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My Entire Arm is Asleep

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dicks?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh weird my armpit stings

    weird

    looking at it in the mirror it's all red


    huh

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kicks?

    Just take some melanta rane

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd wager rubbing vicks onto a dick might sting.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kicks?

    Just take some melanta rane

    what's a kicks

    and what's melanta

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He's saying you have melanoma

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd wager rubbing vicks onto a dick might sting.

    Time to find out people

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Armpit cancer

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is what happens when you give the sun all those noogies, Rane

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Kicks?

    Just take some melanta rane

    what's a kicks

    and what's melanta

    dude wants to be kicked a lot i dunno

    melanta is like robitussin but it heals everything moreso.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that does it!!

    extra noogies

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    there's nothing on tv.

    I'm gonna watch some Krypto I have recorded.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    okay it's cool everyone calm down i put some bleach on it

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The rundown is on FX

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I's gonna play the Krypto's Ear is a Thumb game

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i saw that the other day!

    I enjoy that movie

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rundown or krypto's ear is a thumb

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's a pretty decent movie actually

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Someone play valkyrie sky with me, being a wizard by myself isn't fun cause its hard as shit.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How do I play this game

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Watch Krypto. Hold up thumb. Try to align with Krypto's ear.

    (only use good arms)

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkyrie Sky an MMOSHMUP, you got 4 classes that each have 4 sub-classes, each sub-class have 4 different attacks, and each class has its own type of attack.
    When you save enough money you can choose a 2nd sub-class so you have 2 sets of powers from the same class, and you somehow gain special powers depending on the classes you combined.

    Warrior: uses a sword for short range strikes, this sword blocks bullets.

    Summoner: has a pet that auto attacks the closest target until they are dead or you let go of the attack button.

    Mage: has an auto targeting laser with limited range, can shoot up to 5 targets simultaneously, or lack of enemies permitting, you can build up the targets onto one enemy and fire 5 lasers at one target.

    Bowman: the fastest firing class, just fires tons of arrows with unlimited range.

    I am MetaStorm as a Wizard on the only server there is.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Watch Krypto. Hold up thumb. Try to align with Krypto's ear.

    (only use good arms)

    how many fucking arms do you have

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one taht can't type very well :(

    and one that I can't move

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn you still bringin' the hurt as football batman

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn you still bringin' the hurt as football batman
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    maaaaaan

    makes me saaaaaaaaaaaad

    :(

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fuck that shit jordyn, cut your arms off and get some robo arms.

    You can be like I'm disabled can't take me out the game baby that shits disablist

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fuck that shit jordyn, cut your arms off and get some robo arms.

    You can be like I'm disabled can't take me out the game baby that shits disablist

    we already went there with the bionic arms

    get with it, people

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's still a good idea.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Robo arms are a million times different, getcha shit out of here subbed and dubhed

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Fuck that shit jordyn, cut your arms off and get some robo arms.

    You can be like I'm disabled can't take me out the game baby that shits disablist

    we already went there with the bionic arms

    get with it, people

    Bionic? Pssh.

    Pneumatic, bitches.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the side of my neck that is numb itches a lot right now.

    scratching it does nothing.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jordyn have you posted photos of the new kitty

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes, Ben did

    in this thread

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    goddamn zinny got huge

    also d'aww kitten

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Fuck that shit jordyn, cut your arms off and get some robo arms.

    You can be like I'm disabled can't take me out the game baby that shits disablist

    we already went there with the bionic arms

    get with it, people

    Bionic? Pssh.

    Pneumatic, bitches.

    Freaky awesome.

    Did that robot arm write "help" on that board?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Numbness has been replaced by pain.

    Time to replace pain with percoset.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    later, she yelled at me for feeding her crackers too fast.

    I was still chewing the other one!

    fram clearly meant this to sound trivial

    but trying to eat saltines with any kind of speed really does sound kind of terrible

    It's not like I was like "OKAY NEXT CRACKER OPEN WIDE"

    I was like "You want another cracker yet, sweetie? Shmoopy?"

    And she was like "M STIRL CHERWRN THIFF ONE!!"

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  • spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i once woke up with both of my arms dead asleep, flopping them around to get the circulation going again was insteresting.

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