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Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is loveRegistered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
currently posting in social entropy plus plus

you stand in a large cavern, lit by LED fungi

to the north there is an enormous circular object

to the south there are massive pits

to the west there is a rickety bridge

to the east there is a big box

your inventory includes a pack of cigarettes, crushing social anxiety and (3) monty python quotes

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Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Use the monty python quotes on the crushing social anxiety

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    >: Open Box

    Grey Ghost on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > quit

    Larlar on
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > examine big box

    Robcham on
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > go midway through the rickety bridge, then jump up and down in the most dangerous and precarious manner possible

    Didgeridoo on
  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > cut a hole in the box

    NeoToma on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Check to see if the massive pits belong to robcham.

    Tell robcham to put his arms down.

    Offer robcham Speedstick

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You head west to the box. It is made of shiny metal towers ten feet above you. An inscription on it reads: surrender all hope ye who fail to read the rules

    there is a small slit offering sight within

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > Fuck this noise, head for that bridge

    Grey Ghost on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > insert penis in slit

    satansfingers on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't fall for the obvious joke

    DON'T FALL FOR THE OBVIOUS JOKE

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > pants

    Blake T on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > fall for the obvious joke

    Larlar on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > gloryhole that shit

    mnoll on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    > Damn Larlar in a literal sense.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > throwing caution to the wind, put eye extremely close to the slit in an attempt to view the contents of the box

    Didgeridoo on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > insert penis in slit
    it is immediately slobbered on by many tongues

    a cacophony of memes and poor critical thinking skills pours forth while your junk is wrapped in the saliva of many men

    you can't get it back out

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > add munkus' raped corpse to the game (MEGARAPED)

    Larlar on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > wait wasn't the box supposed to be to the east

    satansfingers on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > insert penis in slit
    it is immediately slobbered on by many tongues

    a cacophony of memes and poor critical thinking skills pours forth while your junk is wrapped in the saliva of many men

    you can't get it back out

    > order the endless soup and breadsticks

    #pipe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > wait wasn't the box supposed to be to the east

    > punch programmer in the nads

    Larlar on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    > Summon The Cat to chastise Larlar about rape never being a joke and other boring female problems

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    > examine big box

    >it is your mother, she has brought you pocky and a mountain dew

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > enjoy inexperienced but vigorous blowjob

    satansfingers on
  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    >determine age of blowjob-givers, and evaluate prospects of paying for services rendered with one of the funnier monty python quotes

    mnoll on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    > stare at ceiling, contemplate existence
    you let your gaze unfocus into the LED lights as your penis ejaculates softly into the faces of the damned

    they breathe a simultaneous sigh of satisfaction and retract their tongues

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > having climaxed, use cigarettes to burn off the increasingly clingy givers like tics

    satansfingers on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > learn to ejaculate harder

    Larlar on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    >ghost ride the whip

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > Experience insecurity about a lack of vigor in ejaculative process

    > Get beaten by Larlar

    mnoll on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > having climaxed, use cigarettes to burn off the increasingly clingy givers like tics
    you pull out one of your camel filters, light it and breathe in the sweet taste of virginia soil

    then you stick it in the eye of one of the strange little men who until recently was staring at you with longing eyes

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    > shorten their eyes some more with your fists

    Larlar on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    >blow smoke rings

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    >blow smoke rings
    you blow some wicked ass smoke rings with your cock hanging out

    in the background there are shrieks of the maimed and sighs of the sexually content

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > Poop in the box. Have we used the box yet? Yeah I don't care. Poop somewhere and quench my thirst.

    natek on
  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > Put your cock away you rude bastard

    mnoll on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > grow increasing self-conscious about penis size

    satansfingers on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > grow increasing self-conscious about penis size
    your Crushing Social Anxiety begins to glow and buzz loudly

    you sit down and put your head in your hands, tired of this damn world and how you never seem to fit perfectly into it

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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