I hear the best kind is found in prison.

    I suggest you go there sometime.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    let's all pretend to be an abstract forumer

    because that always works

    Raneados on
  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sex is ambiguous about who's running the show. Even if she's on top.

    But when you have your dick in someone's ass, you know.

    Seattle Thread on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There's poop in there.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Raneados on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anal is not all it's cracked up to be

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    bobgorila wrote:
    So I hear this anal sex is pretty good. What's the deal with that?

    it's like a dirty Seinfeld

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Personally, I find the idea of ass sex to be particularly disgusting and unhygenic.

    It's one of the few things that really sparks off a sort of irrational germophobia in me. Now I have to go shower and boil my genitals. Thanks, guys.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anal sex is okay

    gotta be careful, though. The ass is prone to tearing

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Take your genitalia right back to Austrailia

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Just bite the pillow and you'll be fine

    Seattle Thread on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Her stance is basically that there's poop in there.

    I am inclined to agree.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Her stance is basically that there's poop in there.

    I am inclined to agree.

    well some prep time is usually a good idea

    nobody wants a chocolate dong

    Raneados on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Her stance is basically that there's poop in there.

    I am inclined to agree.

    well some prep time is usually a good idea

    nobody wants a chocolate dong

    Some might.

    Bloods End on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Her stance is basically that there's poop in there.

    I am inclined to agree.

    That's basically my stance, only with a lot more "eww"ing and Mr. Yuck faces.

    Pkmoutl on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AnalYsis

    Anal Y sis

    anal and sis

    anal and sister

    what is this guy up to?

    potatoe on
  • KongKong Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    AnalYsis

    Anal Y sis

    anal and sis

    anal and sister

    what is this guy up to?

    wasn't there a grouphug about this once?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Isn't it homicidal psycho jungle cat?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I do not care for it, the giving that is, because it is kind of nasty and involves preparation and you have to be extra careful. I have never been on the other end. I'd rather not have damage done to that region.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    World As Myth wrote:
    Isn't it homicidal psycho jungle cat?
    that's too long

    potatoe on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Anal is like Batman.

    It's only good if you have time to prepare.

    Although, Batman rarely requires tubing, warm water, and lube.

    Ashcroft on
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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Fram

    is Jordyn into the whole anal thing?

    or does she tell you to fuck off if you even glance at her tush

    Her stance is basically that there's poop in there.

    I am inclined to agree.

    well some prep time is usually a good idea

    nobody wants a chocolate dong

    Pfft, what else are you going to wipe on her teddy bear?

    A duck! on
  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Anal is like Batman.

    It's only good if you have time to prepare.

    Although, Batman rarely requires tubing, warm water, and lube.

    Batman always requires lube.

    Srsly.

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    I like my women how I like my coffee.

    Anally.
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Anal is like Batman.

    It's only good if you have time to prepare.

    Although, Batman rarely requires tubing, warm water, and lube.

    So who wants to post a picture of Robin?

    A duck! on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you're not really going to get a chocolatre dong anyway

    i would imagine that would be the kind of place you would use some protection
    disease control and all

    potatoe on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    A duck! wrote:
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Anal is like Batman.

    It's only good if you have time to prepare.

    Although, Batman rarely requires tubing, warm water, and lube.

    So who wants to post a picture of Robin?

    NAmerican%20Robin%20copy.jpg

    Come back to us, meddleRPI!

    Dynagrip on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Just about everyone I've ever talked to on the subject has had a story where they tried it and the "catcher" either ended up feeling sick the next day, or when the "pitcher" pulled out, the "catcher" fired a load of hot, liquid shit all over the "pitcher."

    My mother's cousin was gay, and he had a set of "special sheets" for just such occasions. He said it happens more with first-timers than with veterans.

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  • ReapingWildOatsReapingWildOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anal sex isnt that gross if you use an enema first

    and that just makes it more fun

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    ReapingWildOats wrote:
    anal sex isnt that gross if you use an enema first

    and that just makes it more fun
    That is just way too much preparation. Leave that fucking shit back in chemistry lab. I mean god damn. Way too much effort.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seriously

    (i do not know what sex is like i am just agreeing with Dynagrip for no particular reason)

    Homeless on
  • ReapingWildOatsReapingWildOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    ReapingWildOats wrote:
    anal sex isnt that gross if you use an enema first

    and that just makes it more fun
    That is just way too much preparation. Leave that fucking shit back in chemistry lab. I mean god damn. Way too much effort.

    what? Sticking a tube up someone's ass and filling it with warm water doesn't turn you on? You fucking freak!

    ReapingWildOats on
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Seriously

    (i do not know what sex is like i am just agreeing with Dynagrip for no particular reason)

    Because if you don't agree he will go mad again.

    Bloods End on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i just feel agreeable

    and i need to be in a good mood for my Orgasm '07 goal

    Homeless on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    potatoe on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    i just feel agreeable

    and i need to be in a good mood for my Orgasm '07 goal
    Dude, you're posting right now. You are not going to get this. Choke city, for real. Don't even try it.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Don't worry dude, I have porn in another window and I am rocking a boner.

    This will work.

    Homeless on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    *snip*

    I laughed. The comedy blind-sided me.

    Yecch, too bad the rest of their comics suck so hard.

    jackal on
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