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Swine flu?

misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
Any docs out there: How suddenly can flu symptoms appear?

I went from fine, to feeling viciously ill in about 3 minutes. I'm quite stunned, actually.

I think I'll go drink a gallon of Tamiflu and sleep for a week...

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Walk it off.

    Also, if you become a zombie do you want me to take you out with a shotgun or a chainsaw?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you're dying

    you will sleep for a millennium

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    TheOneWhoStoodUpTheOneWhoStoodUp Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://doihaveswineflu.org/

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    That's pretty far out, man!
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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if this is what dying will feel like...

    And Hunter, at least wait until I try to eat your brains before offing me... What if my body fights off the virus, ala 28 Weeks Later (the immune lady).

    EDIT: Fuck. Apparently a symptom of swine flu is the inability to coherently read sentences. Sorry, Hunter. Yes, if I'm a zombie, KILL ME.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I wonder if this is what dying will feel like...

    And Hunter, at least wait until I try to eat your brains before offing me... What if my body fights off the virus, ala 28 Weeks Later (the immune lady).

    You're asking a lot from a guy who has a loaded shotgun and a chainsaw gassed up and ready to go.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My teacher has the flu

    her class got canceled

    Aces

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I wonder if this is what dying will feel like...

    And Hunter, at least wait until I try to eat your brains before offing me... What if my body fights off the virus, ala 28 Weeks Later (the immune lady).

    You're asking a lot from a guy who has a loaded shotgun and a chainsaw gassed up and ready to go.

    Well... I suppose I wouldn't want you to waste that gas...

    Gas is $2.79 down the street, it was $2.39 a month ago, what the fuck's with that?

    God, my head is hurting now.

    EDIT: And the cold sweats begin. Totally the flu... Fun...

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I wonder if this is what dying will feel like...

    And Hunter, at least wait until I try to eat your brains before offing me... What if my body fights off the virus, ala 28 Weeks Later (the immune lady).

    You're asking a lot from a guy who has a loaded shotgun and a chainsaw gassed up and ready to go.

    On this episode of Hunter's Wacky Zombie Adventures, Hunter loads his chainsaw and gasses up his shotgun, with hilarious results!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All I'm saying is when the swine ebola aids flu cancer causes people to turn into zombies, I won't be caught unprepared.

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    TheOneWhoStoodUpTheOneWhoStoodUp Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fill your tub with water, knock out your stairs, and just wait.

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    That's pretty far out, man!
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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    All I'm saying is when the swine ebola aids flu cancer causes people to turn into zombies, I won't be caught unprepared.

    And if I don't contract it, I will take cover in your chainsaw-protected safe haven of a bat cave.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Can I have your stocks?

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    edited October 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    are you a frail old person or a baby, misbehavin

    what a silly question

    old people can't use the internet

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've been sick since last Saturday. Think I'm just getting over it.

    Oorah.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    are you a frail old person or a baby, misbehavin

    I'm 31... Is that old or baby?

    And, DrZippy, I do hereby bequeath, upon my death, all my assets, both liquid and equity, to Hunter, for offering to kill me if I become a zombie. You've done nothing for me.

    ...Dick.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    You... Um...

    Wait, so I give you all my shit for offering to kill me, and so you decide NOT to kill me?

    Fine, go fuck yourself, I'll give all my shit to Zippy.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    You... Um...

    Wait, so I give you all my shit for offering to kill me, and so you decide NOT to kill me?

    Fine, go fuck yourself, I'll give all my shit to Zippy.

    Hooray!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast, arranging flowers and being very british.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast, arranging flowers and being very british.

    I am good at all of those things, Dr. Z is right.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    congratulations!

    you're pregnant

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    congratulations!

    you're pregnant

    Wooo! I've always wanted a little spawn...

    Maybe I'll name it Brivy.

    SHOOT ME, HUNTER!

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast, arranging flowers and being very british.

    I am good at all of those things, Dr. Z is right.

    Also being a woman

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is that really a skill or a default setting?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Flu can hit you really really fast.

    This has been a public service announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled zombiefest.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Is that really a skill or a default setting?

    More like an all inclusive package-deal I think.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast.

    I will bring you into the survivor caravan simply to keep the British accent alive for the species. You can learn to operate the other equipment, but the accent must remain for the sake of humanity.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fine then zombie Misbehavin, have fun roaming the earth as a reanimated corpse eating the brains of the living. I'll take my survivor caravan elsewhere while you rot away.

    Can I join your survivor caravan? Skills I can bring: making toast.

    I will bring you into the survivor caravan simply to keep the British accent alive for the species. You can learn to operate the other equipment, but the accent must remain for the sake of humanity.

    It's a deal!

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    According to the CDC website, it's not unusual to see the onset of moderate to severe symptoms within a few hours.

    Lovely.

    I'll be dead by dinner.

    Maybe I should go home...

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    maybe you should go see a goddamn doctor

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wish I knew why swine flu happened in the first place. the first person to say God's angry wrath gets a swift kick in the genitals.
    I know a couple of people who have it, and I am having serious doubts as to whether or not I will get a shot before I get swine flu.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fact: You always feel better when you're comfortable at home.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    vermiculture wrote: »
    I wish I knew why swine flu happened in the first place. the first person to say God's angry wrath gets a swift kick in the genitals.
    I know a couple of people who have it, and I am having serious doubts as to whether or not I will get a shot before I get swine flu.

    It's happening because viruses mutate all the goddamn time, and every now and again it mutates into a form that our bodies don't know what the fuck to do with and we all get sick. But then we all get better and life goes on until the next crazy mutation.

    Snowbeat: I called my doc, and he said to just rest, drink lots of fluids and monitor my condition. If my fever spikes or I experience (insert laundry list of symptoms he listed here) to call him back.

    EVERYONE!

    This is important: Should I still go to class and sneeze on everyone? [Y/N]

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    vermiculture wrote: »
    I wish I knew why swine flu happened in the first place. the first person to say God's angry wrath gets a swift kick in the genitals.
    I know a couple of people who have it, and I am having serious doubts as to whether or not I will get a shot before I get swine flu.

    It's happening because viruses mutate all the goddamn time, and every now and again it mutates into a form that our bodies don't know what the fuck to do with and we all get sick. But then we all get better and life goes on until the next crazy mutation.

    Snowbeat: I called my doc, and he said to just rest, drink lots of fluids and monitor my condition. If my fever spikes or I experience (insert laundry list of symptoms he listed here) to call him back.

    EVERYONE!

    This is important: Should I still go to class and sneeze on everyone? [Y/N]

    N

    in fact go home and barricade yourself inside to prevent your plague from spreading

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »

    EVERYONE!

    This is important: Should I still go to class and sneeze on everyone? [Y/N]

    No, don't be silly. No point spreading it to everyone else.

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Some tips on avoiding Swine Flu.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    get one of those paper masks and pretend you live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

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