One of my exes not only named hers, but gave all of hers female names. We had a debate once about whether an item of that nature could be named "Emma." I stick by my belief that given their shape, they ought to have male names.
I think Emma was the green one and I forget what she named the sparkly purple one.
"Emma" better have been a butt plug with a name like that.
I think it is so wierd when people talk about how they've never flown
I'm just like, didn't you go away on vacation ever?
AMERICA Fuck yeah!
I love the taking off and landing part, but flying always irritates me because I need to grab an exit seat, and I've got into a couple arguments about that (I always win), and I feel a tiny bit sad when someone gets turfed.
One of my exes not only named hers, but gave all of hers female names. We had a debate once about whether an item of that nature could be named "Emma." I stick by my belief that given their shape, they ought to have male names.
I think Emma was the green one and I forget what she named the sparkly purple one.
"Emma" better have been a butt plug with a name like that.
Emma is a butt plug name? o_O
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edit: DanMach - That's the plan. I just don't even know where to start with finding a friend. I don't really know anyone at work, but I'm trying to cultivate some friendships there. I mostly work with women who are married, and most are older than me, so that's not really a useful avenue. All of the friends I have right now are his friends first and foremost, and they don't want to be involved, nor do I want to involve them in this. I just have to find someone to spend time with that isn't a new relationship prospect and isn't related to him in any way.
You're gay. Try manhunt.
My roommate is gay and I thought I was good at teh interwebz, but apparently manhunt is some sort of gay secret facebook thing.
I mean, I'm sure some people make friends on there, but seriously. It's a hook up site almost exclusively. most people don't even have face pics. They have pics of...other stuff.
Gay friend explains to straight friend that manhunt is a facebook for gays.
Hilarity ensues.
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She's beyond finesse. That bitch requires goddamn kid gloves and the eggshell tango. Even as you're bending over backwards on broken fucking glass she'll say you're not doing enough. If you got into a car crash and nearly died she'd only be nice to you if it didn't cause you to miss calling her on her birthday. :x
Ok, so earlier we were talking about remoting into computers briefly and now you guys are talking about sex toys. Well this reminds me of a story I was told.
This guy works tech support that told me this. Someone requested to have something installed on their machine, so he remotes in behind the scenes to do the install and as he does so, he sees on this woman's computer an e-mail that she was typing up/sending.
The e-mail was going to her boyfriend/husband/whatever and it was saying that she was using the new toy that he got her today and she went through a whole meeting with it inside her. So, he... kind of shakes this off. Goes through with the install and as he's about to end he sees she gets an e-mail back. Curiosity has the best of him, so he sticks around a bit and she reads the e-mail and it says, "You spent a whole meeting with a butt plug in you? Did you do anything to attract attention?"
She responded that she kept squirming and her boss kept noticing it, but she said that no one noticed.
Elldren, Hakks, Passer, I think you guys need to get a new routine.
Where have you been? :P Them fighting over me is the new routine, since Hakks only just recently revealed herself as being completely straight. Since Elldren is the only other bi female here I naturally turned to her for comfort.
Unless you want us to stop with talking about sex at all, which I can't make any promises about.
That happens a lot when you get old and have to work a career huh?
I'm 26 and the last vacation I had was when I was 16. And I wouldn't even call that a vacation since it was a high school band trip into the states.
No college roadtrips or nothing?
Attending a big lan event that was an hour away was the highlight of it for me and my friends.
Hell, even going out to Edmonton was for work and I was with 2 other guys and was only out there for a week. And people wonder why I'm grumpy most of the time.
Yeah, I used to do the thing where my folks dropped me off at the airport and I got picked up by relatives on the other side when I was well young as well (used to goto Ireand at least a couple times every year). Do they still do that? Oh and travelling the world at eight meant I got so much free stuff on the long distance flights.
When I was 14, we were coming back from Disney. On the descent, every single zit on my face popped simulataneously.
Including the ones that hadn't formed fully.
It felt like I was being stabbed in the face with 1000 needles that were on fire.
I sense a preteen horror book with movie options and zit cream marketing tie-ins out the ass. Someone get writers and licensing in my office, stat.
I would back this movie.
It was basically after that we decided to tell my dermatologist that the creams and shit weren't working. So they stuck me on Acutain, the high powered stuff, and I've been zit free (for the most part) ever since.
Edit: I also didn't fly again until September 2001. And after that little scare, I didn't fly again until august of 2008.
There is nothing magical about being squished in a flying metal tube with a bunch of other people with not enough leg room and uncomfortable chairs and bad food.
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No, just a generic translucent green vibrator.
I have been to Germany, Sweden and the Netherlands. Never had a reason to fly.
Women are too complicated (as far as sex goes) to really be 'toys' in my eyes. Guys are much better for one-night-stands, women require finesse.
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It just kinda boggles my mind to be able to and bother to actually drive places
not that it's impossible in Norway
my family never bothered to
Except for your mom! OH SNAP!
'cism.
AMERICA Fuck yeah!
I love the taking off and landing part, but flying always irritates me because I need to grab an exit seat, and I've got into a couple arguments about that (I always win), and I feel a tiny bit sad when someone gets turfed.
I notice how two out of three of those are neighbouring countries
and denmark is like, super tiny and silly flat
Emma is a butt plug name? o_O
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Yep as I said never had a reason.
I do not generally throw toys away after one go. Not to say I haven't.
Always keep the good ones though.
That happens a lot when you get old and have to work a career huh?
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Including the ones that hadn't formed fully.
It felt like I was being stabbed in the face with 1000 needles that were on fire.
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Gay friend explains to straight friend that manhunt is a facebook for gays.
Hilarity ensues.
She's beyond finesse. That bitch requires goddamn kid gloves and the eggshell tango. Even as you're bending over backwards on broken fucking glass she'll say you're not doing enough. If you got into a car crash and nearly died she'd only be nice to you if it didn't cause you to miss calling her on her birthday. :x
We don't get along.
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I'm 26 and the last vacation I had was when I was 16. And I wouldn't even call that a vacation since it was a high school band trip into the states.
I'm envious.
I sense a preteen horror book with movie options and zit cream marketing tie-ins out the ass. Someone get writers and licensing in my office, stat.
It is not even a thing to me.
If you're keeping them around for more than one go then they're not a toy. It takes some conversation to keep someone around that long.
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No college roadtrips or nothing?
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This guy works tech support that told me this. Someone requested to have something installed on their machine, so he remotes in behind the scenes to do the install and as he does so, he sees on this woman's computer an e-mail that she was typing up/sending.
The e-mail was going to her boyfriend/husband/whatever and it was saying that she was using the new toy that he got her today and she went through a whole meeting with it inside her. So, he... kind of shakes this off. Goes through with the install and as he's about to end he sees she gets an e-mail back. Curiosity has the best of him, so he sticks around a bit and she reads the e-mail and it says, "You spent a whole meeting with a butt plug in you? Did you do anything to attract attention?"
She responded that she kept squirming and her boss kept noticing it, but she said that no one noticed.
The more I think about it the less it doesn't bother me.
Denmark is great.
You've lost the magic
I flew first when I was
3? Atleast that's what I can remember. And I can't remember before that anyway.
The magic is still there
Where have you been? :P Them fighting over me is the new routine, since Hakks only just recently revealed herself as being completely straight. Since Elldren is the only other bi female here I naturally turned to her for comfort.
Unless you want us to stop with talking about sex at all, which I can't make any promises about.
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thats a good one Sabs
Attending a big lan event that was an hour away was the highlight of it for me and my friends.
Hell, even going out to Edmonton was for work and I was with 2 other guys and was only out there for a week. And people wonder why I'm grumpy most of the time.
Yeah, I used to do the thing where my folks dropped me off at the airport and I got picked up by relatives on the other side when I was well young as well (used to goto Ireand at least a couple times every year). Do they still do that? Oh and travelling the world at eight meant I got so much free stuff on the long distance flights.
I would back this movie.
It was basically after that we decided to tell my dermatologist that the creams and shit weren't working. So they stuck me on Acutain, the high powered stuff, and I've been zit free (for the most part) ever since.
Edit: I also didn't fly again until September 2001. And after that little scare, I didn't fly again until august of 2008.
Me and flying, we do not have a good record.
Is it?
Outside of your ice storms I don't know much about the place.
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