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jesus this pizza sucks

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Little Caesars is great where I live, but that's because they're all franchise stores

    Corporate stores usually have cold or burnt pizzas

    Squall on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    last time I pointed out how what Dominos makes is not in fact pizza and barely even qualifies as food, I got yelled at on here

    lets hug, kovak
    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dominos_scientists_test_limits_of

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    the best part about vern's pizza is only western canada has it

    also their website http://www.vernspizza.com/

    Your favorite pizza is no good.

    no it is you who is no good

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i had a work halloween party today

    it was hella awkward

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    the best part about vern's pizza is only western canada has it

    also their website http://www.vernspizza.com/

    Your favorite pizza is no good.

    no it is you who is no good

    I'm afraid, sir, that you are in no position to be making such a judgement.

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  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    gives me chest pains just looking at it

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    hell yeah poppin up another blue moon brewski broski

    blue moon is good shit

    Swill on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    all the stuff on that "pizza" is not what is supposed to make pizza good

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Authentic pizza Napoletana is all anyone will ever need

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  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    personally i prefer thin crust and a variety of toppings

    and not renal failure in the form of uncooked ham and inches of deep fried cheese

    Bayesian on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CSH, you deserve to be beaten for liking a place that serves pizza of this nature.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Putting crushed red peppers in between the sauce and cheese and then baking the pizza makes it tasty and spicy

    Also a little bit of butter on the crust before you bake it makes the crust brown up better

    man I'm hungry now

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is one of those threads where everybody's local pizza is the best pizza ever and big chains are evil and no blood for oil, isn't it

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Really? People like Papa John's?

    Are you broken?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is one of those threads where everybody's local pizza is the best pizza ever and big chains are evil and no blood for oil, isn't it

    No that's retarded.


    But it's gonna be some days before my body goes turning anything from Dominoes into poop.

    Like upwards of many several.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Papa Murphey's is pretty good for take and bake. The last time I was there I saw 2 guys wearing anime shirts that were clearly getting ready for some weekend anime marathoning.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Five or six years ago I ate at a place called Theresa's Pizza somewhere in Ohio

    Which store it was I will never know

    but it was the most delicious pizza I've ever had.

    Squall on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The best pizza I have ever had is from a place called Perry's up in mammoth.

    I think they have another location

    It is the best.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    let's get this straight

    a pizza has two major components that need to be good

    the crust/dough

    and the tomato sauce

    if you have really really good dough/sauce, you don't even really need cheese

    but good cheese goes a long way

    i don't really subscribe to the LETS PILE SHIT ON TOP school of pizza making

    they never take time to get the basics right

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I really like papa johns

    and those dominos American legend pizzas aren't bad either

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  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i haven't had good pizza yet in TO
    i had some in ny though

    Bayesian on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man I want some pizza now. Hate you guys.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will say that domino's BBQ chicken pizza is pretty tasty though

    dunno if I can call it pizza though

    Squall on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I really like papa johns

    and those dominos American legend pizzas aren't bad either

    Shoe I'm sorry but you will have to be killed.

    sarukun on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll tolerate pretty much any pizza, including chain, except for Papa John's and Pizza Hut.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is this the new food thread

    Is there a food thread

    There are some foods I would like to discuss

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    I really like papa johns

    and those dominos American legend pizzas aren't bad either

    Shoe I'm sorry but you will have to be killed.

    Oh noooooo my opinion is different I'm sooooooooo terrible

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If this is the new food thread

    Is there such a thing as a good Chinese buffet?

    I have yet to have a good experience

    Squall on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    If this is the new food thread

    Is there such a thing as a good Chinese buffet?

    I have yet to have a good experience

    Yes

    But I only really dig lo mein

    So as long as they have good lo mein and it's all you can eat, I'm set!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am thinking of starting a new food thread if there is no food thread

    This is a Kovak thread

    Kovak threads are wonderful and then they get locked or forgotten after a few pages

    I got shit to talk about

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    If this is the new food thread

    Is there such a thing as a good Chinese buffet?

    I have yet to have a good experience
    i've had decent quality ones but they don't hold a handle to dinner at a family-style Cantonese place

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    If this is the new food thread

    Is there such a thing as a good Chinese buffet?

    I have yet to have a good experience

    Yes

    But I only really dig lo mein

    So as long as they have good lo mein and it's all you can eat, I'm set!

    The food is always cold wherever I go

    One time they had a soft serve machine and I thought 'score, at least there's something good about this'

    and that was terrible too

    how do you screw up a soft serve machine

    Squall on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also Heidi Klum looks damn fine naked and covered in chocolate sauce

    Damn fine.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    how do you screw up a soft serve machine

    For some reason my relatives from New England fucking love those terrible buffet places like Golden Corral and Quincy's, and my one consolation for having to go to these places with them is that they can't really screw up the mashed potatoes or soft serve ice cream.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am thinking of starting a new food thread if there is no food thread

    This is a Kovak thread

    Kovak threads are wonderful and then they get locked or forgotten after a few pages

    I got shit to talk about

    There is a food thread

    It is called "Munching on Tacos and Sucking on Weiners" or the other way around

    Also are you in New Orleans yet?

    AMP'd on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I am thinking of starting a new food thread if there is no food thread

    This is a Kovak thread

    Kovak threads are wonderful and then they get locked or forgotten after a few pages

    I got shit to talk about

    There is a food thread

    It is called "Munching on Tacos and Sucking on Weiners" or the other way around

    Also are you in New Orleans yet?
    I am in my hotel room right now.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    how do you screw up a soft serve machine

    For some reason my relatives from New England fucking love those terrible buffet places like Golden Corral and Quincy's, and my one consolation for having to go to these places with them is that they can't really screw up the mashed potatoes or soft serve ice cream.

    I have always had good experiences with Golden Corrals

    but this Chinese buffet soft serve machine

    all of the ice cream tasted like it was melted and then refrozen (that icy taste)

    Squall on
  • BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wow she's really hot
    i guess that's why she has a music career :?

    edit: lmao pop the glock
    whaaaaat how did i not know about this

    Bayesian on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I am thinking of starting a new food thread if there is no food thread

    This is a Kovak thread

    Kovak threads are wonderful and then they get locked or forgotten after a few pages

    I got shit to talk about

    There is a food thread

    It is called "Munching on Tacos and Sucking on Weiners" or the other way around

    Also are you in New Orleans yet?
    I am in my hotel room right now.

    Now that you're posting east coast time, it really is past your bedtime

    Have fun doing whatever in New Orleans, man, I'm going to bed, I'm so tired

    AMP'd on
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